HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

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DRESSUP IN UR PARTY WEAR!!!!!


DONT SMOKE DAMN'U AND DONT DRINK BEER!!!!!


MAKE YOUR IMAGINATIVE RESOLUTIONS FREAKIN' CLEAR!!!!!


OK CUT THE CRAP AND LETS CHEER!!!!!


WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!



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ONE CRAZY QUESTION???

WHY IS CHRISTMAS MERRY AND NEW YEAR HAPPY?

[IF THE READER IS A HUMAN BEING HE/SHE MUST COMMENT]
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HEARD THAT RESOLUTIONS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN,

SO I THINK ITS BETTER NOT TO MAKE THEM.

BUT STILL I TRIED TO MAKE A NEW YEAR RESOLUTION USING PAINT

[HOPE YOUR EYES SEE THE PHOTO BELOW]

once again happy new year!!!


TAARE ZAMEEN PAR : REVIEW

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Once in a while comes a movie that makes you smile, cry and finally what other movies can't ...makes your parents and you aware...
Once a while a actor throws away his style and all the stuff to get serious to make something that isnt masala but is a pure movie...
and that person is Aamir Khan.
And his directorial debut is one movie that can bring stars to earth...
TAARE ZAMEEN PAR

So what on earth is the god damn' story:-

Ishaan(Darsheel) is a dyslexic child who hates to learn, read, write or simply "study".
He is pressurised by his parents,teachers to study, but he just cant keep up and is always lost in his thoughts.
His father throws him into a boarding school where he becomes depressed until comes our very own Aamir Khan as a new art teacher named Ram Shankar (who teaches mentally retarded children) to his rescue and brings out the gold out of Ishan.
Really Motivating.
The movie looks so realistic in terms of treatment.
I though liked the pre-interval part more.The street pangas are shown brilliantly,
and the song "Bheja Kum" was cool and crazy
.Also the "3 x 9" animation rocked. The songs didnt destroy the movie though, but the "bum bum bole" song was sort of an item number, but eventually it may have created an optimistic hope that some day there would be such teachers...(but who'll bring Prasoon Joshi to write songs for them).

Sometimes I even felt that i was a part of the movie. The sleeping scenes of Ishan in bed,
the way he apologised his father, the bloody teachers ( Ishaan's previous school's English Teacher just spoke like my ex- english teacher of class 2nd... the voice the dialogues exactly the same)... Though i felt the second part was bit long but still not boring... the discussions between Aamir and Ishan's father were something that i could understand
( i hate this P.T.M. stuff)....

The movie's ending was fabulous. No better ending can be suggested especially the "Guru vs Chela" for the first prize in "The Painting Competition" and the highly emotional hug, the red eyed Aamir.

OVERALL THE MOVIE CAN BE A GOOD DETERGENT TO WASH AWAY THE DOMINATION OF OM SHANTI OM!!!

4.5 STARS FOR STARS ON EARTH(taaRE zaaMEEN par)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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Unfortunately because of that sick-o-sycho(psycho) mathematics murdering paper,
i could'nt celebrated even 'D' of Diwali!
Fortunately i can celebrate Christmas because of the happy holidays.

So!!!
Wish you!!!
A Very Very
~*~ !!!Merry Christmas!!! ~*~
May Santa give you so much chocolates that will help you to be Santa next year!!!
Take my present!!!
Drill down a trip to North Pole

Online Rubik Cube!!!

Online Rubik Cube!!!
Timepass! Timepass! What when timepass results to head
ache...I am talking about the old gold Rubik Cube!!!hardly found during these days... "we have got own stuff for timepass like computer, laptop cell phone and CrAzybLoG."
But i have got your very own rubik cube in a Cyber Version.
Click The Picture below to PLAY!!!
This Rubik Cube is not only available in the Classic Plastic Mode! but there are other modes if you are bored with playing the same old hat.
The other modes available are:-
! Alien Mode
! Marble Mode
! Brick Mode
! Wood Mode
Its got a rocking music to keep you interested/distracted from the game.
If you have solved the first task there will be always four more...
If you cant solve even once (like me) then i have got a link for you:=-

Sick of Orkut's Notification!!!

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It has been a week of this shit annoying pop-up messages!!

Orkut has brought up a new feature of some sort of...




Notification eg:-



So whats the crap is that when you log in orkut... you feel happy that there are scraps for you but before you could read them the devil appears in the form of a dialogue box



i.e. .

It creates a headache because you have to click that "ok" button to get through...
but when you click it you see the page crying "The page Cannot be displayed"
and you have to click that damn' button two times after reloading the extremely annoying page.
....


But while I was writing this post and multitasking with orkut by my side... they recently introduced scrapping in hindi without hell html... but by simply checking the box staring "type in hindi"
or pressing control + g


here is an example:-


I have written "namastey!!! aapka meri scrapbook me swagat hai!!!"
in English that means "Hello!!! welcome to my scrapbook!!!"
Now here i have written " नमस्ते!!! आपका मेरी स्क्रेप्बूक में स्वागत है!!!"
This new stuff looks as if... the codes have been stolen from the blogger's transliteration.

Iphone Mobile Skin!!!

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Last post i talked about Ownskin.

Now i redefine it with the skin(theme) made by me(actually this is my second skin)

This is the iphone skin.
It may not be the best... but still it is the one for me so for me it is the best.
How on earth I made it?

1.I Logged in to ownskin

2.Then I went in to create my them using the quick method(thats the olden one)

3.And Then i browsed the apple iphone's default wallpaper thats the clown fish.

4.Then i chose to get in the advanced stuff, where i mostly concentrated on the icons.

From where the.... i brought the iphone icons....well from my blog itself.

5.I resized them to 89x89 as the requirements for uploading the icons were between 88x88 to 120x120.

6.Then named it.

Uploaded it and woo it got on the deck.

Create and Download free themes.

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Themes enrich your computer and even your mobiles.
(however sometimes they hang your damn' computer and that

awkward cell... who becomes a tortoise...not of that race)
Kill that computer and kill the negative factors...
Get down on the positive side.

I reached this site via mobile and after getting hooked to it, i

gave it a try on my computer too.

So what the site is?

The site is named as OwnSkin.

There are hell themes over net. whats special of it?

The hell themes available over net are gr8 but some of them

are even those ones that loosen your pockets.
OwnSkin is what unites the people's creativity in mobile sense.
Its democracy in true sense.
themes made by the people, made for the people( and the rest

knows Abraham Lincoln)
And whats special is that the stuff is free
and you dont need the knoweledge of any damn lingo for this

stuff.
Just GUI simple GUI

Mobile with foldable screen!

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Believe it... the cell phone of the dreams has came in.

The name is Librofonino (it is in italian)

The term librofonino is a neologism (issue similar to tivufonino and videofonino) composed of crasis and phone book (but you might also consider -fonino as suffissoide, given the examples of PC-fonino, ipod-fonino, skype-fonino and even pistola-fonino). Designa a particular mobile device presented the world premiere of the 3GSM World Congress in Barcelona starting from February 12. It will be marketed in Italy during the 2007 Exclusive by Telecom through an exclusive agreement with the Dutch company Polymer Vision (development unit of Philips, which specializes in research and production of display thin as a sheet of paper), whose technology allows integrating mobile phones in a larger screen mobile phone, ensuring the reader a contrast similar to that of the printed word. The new model is based on a prototype of Polymer Vision called Readius, introduced in 2005, which also uses the technology of the screen panel and expandable: books and newspapers can be purchased online through the mobile network by Tim and then stored in memory electronic terminal (the first models already have 4 gigabytes). While Nokia announced an initial series of memory cards for mobile containing audio-libri, TIM-Telecom Italy Mobile challenge therefore the market with "librofonino", the first phone with removable screen that will see electronic books and newspapers online. The strategy prepared by Telecom Italy for the launch of the new product provides a number of agreements with publishing companies to provide content is likely to begin with the distribution of public domain.
The librofonino "can also download and play MP3, access e-mail, consult geographical maps. The new device, which uses all the technology for connecting mobile broadband and energy autonomy of ten days, it works with a normal Sim Card.



see the video of Librofonino right here:-

Express you anger on someone's cell

You are angry at someone (any damn' reason)...Someone who
has a symbian phone... dont break his/her phone but take off
that memory card... steal it or insert it in someone's ass.Now what the hell to do with the remaining part of plastic shit...Use something called "intellegnce" to make that person
contactless, messageless out of the world...Format his damn' phone.How the freakin' hell on earth:-Firstly plug in that useless charger.Make sure that the battery of the phone is there... battery is
always there but make sure it is charged.Now close all shittin' stuff... press that menu key for some time
and dont panic when the 'telephone' option doenst show you
any thing.Ol' right! right to work!Put in the following code:- *#7370#Then your phone will irritate you by asking the code... if the
user hasnt messed enough with his cell phone security
settings... the code will be "12345"Done with that now do that yes, ok stuff andwohoo within 10 minutes vanish!!! vanish

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you dont want to indulge in crazy stuff, you can still use it, if some comm.warrior (MOBILE VIRUS) has kicked your mobiles ass... and infected evey part of it.
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Some More codes:-

(1) *3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%
(2) #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370# ( Favourite )
(3) *#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time.
(4) *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec.
(5) *#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type. ( Favourite )
(6) *#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.
(7) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number). ( Favourite )
(8) #pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(9) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(10) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).

FREE SMS

Free SMS
Is 10 metre less for you...10m=1000cm.
Cutting the crap slowly ...for this stuff called free sms...
1.you need to have a moblie phone (tested on a symbian os) having bluetooth.(the colour of the tooth must be blue... just kidding)

So how the <---*censored*----> is free sms sent/recieved?.
Ol' right ... bluetooths on (think why have i wrote about 10m)Get to your sms most probably in your messages>inbox>whatever the message is
...Open it...
Click its options and find the option known as "forward".
Now your message will open again...
Use the pencil( not the one you write with... most probably it would be near any of the corners of your cell) and the arrow keys to select your message, while the arrow keys are pressed and your text is highlighted ...
click the option "copy"
Now close all the crap and
return to standby or simply go away to notes.
Make a new note...
press that pencil again and then click "paste".
Now save it.
And get outta there.
Now send this message using bluetooth... to your friend or foe in the range of 10m's.
Thank me for saving your penny and rupee.