Promote Ur Blog #5

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May be this is the last and most kickass pubbing idea.
So please fasten your seat belts is you have the guts to try this.
It has been quite a month when I saw a highly superstitous and useless news channel - India T.V. showing a news that they had recieved a news that somebody had planted a bomb in famous Amitabh Bacchan's house by some sort of pappu_yadab, although it was just a crappy little(huge) joke but the news channel cooked its viewers' head in 2 tablespoon olive oil by repeating the news for a 100 damn' times...Repeatedly showing pale faces of guards at Amitabh Bacchan's House and the mail they recieved.Now if you were that pappu_yadab and Amitabh Bacchan was any other(he may be now sick of such useless mails) famous personality( if you are famous do a suicide) then if you have some sort of yahoo or gmail account try searching for email addresses of famous n' fool news channels and send them there is abomb in so and so's house and will explode at so and so time. And if the news channel will be like india TV there will be sure publicity of your mail.Now what the hell it will do to promote your blog, your mail should have a warning and most importantly the blog's url( in huuuge letters) so that people try to find out who the hell is the person with this link (and may be the police among the people waiting with guns to blow your head up)Of course you have guts so try it out and you'll be famous forever.

Finger Frenzy

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Coudnt post because of some sort of bullshittin' cycle tests but i am finally back for some time.

God gave fingers to write and many othhher things.
Otthherthings go to hell...
i am here talking about a crazy game named
"Finger Frenzy".(
Highly addictive and challenging.
The task is simple ... You have to type A to Z as fast as you can, now it is not as simple as typing Q to M, you are typing on a keyboard man.
So if you have hands, eyes and brain try your fingers at finger frenzy and beat my score (7.something seconds).
And if you think you are the king of Finger Frenzy, its better you try its sequel...Just a change the A to Z is now Z to A.

Happy Friendship Day

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Hi Friends!!!

Today is 5th August

So it wont be a sin to wish my friends(readers) a HaPpY FriEnDsHiP DaY.

You may call it Friends Hip day if you wish to.

So why not a cool simple and crazy contest on this friendly day.

How much you know friendship...
I am not talking about love friends and all that.
Just checking out who can make how much words from friendship
so get ready comment or mail me.
You might get reviewed for free.

Promote Your Blog #4

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Rumouring all the Way

Another way of PUBbing is simply "letting your mind throw wastes" method, to create crapish coolish and simply crazy rumours.

Its based on simple principle "KRAZY KEYWORDS".

Lets joke on the "hot" search these days Harry Potter(Daniel Radcliffe) and top hot searches earlier Britney Spears and Mr iPhone.

[WARNING: This is just a joke]

" Finally 'adult' Daniel Radcliffe has started wandering with older 'adults', married adults.
My friend captured some moments of Dan with Britney Spears on his ~*new*~ IPhone.
The clippings say Dan was found chatting with famous Britney Spears at a beach, there Dan offered Britney a red rose.
Sure something is cooking in between them"

[WARNING: This is just a joke]

Now its simple and easy some amusing words from your imagination some hot celebrities, who are the more serached item may work for your publicity without paying them hard cash, paying them nothing.
If any searches about three bold faced things then you might get noticed.
If someone believes your rumors (Certainly in this case you will have to remove this warning.....) then people do what they always do, spread them up.
And ofcourse everyone doesnt takes the responsiblity of hot 2 handle rumors.
So interested ones may write i found on xxx blog that xxx have some xxx with some xxx and so on...

Beware of the ones who are rumored.
May be they sue you or...