Showing posts with label Crazy Links. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crazy Links. Show all posts

Spacebar Breakers

Spacebar the longest key, apart from being used to provide spaces in a word processor, or in ur blog is also targetted by the game makers, and especially gamers.
Though my space bar key, is not broken yet... but i like seeing other people's broken keyboards.
Well not really.
After the arrow keys, w,s,a,d and enter "space bar" is used...
and i am going to mention some games... that require extreme pressing of your space bar key, that may even lead to its breaking.

1.Gully Cricket:
This is an online version of reformed cricket that is often seen in the streets of india( mostly on sundays and curfews).
You can play it just below


even this game, has a point when, you will have to continuosly press the space bar, and keep it hitting...if you keep it hitting you survive and if you dont, your game is over... its just like a local street panga.

see the screen shot:-

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2.GTA San Andreas

Another one in my list of spacebar breakers is GTA San Andreas.
Though the whole game wont break your space bars , but workkout in the gym surely needs pissing off on your space bar keys.

It gives a very little experience of lifting those bloody dumbbells.

Checkout its screenshot below:-

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3. Shrek 2

Though this one is not as popular as GTA but this is more tougher, freakier and tenser...

I am not talking about the whole game Shrek 2, at first sight you'll think it as game of kids...

But later when you reach the "Puss in Boots" level, you will rightly feel the pain.

Satisfy yourself by viewing the screenshot below:-


Beware along with space bar many other keys are at a risk.

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And last but not the least

4. Panja Fight( Arm Wrestling)

This one is something that can kill your arm and spacebar.

This game has real visuals whi will arm wrestle with you.

This one is a must-play game if you want to break your spacebar.

Click the screenshot below to experience the game.





The Titanic Rap

In my so called Golden Post ,
i highlighed the so called gangasta-lingo!!! using the Ebonics Translator!
I thought its better to bring it down here rather than giving you its link again!



I thought, and i thought it again...
to loose open my brain thoughts a.k.a drain...
After the sewage from my drain escaped i thought ol' rite lets share it on!
This tool (i think ) it good for creating cool and crazy rap hip-hop stuff!
So i tried my evil eyes on my favourite titanic's theme song
[ Ya the same old "At the night... by Celine dion]
You can download (only humans) the song spoiled by me from
HERE
Hear it and bear it because i will tell you how to make shit out of songs!

Q. How the hell was the so called rapped up screwed down song created?

Ans. 1. Copied the lyrics of The Titanic theme song (by searching "lyrics of titanic theme song on google")

2.Now something thats copied must be pasted somewhere or it just waste.
I copied it on the Ebonics Translator that you can find in this post only.

3.The result was the conversion of the song from the
original lyrics:

- (Love Theme From "Titanic")

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not
go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on




CONVERTED TO:-


Every night in muh ma fuckin dreams
I see ya. I feel ya.
That iz how I know
ya jet on.
Far across da
distance
And spaces between us
You gots come ta
show ya jet on.
Near, far, wherever
ya iz
I believe dat da
heart do jet on
Once mo ya open
da do
And you here in
muh ma fuckin heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an' on
Love can whack us
one tyme
And last fo' uh lifetime
And never jet till
We be one
Love wuz when I
loved ya
One true tyme I hold
ta
In muh ma fuckin life we'll always
jet on
Near, far, wherever
ya iz
I believe dat da
heart do jet on
Once mo ya open
da do
And you here in
muh ma fuckin heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an on
There iz some love
dat will not
jet away
You're here, dere's
nuttin I fear,
And I know dat muh ma fuckin heart will jet on
We'll stay forever dis here
way
You iz safe in muh ma fuckin
heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an on Jus like Orenthawl James.


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------But i thought somewhere in my heart that i must add some of my own crap also to "enrich" the song.The enrichment lines that i posted before the conversion were:-


jack and rose went up the ship to
have some fun and laughter.
Ship broke down
and jack frozed n drown
And rose went to see "TITANIC" in Theayytre!


Cut the crap
Break the tap
And listen listen listen to ma rap


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After the purification, what i did was that...
i pasted all the lyrics along with the purified one to Talk It.

Hearing this software's name for the first time, dont worry you can download it from here [Click "here"(dont fear from the arabic language) and then click the pink glittering box there]

[or use any damn' text to speech converter]

See the screenshot below:


"Talk it" is a text to speech converter that alows youto fiddle with different personality voices, pitch, speed, pitch quality and voice effort.

After this i downloaded another goody goodie that allows you to record music from your P.C, mic [i have already posted an alternative for this]

and that goody goodie is "Mp3 my Mp3 recorder"

See the screenshot:


The conversion stuff hadnt even started...
Now what else...
after that it was the time for some loon-a-loopy stuff.
Since i cant afford the heavy duty instruments, i took some pre-made music called loops.
I downladed some hip-hop loops from looperman.I used a single loop for this stuff.
[after registering and searching for hip-hop loops]

After gathering the stuff it was the time for the real job.
Messing things up... MULTITASKING!!!
Played all three sounds at the same time...
and yuhoo...
I HAVE SUCCCESSFULLY RAPPED[RAPED] TITANIC!!!


GOLDEN POST

Finaly 100 damn' posts.
Can be called as crap,
can be called as rap
an' can be called as uh broken tap!
Can u imagine... 100 ech ya enn dee aar eee dee
ya ah know ya can imagine!!!
so in deez hundred (the 100th being dis here one)
ah gots faced uh lot technorati sheeit 5-10-5
it danced like shakira on hips dont lie but somewhere da hips lied!
somewhere muh ma fuckin adsense bloomed an' then finally it gloomed!
ah blogged fo' adsense then ah felt it iz just sheeit,
however it wuz me who made it sheeit.
but then ah felt evn though ah wanted ta quit blogging, it became muh ma fuckin hobby, an' uh god damn' addictive hobby.
then ah spammed spammed an' spammed uh lot ta generate some visits.
fortunately ah got some one an' lost some one.
well u may find dis here post entirely crap but its just ta mark muh ma fuckin 100th post.
keep reading next one will be bettah.
and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

I KNOW IT IS QUITE SHITTY TO UNDERSTAND BUT IF YOU REALLY WANNA MAKE SOME SHIT OF YOUR TEXT LIKE ME, VISIT http://joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

Yet another dialouge box shit

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Yes it was annoying, yes it was head-aching and yes it was another dialogue box shit to get started with and get ended with it.
But it was crazy crazy enough to share with you ...
trust me you will like it.
A man/boy who wont open it wont be a man/boy and woman/girl who wont open it wont be a woman/girl but still
Don't click here!

Finger Frenzy

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Coudnt post because of some sort of bullshittin' cycle tests but i am finally back for some time.

God gave fingers to write and many othhher things.
Otthherthings go to hell...
i am here talking about a crazy game named
"Finger Frenzy".(http://www.offthewrist.com/index.jsp?id=ff)
Highly addictive and challenging.
The task is simple ... You have to type A to Z as fast as you can, now it is not as simple as typing Q to M, you are typing on a keyboard man.
So if you have hands, eyes and brain try your fingers at finger frenzy and beat my score (7.something seconds).
And if you think you are the king of Finger Frenzy, its better you try its sequel...Just a change the A to Z is now Z to A.

BORREDD!!!!

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BORREDD!!!
Stop yawning and try something else,something that officials of multinational companies do.Something that can awaken you from your deep sleep(ZZZZZ)
is throwing papers in a dustbin.(ECO ENEMY)
But not in reality, on a internet connected PC or an office one (ECO FRIENDLY)
O.K. its a so called game!

But its not as easy as it looks.
But its damn' eady and damn' difficult.
The objective of the game is basically NOTHING,
but still,you need guts to throw even a paper into a dustbin.At the right location,oscillation and wind speed.
Still think its easy.
I challenge you if you do 10 in a row.
Try it!!! and if you cant do that even, then you are bored by birth.

Once more:Crazy site

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There are two identical pictures that will appear on the screen. Almost 8000 people were tested to see if they could find the 3 differences and only 19 got it.
See how observant you are and if you find all 3 differences,
you are one of the most elite people in the world!
Click on this link.............http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf

Wanna destroy the world with NetDisaster

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Recently i syrfed thrugh this amazing site or you can say site spoiler.
The website is NetDisaster-Destroy the world
If you hate any site,want to throw your anger over it, this site is just for you.
You can do whatever you want almost whatever you want their animations to do.
Even pee on your enemy site.

2 damn' crazy sites

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I have got 2 crazy websites for you.
As i have been through them i want you also to taste them (HUMAN NATURE)
So tight up your seat and belts...
and try these one hell of sites:-
Experience the best ever maze game...
http://fun.drno.de/flash/games/lab.swf

Bored?Get Relaxed...Click below...
http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/

So get ready to dip in...
you wont die