HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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DRESSUP IN UR PARTY WEAR!!!!!


DONT SMOKE DAMN'U AND DONT DRINK BEER!!!!!


MAKE YOUR IMAGINATIVE RESOLUTIONS FREAKIN' CLEAR!!!!!


OK CUT THE CRAP AND LETS CHEER!!!!!


WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ONE CRAZY QUESTION???

WHY IS CHRISTMAS MERRY AND NEW YEAR HAPPY?

[IF THE READER IS A HUMAN BEING HE/SHE MUST COMMENT]
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HEARD THAT RESOLUTIONS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN,

SO I THINK ITS BETTER NOT TO MAKE THEM.

BUT STILL I TRIED TO MAKE A NEW YEAR RESOLUTION USING PAINT

[HOPE YOUR EYES SEE THE PHOTO BELOW]

once again happy new year!!!


TAARE ZAMEEN PAR : REVIEW

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Once in a while comes a movie that makes you smile, cry and finally what other movies can't ...makes your parents and you aware...
Once a while a actor throws away his style and all the stuff to get serious to make something that isnt masala but is a pure movie...
and that person is Aamir Khan.
And his directorial debut is one movie that can bring stars to earth...
TAARE ZAMEEN PAR

So what on earth is the god damn' story:-

Ishaan(Darsheel) is a dyslexic child who hates to learn, read, write or simply "study".
He is pressurised by his parents,teachers to study, but he just cant keep up and is always lost in his thoughts.
His father throws him into a boarding school where he becomes depressed until comes our very own Aamir Khan as a new art teacher named Ram Shankar (who teaches mentally retarded children) to his rescue and brings out the gold out of Ishan.
Really Motivating.
The movie looks so realistic in terms of treatment.
I though liked the pre-interval part more.The street pangas are shown brilliantly,
and the song "Bheja Kum" was cool and crazy
.Also the "3 x 9" animation rocked. The songs didnt destroy the movie though, but the "bum bum bole" song was sort of an item number, but eventually it may have created an optimistic hope that some day there would be such teachers...(but who'll bring Prasoon Joshi to write songs for them).

Sometimes I even felt that i was a part of the movie. The sleeping scenes of Ishan in bed,
the way he apologised his father, the bloody teachers ( Ishaan's previous school's English Teacher just spoke like my ex- english teacher of class 2nd... the voice the dialogues exactly the same)... Though i felt the second part was bit long but still not boring... the discussions between Aamir and Ishan's father were something that i could understand
( i hate this P.T.M. stuff)....

The movie's ending was fabulous. No better ending can be suggested especially the "Guru vs Chela" for the first prize in "The Painting Competition" and the highly emotional hug, the red eyed Aamir.

OVERALL THE MOVIE CAN BE A GOOD DETERGENT TO WASH AWAY THE DOMINATION OF OM SHANTI OM!!!

4.5 STARS FOR STARS ON EARTH(taaRE zaaMEEN par)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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Unfortunately because of that sick-o-sycho(psycho) mathematics murdering paper,
i could'nt celebrated even 'D' of Diwali!
Fortunately i can celebrate Christmas because of the happy holidays.

So!!!
Wish you!!!
A Very Very
~*~ !!!Merry Christmas!!! ~*~
May Santa give you so much chocolates that will help you to be Santa next year!!!
Take my present!!!
Drill down a trip to North Pole

Online Rubik Cube!!!

Online Rubik Cube!!!
Timepass! Timepass! What when timepass results to head
ache...I am talking about the old gold Rubik Cube!!!hardly found during these days... "we have got own stuff for timepass like computer, laptop cell phone and CrAzybLoG."
But i have got your very own rubik cube in a Cyber Version.
Click The Picture below to PLAY!!!
This Rubik Cube is not only available in the Classic Plastic Mode! but there are other modes if you are bored with playing the same old hat.
The other modes available are:-
! Alien Mode
! Marble Mode
! Brick Mode
! Wood Mode
Its got a rocking music to keep you interested/distracted from the game.
If you have solved the first task there will be always four more...
If you cant solve even once (like me) then i have got a link for you:=-

Sick of Orkut's Notification!!!

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It has been a week of this shit annoying pop-up messages!!

Orkut has brought up a new feature of some sort of...




Notification eg:-



So whats the crap is that when you log in orkut... you feel happy that there are scraps for you but before you could read them the devil appears in the form of a dialogue box



i.e. .

It creates a headache because you have to click that "ok" button to get through...
but when you click it you see the page crying "The page Cannot be displayed"
and you have to click that damn' button two times after reloading the extremely annoying page.
....


But while I was writing this post and multitasking with orkut by my side... they recently introduced scrapping in hindi without hell html... but by simply checking the box staring "type in hindi"
or pressing control + g


here is an example:-


I have written "namastey!!! aapka meri scrapbook me swagat hai!!!"
in English that means "Hello!!! welcome to my scrapbook!!!"
Now here i have written " नमस्ते!!! आपका मेरी स्क्रेप्बूक में स्वागत है!!!"
This new stuff looks as if... the codes have been stolen from the blogger's transliteration.

Iphone Mobile Skin!!!

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Last post i talked about Ownskin.

Now i redefine it with the skin(theme) made by me(actually this is my second skin)

This is the iphone skin.
It may not be the best... but still it is the one for me so for me it is the best.
How on earth I made it?

1.I Logged in to ownskin

2.Then I went in to create my them using the quick method(thats the olden one)

3.And Then i browsed the apple iphone's default wallpaper thats the clown fish.

4.Then i chose to get in the advanced stuff, where i mostly concentrated on the icons.

From where the.... i brought the iphone icons....well from my blog itself.

5.I resized them to 89x89 as the requirements for uploading the icons were between 88x88 to 120x120.

6.Then named it.

Uploaded it and woo it got on the deck.

Create and Download free themes.

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Themes enrich your computer and even your mobiles.
(however sometimes they hang your damn' computer and that

awkward cell... who becomes a tortoise...not of that race)
Kill that computer and kill the negative factors...
Get down on the positive side.

I reached this site via mobile and after getting hooked to it, i

gave it a try on my computer too.

So what the site is?

The site is named as OwnSkin.

There are hell themes over net. whats special of it?

The hell themes available over net are gr8 but some of them

are even those ones that loosen your pockets.
OwnSkin is what unites the people's creativity in mobile sense.
Its democracy in true sense.
themes made by the people, made for the people( and the rest

knows Abraham Lincoln)
And whats special is that the stuff is free
and you dont need the knoweledge of any damn lingo for this

stuff.
Just GUI simple GUI

Mobile with foldable screen!

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Believe it... the cell phone of the dreams has came in.

The name is Librofonino (it is in italian)

The term librofonino is a neologism (issue similar to tivufonino and videofonino) composed of crasis and phone book (but you might also consider -fonino as suffissoide, given the examples of PC-fonino, ipod-fonino, skype-fonino and even pistola-fonino). Designa a particular mobile device presented the world premiere of the 3GSM World Congress in Barcelona starting from February 12. It will be marketed in Italy during the 2007 Exclusive by Telecom through an exclusive agreement with the Dutch company Polymer Vision (development unit of Philips, which specializes in research and production of display thin as a sheet of paper), whose technology allows integrating mobile phones in a larger screen mobile phone, ensuring the reader a contrast similar to that of the printed word. The new model is based on a prototype of Polymer Vision called Readius, introduced in 2005, which also uses the technology of the screen panel and expandable: books and newspapers can be purchased online through the mobile network by Tim and then stored in memory electronic terminal (the first models already have 4 gigabytes). While Nokia announced an initial series of memory cards for mobile containing audio-libri, TIM-Telecom Italy Mobile challenge therefore the market with "librofonino", the first phone with removable screen that will see electronic books and newspapers online. The strategy prepared by Telecom Italy for the launch of the new product provides a number of agreements with publishing companies to provide content is likely to begin with the distribution of public domain.
The librofonino "can also download and play MP3, access e-mail, consult geographical maps. The new device, which uses all the technology for connecting mobile broadband and energy autonomy of ten days, it works with a normal Sim Card.



see the video of Librofonino right here:-

Express you anger on someone's cell

You are angry at someone (any damn' reason)...Someone who
has a symbian phone... dont break his/her phone but take off
that memory card... steal it or insert it in someone's ass.Now what the hell to do with the remaining part of plastic shit...Use something called "intellegnce" to make that person
contactless, messageless out of the world...Format his damn' phone.How the freakin' hell on earth:-Firstly plug in that useless charger.Make sure that the battery of the phone is there... battery is
always there but make sure it is charged.Now close all shittin' stuff... press that menu key for some time
and dont panic when the 'telephone' option doenst show you
any thing.Ol' right! right to work!Put in the following code:- *#7370#Then your phone will irritate you by asking the code... if the
user hasnt messed enough with his cell phone security
settings... the code will be "12345"Done with that now do that yes, ok stuff andwohoo within 10 minutes vanish!!! vanish

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you dont want to indulge in crazy stuff, you can still use it, if some comm.warrior (MOBILE VIRUS) has kicked your mobiles ass... and infected evey part of it.
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Some More codes:-

(1) *3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%
(2) #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370# ( Favourite )
(3) *#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time.
(4) *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec.
(5) *#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type. ( Favourite )
(6) *#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.
(7) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number). ( Favourite )
(8) #pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(9) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(10) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).

FREE SMS

Free SMS
Is 10 metre less for you...10m=1000cm.
Cutting the crap slowly ...for this stuff called free sms...
1.you need to have a moblie phone (tested on a symbian os) having bluetooth.(the colour of the tooth must be blue... just kidding)

So how the <---*censored*----> is free sms sent/recieved?.
Ol' right ... bluetooths on (think why have i wrote about 10m)Get to your sms most probably in your messages>inbox>whatever the message is
...Open it...
Click its options and find the option known as "forward".
Now your message will open again...
Use the pencil( not the one you write with... most probably it would be near any of the corners of your cell) and the arrow keys to select your message, while the arrow keys are pressed and your text is highlighted ...
click the option "copy"
Now close all the crap and
return to standby or simply go away to notes.
Make a new note...
press that pencil again and then click "paste".
Now save it.
And get outta there.
Now send this message using bluetooth... to your friend or foe in the range of 10m's.
Thank me for saving your penny and rupee.

Crazy ScreenSaver

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After giving you heck and loads of dialog box shit, feary and other goddamn' crazy stuff i thought why to hide away the screensaver i use on my pc.

Titled as "Dont Touch my computer 2" it works as a cool guard too.

Better than any screeensaver atleast i have used up to date,

it features Joe and his dog, plus an accurate clock, a mice keeping the dog always on the run.


How it guards your computer(from people who try to mess up with it... not at internet but your home... could be your bros. and sis. denoted here by A$$)

It is not the stereotypical (haha) shake your mouse and the screen saver goes away... it has got it own procedure for stuff to get back.

So, While the screen saver is running, whenever an A$$ touches the mouse or an incorrect key, the guard dog is set in action: barking loudly and "attacking" the screen from the inside out.


So download it! and fear away the traitors existing in your homes.

Google 0.07

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Papers come and go.
Parents come and go.
When they go you have stuff to do and the stuff includes this.
Not surfed net for long my crazy and devilish mind whispered me something.
Modding something(without hell knoweledge of html)

And my hands fell on a Giant The giant GOOGLE
A raw attempt to shake the shit in bond n' godfather style
Check it out




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India






The Spidey's Web Snaps Mobs Hard News Book Worm more than enough»


Google 0.07 offered in: HindiBengaliTeluguMarathiTamil


Search:

Shaken Not Stirred
Tastes
Lingo
Stuff
Start Street Sellin'
now
- bout' Google - An offer
u cant refuse
- Go to Crazyblog

©2007 Google 0.07




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Studying ain't sinning

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My preboards/half yearlies are approaching in a couple of days, its true that i wont study but its also true that my parents would try to do everything against my wishes.
So let them do you always have excuses to turn something down,
like " I am just downloading sample papers" and then doing multitasking one educative and one who-so-ever it may be.
So it isnt sin to be true in doing that too..
If u are in cbse ...
i suggest you to download sample papers from these two sites
www.onlineteachers.co.nr
www.cbseguess.com

Well if you want to really study damn hard then try hittin' these key strokes...

Pukin' fa Physix:
www.glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci/phys/phys.html
www.mcanv.com/index.html
http://ocw.mit.edu/ocwweb/physics/index.html
www.lightandmatter.com/index.html
http://qbx6.itu.edy/s_schneider/physlets/main.index.shtml

Chaos n' Chemistree:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/chemistry
http://preparatorychemistry.com
www.chem1.com/acad/webtext/virtualtextbook.html
www.chemguide.co.uk
www.klte.hu/~lenteg/animate.html

Bullshittin brief Bio:
www.estrellamountain.edu/faculty/farabee/biobk/biobooktoc.html
http://web.mit.edu/esgbio/www
www.cellsalive.com
www.biology-online.org
http://www.exploratorium.edu/learning_studio/cow_eye/

Hell Halin' History:
www.1911encyclopedia.org
www.sparknotes.com/history
www.bartleby.com/67/
www.historyguide.org
www.indhistory.com

Goo Geo:
www.geohive.com
www.atlapedia.com
http://members.aol.com/bowermanb/101.html
www.nationsonline.org/oneworld/
www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0873835.html

Coup Civics:
www.llrx.com/features/indian.htm
www.loc.gov/law/guide/india.html

Murderous Mathematics:
www.webmath.org
http://mathworld.wolfram.com
www.mathforum.org/dr.math/
www.clarku.edu/~djoyce/trig/
www.math.hmc.edu/calculus/tutorials/

For writting this much i have been scolded thrice but i managed to get on and even to get hurt...
Rest in Peace Shiva

Yet another dialouge box shit

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Yes it was annoying, yes it was head-aching and yes it was another dialogue box shit to get started with and get ended with it.
But it was crazy crazy enough to share with you ...
trust me you will like it.
A man/boy who wont open it wont be a man/boy and woman/girl who wont open it wont be a woman/girl but still
Don't click here!

Happy Birthday Google

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Google gone 10yrs old.
Today's 9th birthday of the great google.
So I wish Google a very very very very very Happy birthday.

Google from mere unknown search engine has turned to not only favourite homepage but the biggest search engine of the world.
But this wasnt enough for Page n' Brit they wanted to step into much bigger boots
and this is the result of stepping in it too... on which i am typing
If there wasnt google there wasnt blogger and google still expanded its territorry by buying its competitoirs.

[i beg google for what i did to adense . now as is posted on your birthday so please restart my adsense as a return gift]

Gahoo Yoogle?

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Sometime hunches may be true... and those hunches that are just spoke off.. in my case written off.

Just to explian in one of my previous posts

i reviewed a social networking site named hikut as hi5+orkut and just wrote of yahoo+google=yoogle.

Well i noticed today that there was a site named yoogle...not yoogle but gahoo yoogle...amazing isnt it.

And that too since 2005.

Now it is so it is, it is benefitial too...You can get different results in the same window divided into two from both yahoo! and google and they claim that 70% of their first 100 results are different on an average.It saves time and gives great result.TRY IT OUT






And if this is not enough for you!!!

you can try another such site which shows results from more sites on the same page...

its dogpile

which shows(fetches) results from google,yahoo,ask,windows live

Wattpad- Read n' Share Stories on cell/com.

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Well there are people who say that piracy sucks...
Fortunately i am not the one of them and i believe that the best things in the world are those which are free or which make your pockets free... but i am greedy and hope you are too.
Now cutting this proverbish crap x8(tried to create a scissor to cut the crap)

I am talking about free stories available on the "net" i mean to say you can get "free" Harry Potter and the deathly hallows without clicking on the ad @ the top of the page.
The great site is WATTPAD
It allows you to read, write(upload) and share stories over computer and cell phone, the best way is to read it on your cell phone without breaking your neck staring @ the large screen trying to kill you.

Its about a week-or-two since i have joined wattpad.I suggest you also to do so.
The downloads i have made are:-

1) Harry potter and the deathly hallows
2) The Godfather
3)Eragon

and the uploads i have made are:-
1)PRIME (my literary work)
2)VINIMAN (my literary work)

Taj Mahal - The hidden truth

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One of the New Seven Wonders of the World. Taj Mahal, India: The white marble-domed mausoleum in Agra combines Indian, Persian and Islamic styles and was built by a 17th century Mogul emperor for his favorite wife, who died in childbirth.
[as said by everyone]

But i recieved a mail which says according to BBC this isn't the truth... the truth is indeed shocking!!! [TIP: WHEN U DONT HAVE A POST LEAK UR MAILS]

HERE COMES THE MAIL;-
AERIAL VIEW OF TAJ MAHAL
THE INTERIOR WATER WELL

FRONTAL VIEW OF TAJ MAHAL AND DOME

CLOSE UP OF THE DOME WITH PINNACLE

CLOSE UP OF THE PINNACLE

INLAID PINNACLE PATTERN IN THE COURTYARD

RED LOTUS AT APEX OF THE ENTRANCE

REAR VIEW OF TAJ AND 22 APARTMENTS

VIEW OF SEALED WINDOWS AND DOORS IN BACK

TYPICAL VEDIC STYLE CORRIDORS
THE MUSIC HOUSE-- A CONTRADICTION

A LOCKED ROOM ON THE UPPER FLOOR
A MARBLE APPARTMENT ON THE GROUND FLOOR

THE OM IN THE FLOWERS ON THE WALLS

STAIRCASE THAT LEADS TO THE LOWER LEVELS


300 FOOT LONG CORRIDOR INSIDE APPARTMENTS

VEDIC DESIGN ON A CEILING OF A LOCKED ROOM


SECRET WALLED DOOR THAT LEADS TO OTHER ROOMS


SECRET BRICKED DOOR THAT HIDES EVIDENCE

PALACE IN BARHANPUR WHERE MUMTAZ DIED



PAVILION WHERE MUMTAZ IS SAID TO BE BURIED
NOW READ THIS.......
NO ONE HAS EVER CHALLENGED IT EXCEPT PROF. P. N. OAK, WHO BELIEVES THE WHOLE WORLD HAS BEEN DUPED. IN HIS BOOK TAJ MAHAL: THE TRUE STORY, OAK SAYS THETAJ MAHAL IS NOT QUEEN MUMTAZ'S TOMB BUT AN ANCIENT HINDU TEMPLE PALACE OF LORD SHIVA (THEN KNOWN AS TEJO MAHALAYA ) . IN THE COURSE OF HIS RESEARCH O AK DISCOVERED THAT THE SHIVA TEMPLE PALACE WAS USURPED BY SHAH JAHAN FROM THEN MAHARAJA OF JAIPUR, JAI SINGH. IN HIS OWN COURT CHRONICLE, BADSHAHNAMA,SHAH JAHAN ADMITS THAT AN EXCEPTIONALLY BEAUTIFUL GRAND MANSION IN AGRA WAS TAKEN FROM JAI SINGH FOR MUMTAZ'S BURIAL . THE EX-MAHARAJA OF JAIPUR STILLRETAINS IN HIS SECRET COLLECTION TWO ORDERS FROM SHAH JAHAN FOR SURRENDERING THE TAJ BUILDING. USING CAPTURED TEMPLES AND MANSIONS, AS A BURIAL PLACE FORDEAD COURTIERS AND ROYALTY WAS A COMMON PRACTICE AMONG MUSLIM RULERS. FOR EXAMPLE, HUMAYUN,AKBAR, ETMUD-UD-DAULA AND SAFDARJUNG ARE ALL BURIED IN SUCH MANSIONS. OAK'S INQUIRIES BEGAN WITH THE NAME OF TAJ MAHAL. HE SAYS THE TERM " MAHAL " HAS NEVER BEEN USED FOR A BUILDING IN ANY MUSLIM COUNTRIES FROM AFGHANISTHAN TO ALGERIA. "THE UNUSUAL EXPLANATION THAT THE TERM TAJMAHAL DERIVES FROM MUMTAZ MAHAL WAS ILLOGICAL IN ATLEAST TWO RESPECTS. FIRSTLY, HER NAME WAS NEVER MUMTAZ MAHAL BUT MUMTAZ-UL-ZAMANI ," HE WRITES. SECONDLY, ONE CANNOT OMIT THE FIRST THREE LETTERS 'MUM' FROM A WOMAN'S NAME TO DERIVE THE REMAINDER AS THE NAME FOR THE BUILDING."TAJ MAHAL, HE CLAIMS, IS A CORRUPT VERSION OF TEJO MAHALAYA, OR LORD SHIVA'S PALACE . OAK ALSO SAYS THE LOVE STORY OF MUMTAZ AND SHAH JAHAN IS A FAIRY TALE CREATED BYCOURT SYCOPHANTS, BLUNDERING HISTORIANS AND SLOPPY ARCHAEOLOGISTS . NOT A SINGLE ROYAL CHRONICLE OF SHAH JAHAN'S TIME CORROBORATES THE LOVE STORY. FURTHERMORE, OAK CITES SEVERAL DOCUMENTS SUGGESTING THE TAJ MAHAL PREDATES SHAH JAHAN'S ERA, AND WAS A TEMPLE DEDICATED TO SHIVA, WORSHIPPED BY RAJPUTS OF AGRA CITY. FOR EXAMPLE, PROF. MARVIN MILLER OF NEW YORK TOOK A FEWSAMPLES FROM THE RIVERSIDE DOORWAY OF THE TAJ. CARBON DATING TESTS REVEALED THAT THE DOOR WAS 300 YEARS OLDER THAN SHAH JAHAN. EUROPEAN TRAVELER JOHAN ALBERT MANDELSLO,WHO VISITED AGRA IN 1638 (ONLY SEVEN YEARS AFTER MUMTAZ'S DEATH), DESCRIBES THE LIFE OF THE CIT Y IN HIS MEMOIRS. BUT HE MAKES NO REFERENCE TO THE TAJ MAHAL BEING BUILT. THE WRITINGS OF PETER MUNDY, AN ENGLISH VISITOR TO AGRA WITHIN A YEAR OF MUMTAZ'S DEATH, ALSO SUGGEST THE TAJ WAS A NOTEWORTHY BUILDING WELL BEFORE SHAH JAHAN'S TIME. PROF. OAK POINTS OUT A NUMBER OF DESIGN AND ARCHITECTURAL INCONSISTENCIES THAT SUPPORT THE BELIEF OF THE TAJ MAHAL BEING A TYPICAL HINDU TEMPLERATHERTHAN A MAUSOLEUM. MANY ROOMS IN THE TAJ ! MAHAL HAVE REMAINED SEALED SINCE SHAH JAHAN'S TIME AND ARE STILL INACCESSIBLE TO THE PUBLIC . OAK ASSERTS THEY CONTAIN A HEADLESS STATUE OF LORD SHIVA AND OTHER OBJECTS COMMONLY USED FOR WORSHIP RITUALS IN HINDU TEMPLES .. FEARING POLITICAL BACKLASH, INDIRA GANDHI'S GOVERNMENT TRIED TO HAVE PROF. OAK'S BOOK WITHDRAWN FROM THE BOOKSTORES, AND THREATENED THE INDIAN PUBLISHER OF THE FIRST EDITION DIRE CONSEQUENCES . THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DISCREDIT ORVALIDATE OAK'S RESEARCH. THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT SHOULD OPEN THE SEALED ROOMS OF THE TAJ MAHAL UNDER U.N. SUPERVISION, AND LET INTERNATIONAL EXPERTS INVESTIGATE.







Promote Ur Blog #5

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May be this is the last and most kickass pubbing idea.
So please fasten your seat belts is you have the guts to try this.
It has been quite a month when I saw a highly superstitous and useless news channel - India T.V. showing a news that they had recieved a news that somebody had planted a bomb in famous Amitabh Bacchan's house by some sort of pappu_yadab, although it was just a crappy little(huge) joke but the news channel cooked its viewers' head in 2 tablespoon olive oil by repeating the news for a 100 damn' times...Repeatedly showing pale faces of guards at Amitabh Bacchan's House and the mail they recieved.Now if you were that pappu_yadab and Amitabh Bacchan was any other(he may be now sick of such useless mails) famous personality( if you are famous do a suicide) then if you have some sort of yahoo or gmail account try searching for email addresses of famous n' fool news channels and send them there is abomb in so and so's house and will explode at so and so time. And if the news channel will be like india TV there will be sure publicity of your mail.Now what the hell it will do to promote your blog, your mail should have a warning and most importantly the blog's url( in huuuge letters) so that people try to find out who the hell is the person with this link (and may be the police among the people waiting with guns to blow your head up)Of course you have guts so try it out and you'll be famous forever.

Finger Frenzy

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Coudnt post because of some sort of bullshittin' cycle tests but i am finally back for some time.

God gave fingers to write and many othhher things.
Otthherthings go to hell...
i am here talking about a crazy game named
"Finger Frenzy".(http://www.offthewrist.com/index.jsp?id=ff)
Highly addictive and challenging.
The task is simple ... You have to type A to Z as fast as you can, now it is not as simple as typing Q to M, you are typing on a keyboard man.
So if you have hands, eyes and brain try your fingers at finger frenzy and beat my score (7.something seconds).
And if you think you are the king of Finger Frenzy, its better you try its sequel...Just a change the A to Z is now Z to A.

Happy Friendship Day

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Hi Friends!!!

Today is 5th August

So it wont be a sin to wish my friends(readers) a HaPpY FriEnDsHiP DaY.

You may call it Friends Hip day if you wish to.


So why not a cool simple and crazy contest on this friendly day.

How much you know friendship...
I am not talking about love friends and all that.
Just checking out who can make how much words from friendship
so get ready comment or mail me.
You might get reviewed for free.

Promote Your Blog #4

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Rumouring all the Way

Another way of PUBbing is simply "letting your mind throw wastes" method, to create crapish coolish and simply crazy rumours.

Its based on simple principle "KRAZY KEYWORDS".

Lets joke on the "hot" search these days Harry Potter(Daniel Radcliffe) and top hot searches earlier Britney Spears and Mr iPhone.

[WARNING: This is just a joke]

" Finally 'adult' Daniel Radcliffe has started wandering with older 'adults', married adults.
My friend captured some moments of Dan with Britney Spears on his ~*new*~ IPhone.
The clippings say Dan was found chatting with famous Britney Spears at a beach, there Dan offered Britney a red rose.
Sure something is cooking in between them"

[WARNING: This is just a joke]

Now its simple and easy some amusing words from your imagination some hot celebrities, who are the more serached item may work for your publicity without paying them hard cash, paying them nothing.
If any searches about three bold faced things then you might get noticed.
If someone believes your rumors (Certainly in this case you will have to remove this warning.....) then people do what they always do, spread them up.
And ofcourse everyone doesnt takes the responsiblity of hot 2 handle rumors.
So interested ones may write i found on xxx blog that xxx have some xxx with some xxx and so on...

Beware of the ones who are rumored.
May be they sue you or...
meeeeeeeeeee


Mr.Game Maker...

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Playing games is a child's play...sometimes and may be some rare times not.But creating them... Hell no,well there is hell yes.Its @ http://pepsizone.yahoo.co.in/gaming.html
It has a simple drag and drop interface, having though its limitations too, you can only have a game that has a
pepsi truck,magnets,repellers,rocks,trees,wells,volcanoes,tanks
Checkout my game: http://in.pepsizone.yahoo.com/games/game_page.php?gameid=13926
Well it makes cool games free of cost provided that you have a yahoo id, whatever you wont get anything like
that on net....If you are a little more serious towards game making(may be this attract you towards it) there is a simple, better
and free programme available.(This may save your net charges too)This software's good name is Game Maker.You can download the software from www.gamemaker.nl
And no restrictions associated with those bullshit trucks and all that.Ya its more difficult if you compare it with the Pepsi's Game developer, its better you go through the tutorials and
i am the one who believes in who-the-hell-will-read so i created a game i.e. Nose Pills Please.Download it from here:http://supershiva.zoomshare.com/files/NOSE_PILLS_PLEASE.zip
Ya abuse the game play,but have a try.And if you try yourself you'll get it better

Bye Bye H.P Week!!!

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Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows has finally released today.So i have to end up this HP week stuff.This title is usually not understood by many, but being die-hard fans 2 million copies are already pre-ordered. And Post Selling will always be better than Pre-selling."Deathly" means Causing or capable of causing death and "Hallows" means Render holy by means of religious rites.Now that adds to confusion, but whats wikipedia all about, dont go there, I think i have copy pasted the plot below.Read and Enjoy!!!
The final book begins with Voldemort and his Death Eaters at the home of Lucius Malfoy. They are beginning to plan out how to kill Harry Potter before he can be hidden again. After borrowing Lucius's wand, Voldemort kills his captive, Professor Charity Burbage, teacher of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts for teaching the subject and suggesting that the end of pureblooded wizards was a good thing.
Harry, meanwhile, is getting ready for his trip and reading an obituary of Albus Dumbledore; it is revealed that Dumbledore’s father hated non-wizards and had killed several Muggles, and had died in Azkaban for his crimes. Harry regrets not having asked Dumbledore more about his past, but this is soon forgotten as he is leaving his home that night. He convinces his aunt Petunia, uncle Vernon, and cousin Dudley that they need to leave as well to avoid being captured by the Death Eaters, and eventually they leave escorted by a pair of wizards, though not before Dudley admits that he cares about Harry.
Soon thereafter the Order of the Phoenix arrive with a plan to sneak Harry away from his house without Voldemort capturing him. Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, the Weasley twins, Fleur Delacour, and Mundungus Fletcher take a polyjuice potion to make themselves look like Harry and each depart with a different member of the Order of the Phoenix. Harry departs with Hagrid and, after being chased by Death Eaters and Voldemort, narrowly escape to the Burrow. There, the casualties are counted; Hedwig, Harry’s owl, was struck by a killing curse; George Weasley lost an ear, and Mad-Eye Moody was killed by Voldemort himself. Harry later has a vision regarding his escape; his wand had reacted with Voldemort’s borrowed wand, destroying it, and he has a vision of Voldemort questioning Ollivander, the wand maker, about why it happened.
A few days later the Minister of Magic arrives at the Weasley residence to give Harry, Ron, and Hermione what Dumbledore had willed to them: a Deluminator for Ron (known as a "putter-outer" in previous books), with the power to douse all the lights in a room; a book of children’s stories to Hermione; and Godric Gryffindor’s sword and the first snitch Harry had ever caught to Harry. The sword, however, was withheld because, the minister claimed, it was not Dumbledore's to give. The three try to discover the purpose of the objects being given to them, but are unable to figure it out before the wedding between Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley the next day.
Harry disguises himself for the wedding, but during the wedding they all receive a message; Voldemort has taken over the Ministry of Magic. Harry, Ron, and Hermione all flee the wedding, first fleeing to a Muggle café. Though they think themselves safe for the moment, two Death Eaters find them almost immediately and attack them. Harry, Ron, and Hermione manage to defeat the Death Eaters, but thinking themselves in danger in public, flee to 12 Grimmauld Place, Sirius Black’s home, where they hide themselves. The group realizes that Regulus Arcturus Black was the R.A.B. from the amulet Harry found with Dumbledore, and begin searching the house for the Horcrux. Eventually they realize that Mundungus Fletcher stole the amulet and send Harry’s house elf Kreacher to find Fletcher and bring back the amulet. Kreacher finds Fletcher, but he has already given the amulet away to Dolores Umbridge.
After a month of spying on the Ministry of Magic, the trio try to infiltrate it in order to retrieve the Horcrux from Dolores Umbridge. They ambush three wizards and use polyjuice potion to impersonate them. They discover the Ministry of Magic has changed considerably; Muggle-born wizards and witches are being rounded up openly and the Ministry itself is demonstrating its superiority over the muggles. The three discover Mad-Eye Moody’s eye has been taken by Umbridge, so they take it; they then knock out Umbridge and take the horcrux from her, freeing a number of muggle-born wizards and witches in the process and encouraging them to flee the country. However, in the process their hiding place is discovered and they are forced to flee to the countryside, moving from place to place, never staying anywhere too long.
After several months of moving around they overhear a conversation wherein it is revealed that Godric Griffindor’s sword is actually a fake, and someone did something with the real sword. Harry hears this and is heartened, and after questioning the portrait of Phineas Black, he discovers that the sword had last been used by Dumbledore to destroy another Horcrux, the Gaunt’s ring. However, Ron feels this is just another thing for them to do and, having been injured in their escape from the Ministry of Magic, he gets in an argument with Harry and leaves, leaving Harry and Hermione together. The two are greatly saddened, but eventually realize they have to go to Godric’s Hollow on the off-chance Dumbledore left the sword there for them.
Arriving in Godric’s Hollow, the two first visit the memorial to Harry’s family, then the graveyard, where both Harry and Dumbledore’s families are buried. After laying a wreath on Harry’s parents’ grave, they encounter the old woman Bathilda Bagshot, an old family friend of Dumbledore’s who authored The History of Magic. Thinking she may have been entrusted with the sword, they follow her to her house, where they find a picture of the dark wizard Grindelwald, Bagshot’s relative and once, long ago, Dumbledore’s childhood friend. However, it is actually a trap; “Bagshot” is actually Nagini, Voldemort’s snake familiar, and Harry and Hermione only narrowly escape from Voldemort, destroying Harry’s wand in the process.
On the run for a few more days, eventually a doe patronus appears on the edge of their camp and leads Harry to Godric Griffindor’s sword, hidden in a frozen forest pool. Harry strips down and dives down after the sword but the locket Horcrux responds poorly and tries to strangle Harry. Ron returns and saves Harry from drowning, pulling the sword out of the pool in the process. The two then destroy the Horcrux with the sword and return to camp. Hermione is less than pleased with Ron and his return, but had discovered their next step: to speak to Xenophilius Lovegood and ask him about Grindelwald's mark, a symbol which has shown up time and again during their journey.
At Lovegood’s home, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are told an old wizard story about three brothers who bested death, and each had received a magical item for it – an unbeatable wand (called the Elder Wand), a stone which could bring back the dead (the Resurrection Stone), and an Invisibility Cloak that never failed with age. Harry believes that his own cloak is the Invisibility Cloak, and is very excited, but soon discovers that Lovegood has betrayed them to the Ministry; Luna, his daughter, has been taken captive and he believes that giving them Harry Potter would cause them to free her. The trio barely escape from the wizards sent to fetch them, but Harry is emboldened and believes that they need to collect all the Deathly Hallows, these artifacts given by Death, to defeat Voldemort.
A few weeks later, the three are still no closer to finding the Deathly Hallows or more Horcruxes. They finally manage to tune into a rogue wizard radio broadcast, run by people they know which gives news on what is really happening. However, Harry accidentally says Voldemort’s name and Voldemort’s followers, having jinxed the name, find Harry, Ron, and Hermione and capture them, taking them to Lucius Malfoy’s home. There, Hermione is tortured and interrogated by Bellatrix Lestrange to find how she acquired Godric Griffindor’s sword, believing it to have been stolen from her vault, while Harry and Ron are imprisoned in the basement with Dean Thomas, Griphook the goblin, Ollivander the wand maker, and Luna Lovegood. Harry asks the broken fragment of mirror he has for help and Dobby appears to help him, freeing them. Dobby saves Dean and Ollivander, but they have made too much noise and Wormtail is sent to check on the prisoners. Harry and Ron subdue him, and Wormtail resists strangling Harry. Ron takes away Wormtail’s wand and Wormtail’s artificial arm, made by Voldemort, strangles its owner to death for the mercy he’s shown. Ron and Harry, helpless to aid him, rush upstairs to save Hermione with the help of Dobby. They escape as Voldemort is close to arriving, but Dobby is slain by Bellatrix Lestrange as they flee.
After burying Dobby, Harry and his friends begin planning anew. Harry questions Ollivander about the Elder Wand, and chooses not to try and prevent Voldemort from acquiring it from the tomb of its last owner, Dumbledore. Instead, he questions Griphook about how to break into Gringott’s, and in exchange offers him the goblin made sword of Godric Griffindor. After extensive planning, the group goes to Gringott’s to see if they can find one of the horcruxes in the Lestrange vault; Hermione poses as Bellatrix Lestrange, Ron is disguised, and Griphook and Harry go in under the Invisibility Cloak. They manage to penetrate the traps and find the horcrux, Hufflepuff’s cup, but Griphook betrays their presence and flees with the sword. Harry, Ron, and Hermione narrowly escape on the back of a captive dragon, but Voldemort discovers at long last that they are seeking out his horcruxes.
Harry has a vision shortly after the escape; he can see from Voldemort’s eyes and hear his thoughts. Voldemort lists off all the locations of the horcruxes, realizing now they are being sought after and destroyed. Voldemort inadvertently reveals that the final horcrux, which Harry suspects to be a relic of the founder of Ravenclaw, is safe within Hogwarts. Harry realizes that if they want to get the Horcrux within Hogwarts, they need to do so immediately, before Voldemort finds his other horcruxes missing, and the trio immediately head to Hogsmeade to find a way to sneak into their old school.
At Hogsmeade, Harry and friends are cornered by Death Eaters and saved by Aberforth Dumbledore. Aberforth opens a secret passageway to Hogwarts, where Neville Longbottom greets them. After saving Draco Malfoy's life, Harry finds Ravenclaw's Diadem in the room of requirement and it is destroyed. Harry, Hermione and Ron go to the Shrieking Shack, where they see Voldemort kill Snape, believing this will transfer the Elder wand's power to him. As he dies, Snape gives up memories to Harry, which reveal that Snape was on Dumbledore's side, motivated by his lifelong love of Lily Potter. Snape was asked by Dumbledore to kill him if the situation demands it; the curse placed on the horcrux ring limited his life, regardless. Furthermore, Harry is the final horcrux and needs to die before Voldemort can be killed. Resigned to his fate, Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort, and is seemingly killed, but finds that the spell destroyed the part of Voldemort's soul he had inside himself. After Nagini is killed by Neville, Voldemort is killed by attempting to use the Elder Wand when his Death Curse against Harry is deflected back at him by the Elder Wand itself.
In the story's epilogue, taking place 19 years (2017) after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny Weasley have three children named James, Albus Severus, and Lily. Ron and Hermione have two children named Rose and Hugo. Draco has a child named Scorpius. They all meet at King's Cross, about to send their children to Hogwarts at the beginning of term. It is revealed that Harry's scar has not hurt since the Dark Lord's defeat, and there, the story ends. _______________________**************************_____________________________________________Good bye Voldy!!!Get the cool harry font:-http://www.mugglenet.com/downloads/fonts/files/harryp.zip
H.P Week Ends

Harry Potter and the Quidditch World Cup: Review

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Harry potter and the Quidditch World Cup: Review.

There are many HP games, unfortunately i could get my hands on just one.
And about this game its cool, its crazy and its damn' exhilarating.
Just play one match and you will know.

The game is not much heard but you couldnt imagine anything better for a game of Quidditch.
But first let me tell you something( can you get something from Wikipedia) about Quidditch

"Quidditch is an extremely rough but very popular semi-contact sport played by wizards and witches on flying broomsticks using four balls and six elevated ring-shaped goals. The game is played by two teams of seven people at the scholastic level by such wizards as the series' title character, Harry Potter, as well as regionally, and internationally between national teams, similar to football (soccer)


The two teams of seven people consist of three Chasers, two Beaters, a Keeper and a Seeker and involves four balls: a Quaffle (essentially a mundane oddly shaped ball with no magical capabilities), two Bludgers and a tiny hard to spot Golden Snitch which is the province of the seekers who spend virtually all the game time looking for the elusive mobile ball which actively hides most of the game. Thelatter three are magically self-mobile, though the Snitch is both faster and far more agile, able to twist, turn and dodge almost able to ignore inertial effects where as the two actively aggressive bludgers—which are in between sized and smaller than a cantelope but somewhat bigger and more massive than a very large grape fruit— while capable of reaching fairly high speeds can turn only gradually thus follow trajectories which are far more curvilinear when closing on a target. They spend a lot of time flying back towards the arena, when beaters bang them out and away from team mates, no better angle then being present in the momentary crises.

The Keeper guards his team's three hoops, the Chasers score goals with the Quaffle either hurled by hand, or by batting it with the end of their broom sticks or both, the bat armed Beaters keep the Bludgers (which are aggressive, self-powered, self-guided missles of limited focus but more than capable of bruising and bone-breaking attacks to all and sundry) away from their team mates and try to knock them towards players on the other team, and the Seeker seeks to find the extremely fast, hard to spot and very elusive Golden Snitch, which is quite difficult to catch even when it's in plain sight as it takes evasive action constantly.

Thus those two single balls figure directly in the scoring, where the object of the game is to score more points than one's opponent overall, before the game ends because the Golden Snitch has been caught. This phase of the game is essentially open ended and proceeds by the teams maneuvering and acting by putting the quaffle through one of the three goals defended by the other sides' "Keeper" more than the other team does to the goals defended by it's keeper. Both teams strive to build what in most other sports would be an overwhelmingly significant lead, for the game includes a built in high capacity for catching up from well behind and thus winning with a "Walk off" score using the Golden Snitch.

Each goal scored during the quaffle-play is worth ten points, and with the active distractions of the missle-like bludger's constantly zooming and attacking whomever they pass near, the beater's swooping to intercept them when they are attacking a team mate, or the evasive actions needed to dodge an undefended attack by either bludger plus the constant rough play between opposing team players jockeying and bumping for position at high speeds well up off the ground, the sport presents plenty of fast paced spectacular play for spectator satisfaction—while each team tries to build a lead of at least 160 points, for the team which catches the Snitch recieves a full hundred and fifty points and ends the game immediately. Thus the gameplay is open-ended and the game ends only when the Snitch is caught, or by mutual consent of the two team captains."

Now can we get back to the game:
Quidditch explanation is enough already.
Firstly you are supposed to win over all the houses of the school itself i.e.
Gryffindor
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Slytherin
These matches are not too hard.
You can practice seperately also.

The real game starts when the Quidittch World Cup starts.
The teams present are:
Australia
England
Bulgaria
Japan
Ireland
Germany etc. etc.

For these games the graphics are awesome, the moves brilliant, the coolest EA gameplay ever found.
The matches are just enough detailed to live in their world.
First you play as the Chaser, Beater and te Keeper.
And after 5-10 minutes, its your turn to be the seeker, which is the most difficult part of the game.
Difficult and addictive, you have to be in track of a saturn type ring and chase the snitch, catch it before the other does.At this time the match becomes tense( My thighs always started shivering in the world cup's while catching the snitch).
Be aware of your speed meter.

If you love speed, love sports the better option is QWC.


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Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire: Review

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Harry Potter and Goblet of fire: Review.
Now this one would like to have tough words from me because I had read the novel!!!And every next movie will have the same words from the die-hard readers... ther reason being uptil POA the pages were less(normal) as compared to the 4th 5th 6th.And you cannot make a 10 hour movie( can you?)So they try to mess up every damn' thing in less than 2.5 hours.Ofcourse eating up some scenes.
So what's Goblet of fire all about [Movie]:
Well it is all about the goblet of fire (cant you read the name of the movie).This time something is changed in Hogwarts studies,magic, plus The Triwizard Cup (three cool tasks)in which hogwarts plus other two schools i.e. Durmstrang and Beauxbatons have participatedThe goblet of fire is where the students (17+) put their names in for participating in the triwizard cup.Unfortunately (Fortunately) his name is found from the goblet.( he is only 14)along with Victor Krum (from Durmstrang),Fleur Delacour (from Beauxbatons),Cedric Diggory(From Hogwarts)And then the real story starts with Harry fighting all his tasks.
The first task: stealing away a dragon's egg.
The second task: Rescuing your friends(inside water)
The third task: The Maze
Let me spoil:In the third task Harry and Cedric touch The triwizard cup at the same time which is actually a portkey (better than those ugly shoes)to the graveyard from where Cedric dies,Voldemort arise and Harry cries(will you laugh when you arm is tore off for your enemy) and then a ferocious battle(What ferocious,yelling standing with a green and red light, three souls boasting bullshit) takes place where Harry like a brave (coward) runs off with Cedric.
Actually it was a web spinned by Barty Crouch Jr.(death eater...deaths are yummy) who was with Voldemort.He had became Mad-eye Moody by drinking the potion.He had put harry's name in Goblet of fire so that Voldemort can have the same blood of harry.(Cant you simply say harry to donate his blood)In the end he's caught red handed and... and everybody's home.
What is swallowed up:
1. You had a nice Hermoine who was doing social service for many many nice house elves so that they should get paid for servicing but she was ignored by both the elves and the students.
2. Leprechauns and dances werent required instead showing a whole damn' match of quidittch final would be better( WB no brains for this)
3. Showing Rita Skeeter as a bug and being caught up.
Well every one had a reason, for this stuff an extra million was required( now who'll pay that?)

Coolest Scene: The whole first task is amazing!!!
Craziest Scene: Like mongooses, then watch out Malfoy when he become sone.
Coolest Creature: The nominees were Mad -eye Moody for everything, Voldemort for nose, and those sea-creatures.Well the winner is Voldemort... his nose is so cool(can hardly be seen), and his movements Oh! Babe...Was this the Voldemort you looked for?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban:Review

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban: Review
When i watched this one for the first time i thought what a headache!The second time the headache began to get recovered and the third time oh relief! i understood what the movie is all about.(You may have suffered or will be suffered like this)
Well its all about ofcourse the Prisoner of Askaban which is ugly by face and dress-up---Mr. Sirius Black and people believe that he was from one of the faithful persons of you-know-who(much long name)and he is in search of Harry.And later on it is discovered that Professor Lupin who saved Harry from the Dementors(creatures wearing a black bed-sheet over them) who becomes a were wolf on moonlit nights(revealed later) is in contact with Sirius Black, who wasnt actually the killer, it was Peter Pettigrew( the ugliest Yuck) or Wormtail(whom harry found in Marauder's map- google earth) who had became a rat(Scabbers) of Ron by animagus and for which ron had to be injured by Sirius in his dog-form.He was the on who was with the dark lord.Then whatever happens Sirius decides to kill PP. Fisrt lupin appears and they do bad things then snape appears he's thrashed away.Lupin gives clearance. Harry decides Dementors are more suitable for such bullshit, they thrash him out, he runs ,Lupin turns into a werewolf by seeing the mooon, he could differntiate between friend and foe, dog and wolf foght.Someone gave a call to the wolf and he ran, Sirius lay somewere on the ice, and harry came to help, Dementors start having feast drinking souls( yummy souls) till some blue dot appears from his mouth.Harry spells the Patronus charm to throw them away and he too fades until a deer appears on the other side who harry thinks is his father.Both faint,Sirius is back in prison.Hoped this was the end but this was just the beginning.

This is the first movie where you hear Voldemort's name not see him.And thats refreshing and head aching, that Harry and Hermoine go back in the previous time to save both Black and Buckbeak(forgot to name this extremely important character which is half-horse half-bird.).(Buckbeak had to be killed because he broke malfoy's arm)They stop his death by returning back in the time using time turner of hermoine who had became genius from it only. And do the extremely essential(beating themselves,howling and bullshit .Harry was himself the deer) things that is to save Black and the Buckbeak, both are saved finally and finally my headache seems to get over(which you may have got after reading this).
Crazy Scene: This one has most of the crazy scenes including ride of the Knight Bus,Dursley's sister Marge's float and more..., but the winner is Marge's fatty float which is caused by Harry's anger.(The scenes so crazy see it to believe it)

Cool Scene: The nominees were Hermoine's Punch and Buckbeak's ride, but i give points to hermoine because it was simply cooooool

Bore: That Trelawney

Coolest Creature: No guesss for that its BuckBeak

Harry Potter and the chamber of the secrets

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Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets: Review
Much darker, must exciting than the previous one.
Same appearances but this one is more thrilling and horrifying than HPSS.

The story:
Starts from an house elf-Dobby stopping harry to visit Hogwarts due to a "reason"The reason being that the chamber of secrets has been opened up.(by ofcourse... later on).Okay Okay it has been opened up by Tom riddle or you may say Tom Marvolo Riddle or you may say I am Lord
Voldemort . Actually a memory of him in a diary creates chaos by almost killing some bad blooded students
(muggle students) who see into in the eye of a big snake who is present inside the chamber of secret, who is a
pet of Voldemort.And he is doing this with the help of Jinny Weasely(controlled by him).
I told you the spoilers not the story .Whatever...,

Coolest scene: The climax when Harry kills the snake using the Godric Grifffindor's sword.
Craziest scene: When Harry falls off from his broomstick and breaks his bone, Lockheart's spell...crazy
Coolest Creature: Dobby the house elf (other nominees were the snake and the spider)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone.

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Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone: Review.
This was the first movie who spilled the magic all over the world with the little shabby specy guy named as Harry Potter.
And the best one according to me.
If the second one had suspense,third one had puzzle,fourth one had action (magic include in all three), then the first one had all of it and it started the journey of the magical miracles.

Starring Daniel Radcliffe as Harry potter Rupert Grint as Ron Weasely and Emma Watson as Hermoine Granger( oo forgot the spelllings)
Others are Dumb-bell-door(shit the door doesnt open and the belll doesnt ring)Mc Gonagell (Resembles to Vince Mc Mahon), Snape(Snake) and Hagrid(the giant)
A Harry Potter review has to be much grand explaining terms because it has too much.Muggles(you and me) quidditch( sweeping home play).So i'll leave that.

This MPM(magic packed movie) starts with magic and ends with it.
The story is about a magical school -Hogwarts .But basically the story is all about a stone.The Sorcerer's Stone(This was the first and only HP movie till date that whose name was different from the name of the novel, because only the US name had Sorcerer's in it and the rest of the world had philosopher)A stone that produces some sort of liquid that makes you live more( near to immortal),that was the reason why Nicholas Flamel (heard this name in the movie) was 600+ yrs old (cooool) and our great villian Voldemort is in search of that damn' stone and the whole damn' movie is about that protected by a three headed dog known as fluffy.Victory over evil and soo on.Voldemort is the coolest ghost i have seen who drinks silver blood and lives in the back of a so called Professor Quarrel (i said i dont know the spelings) under his turban.

Maddest scene: no nominee for that,Dursley deserves that when he changes his house just because of letters.
Craziest scene: many nominees Longbottom's crazy broomstick ride, Fluffy's big drool on Ron,Monster's snot.
And the craziest scene is the Monster's snot, when the monster attacks Hermoine Harry saves her by putting in his magic wand in his grand nostrils (resembling hose pipes) and when he extracts, wow what a snot!Crazy.
Coolest Scene:When Harry stands on his broomstick and falls off with the Golden ball in his mouth and vomits it out.
Coolest Dialogue: The Climax one by Harry "I am going from home, not to home"(soo emotional)
[Well let me warn you I have seen this movie in Hindi without subtitles, so the dialog will be similar or not i dont know... If you want to check out it then watch the movie instead.]

Harry Potter Week!

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Have you heard of Harry Potter?
If not, you are not living on earth.
For you kind information Harry Potter is a so called wizard.
Basically a fictious character portrayed by the great writer J.K. Rowling.

Whatever as i scrolled through Google trends, Yahoo's homepage i found that Harry potter is right in the top searches going on.

The reason well is the movie and the book releasing a week later...
Its first case that i know a movie and its book releasing in 10 days and that too of the same series.
So thats the reason i am starting the H.P. Week.
For this week what is have seen about harry potter i'll review it.
So checkout for sure.

Promote Your Blog #2

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Using PUBlic Transport
If you dont use some sort of a public transport then use it for a few days.
You just need to carry your wallet for paying the fare to the bloody bus conductor
plus a big black permanent marker (very important)
Here in Jammu (where i live), mostly matadors(not bullfighter but type of a vehicle).
Now what:-
Use your biggy big marker to write at the back of the seat of the next person (infront) sitting to you.Write the URL of your blogs/website... better in bold.
Its better than writin your cell no. or your love's no(which is mostly written).

Beware of the conductor!!!hide the written stuff when he comes gor the fare.
If he sees the understandable bullshit either he'll throw you out or let you be in,
if he sees you in, he'll let you wipe the back of seat, if he loves your work he'll make you a permanent servant.

Well who the hell has time to stare around.
Dont worry get going

Crazy Patterns

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Introducing Crazy Patterns...
O.kay O.kay i have explored something fishy.I
ts fishy because its an easy way to draw a fish
.with two opposite angular brackets,three brackets,one colion and another angular bracket gives you a cute looking fish.

><))):>
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Another discovery not by me,but while chatting with a friend Ashwini
Did you know that gmail/gtalk isnt so silly that it will have no audibles,smileys (its silly for audibles though).These are just like crap in Gtalk but cool in Gmail.(i.e. is Gmail's Chat)I wont show you the preview because preview will create laziness in you.So checkout these:-
:) Mr. Happy
:( Mr. Sad
<3Heart There are many more to try out...
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Another one (neither by me nor by my friend but a website)
Type "Q33NY" without these two thorns(whatever they are called at as trop he).The font size being the highest (72 is cool)The font being Windgdings.
Check it out! 9/11 live!

Google Geared Up!!!

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Things are changing...
Online and offline gaps are shrinking day by day.
The reason is the same reason thats hot in the air... net air
The big G... Google.
The google has geared up, not literally but this is the name of their new application known as Google Gears.
Now what the hell's that?
Its what will revolutionise the net... Many of the applications,sites would work offline including the gmail
(How can google forget its son!).
And... Google Gears is a son only for now (Beta is Son in Hindi)i.e. its first beta has released only.
(Dont worry beta's run, your gtalk is still in beta mode,hope the google search engine isnt beta after so much years)
But i still dont understand why google is interested in bringing the whole web to the desktop.
First Google Desktop! and now Google Gears!
Whatever its overall a benefit for home users who are sick in bed (like me) after discovering the bills that the ghost of the internet threw at them.
(By the way I heard that google has a plan to bring up an operating system GHOST in their big brain)

Promote Ur Blog ->1

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These bloody trucks steal away,cut across the wires of my teelphone that it R.I.P. for these days.
Soorry for this damn' delay.
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So Lets start up something new.
Promote Ur Blog(PUB) series (Series of CrAzY but CooL tips)
getting started with "GET SOCIALISED"



Have you ever visited a social networking site... or never visited a social networking site.
Or you have never visited a social networking site. The latter one will be mostly no.
Whatever, mostly accounts are puffed in without any reason.Just to boast 'i have more social networking sites than you'.
Taking an example of Orkut.
After making atleast a crappy cent friends- the message seen on thje scraps are still are-
'Hello,hi fine if not, drink wine' and some useless forwarded messages.
Just sign up @ Orkut ,make your mark ,will take little time.
Its better you search for a person having maximum number of friends, whose scrapbook gets updated every damn' second.
Send him/her a cool scrap to promote your blog like...
"TECHUP-Visit http://www.supershiva.blogspot.com
Your tech brain will soon crash if you dont forward this message to 10 or more people"

It is better to scrap then message.
The reasons being:-
1.The message is read (mostly not read) by a single person.
2.The scraps are read by any one who visits the persons scrapbook.

So try scrappimg on the most flooded scrapbooks.

Its better you join the BLOGGER GAME.
send your blogs every day, rate and get rated.Visit and get visited.

And dont forget to mention your blog url in your profile.

Seek it: MASTERSEEK


Do you think that there arent any more search engines except the Google .
There are specialised ones too.
Specialised for Buisness
masterseek is one of them.
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The Categories are:-

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Countries Companies
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Internet and Online
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If you are really serious to search some buisness shit.
Search it @ MASTERSEEK.