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After seeing my brother , popping out several contests at his blog, i decided to give it a try too, though too late. Actually i had done that earlier ;), but i didnt promote that post, so i'll be doing what John Chow called republishing an old post out of your archive. Plus i had recently brought a scanner. And learnt some of the mess of the grand messiah photoshop.





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WTF! I AM 17

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WTF! I AM 17

Economic Attyachaar



Last year i was busy pretending studying, sad to know i just wrote 8 posts. This year i hope i cross my earlier limits. Wishing myself and all A HAPPY 2010.




Economic Attyachaar

A freak stammered “Ta…ta…ta…tauba tela halwa, ta…ta…ta tauba teli dal, tela eco-nomic atyachaar… Maine aal bola aal aa” and then he poked the back of his head and said “Chad gayi li hai meleko”.
While the telecom industries are busy in taking the country back to Aanas, the food prices have thrown up a projectile that seems to have lost a sense of gravity midway. And while the calls play Aana Paisa, the Rupee is rejoicing with a new member “the 10 rupee coin”. Who thought that a new coin could be a warning! So by the time the callers dry their cerebral fluids, the food prices have sprung out of the normal rupee shell competing with the dollars and pounds.
In the screwed up suspension between, the paisa and pounds, hangs the consumer naked, spreading the foul fragrance of his condition from the arm pits to the deep nose quarries. The “new” consumer is breakfasting (when will it get a deserving place in the dictionary), brunching, lunching and dining with sweet schemes like calls @ 1p/sec. and 50p/min. and other screwy schemes.
The new menu includes Juicy talks, spicy talks, sugary talks and various other cheap flavours. More the decrease in call rates, more the availability of various call cakes coagulating the GSM and CDMA networks. In fact the GSM is trying to combat with GDP!
And since 2010, there will more Dandi marches over the wounds.
Presenting the “PAGAL PREDICTIONS”:-
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  1. The phrase “Khaate-peetey ghar ke” will soon suffocate in the deep unsaturated levels of cholesterol and will be over taken by “Bakbakiya ghar ke”. Wait a minute, isn’t “khaate peetey ghar ke” already replaced by “Six pack/ zero figure”. So “Six pack/ zero figure” will be the one eventually getting replaced by “Bakbakiya ghar ke”, ultimately getting replaced by “Hamaare pas paani hai, tumhare pas kya hai?”

    2) Gold will eventually hug food, paving the way for water.
    3) The “under-privileged” will be “over-impoverished” and the “over-privileged” will do the “zamindari “ all over again.
    4) In the political pothole, the hand will pluck the lotus, the lotus will be puking out mud all over the hand and an elephant will crush the both, resulting in a severe foot fracture. The so called “common man” from the “brick-breaking” labourers to the “brick buying/bargaining bourgeois” will sort out the bloody mass of blood and veins and crushed lotus, elephant poop to find out a “kamal-kakri” to thrash their heads over and over while they chase the bankers for food loans.

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