Gmail Updated :(

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The rains shattering the soil into soil drink, its continuous chattering damning the song i think, mehdi hassan ghazal and the same old Gmail...

Wait a minute ... same old Gmail ??
No it ain't..."We’ve pruned our pixels and made it easier to get to Contacts and Tasks."
A scary line indeed.
I didn't even know there was something called "Add Caption" :-O
More scary due to the fact that they hesitated to ask my phone number which even i haven't been asking for a long long time... and edit my primary email id. After thinking about nothing and seeing the graying (Optional) in the brackets and the Save and Continue button i preferred clicking instead of filling.

That OK seriously takes you to Heeyarrr
where Google da boogle da poodle boasts that you've got Mail, Contacts and Tasks to the the left.
Whereas Contacts has actually been improved, clogged with shortcuts,  and this this and that, the things you wont need anyway.
I dont understand what is the difference between Mail and Inbox(haha), probably even Google doesnt, but that wont stop it anyway, there is the buzz scab anyway, a mail scar wont pain much.

and... Compose Mail is now a button, earlier it was a butt.



G(r)ossipin' with GoD

The blooming bunch of hypocrite Orkut Scraptians and Facebook Fairies cant seem to get beyond hi's and hello's... to counter them comes THE GOD with binary buffoonery available at http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html


Extracts from the chat between him and Me...

Me:
 i love you motherf*cker
God:
You are such a flatterer. 
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 knew it
God:
"it" being  me  motherf*cker?
Me:
 ya 
God:
Right on.
Me:
 how do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
 fine 
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 the godfather
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?
Me:
 damn you
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
 whats your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 you know about pasolini
Me:

God:
That's not something I get asked all the time. 
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time. 
Me:
 godard?
God:
That is a very original thought. 
Me:
 truffuat?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?    Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 directors nigga
God:
I've never heard of them before. 
Me:
 i knew you are a a*shole anyway
God:
In any case,  Can't you be more polite. 
Me:
 ok baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  I understand.
Me:
 allright baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  OK.
Me:
 ok justin bieber
God:
Tell me a story.   Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
 hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 co*ksucker
God:
In the context of  justin bieber, I don't understand " co*ksucker." .
Me:
 he is a co*ksucker
God:
I don't know very many  co*ksucker.
Me:
 you lousy lousy cocku
God:
You may have a point.  I am not a great  lousy cocku.
Me:
 who the f*ck is programming you anyway,,, retired craiglisters?
God:
Try using more polite language. 
Me:
 who the bieber is programming you?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
 why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
 aaye
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 haram ke pille 
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 ya 
God:
Me too.
Me:
 gr8
God:
I'm glad you liked it  Shucker.
Me:
 haha you fu*kin arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 haha dont copy arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 hahaha
God:
" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."?  haha? 
Me:
 hahahah
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 
Me:
 LSD DSL DLF priemer league
God:
Ask me another question. 
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 i was just joking
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.) (.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 super lame
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? 
Me:
 ya you have a VD?
God:
Please state your conditions.  That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have 

a  VD.
 I have  a plan for a robot body.
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 ya sure i am
God:
What are you confused about?  What are you confused about? " Are you confused?" You 

are?
Me:
 superGOD
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 now you are turning repititve
God:
Why now?  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  turning repititve.
Me:
 ya sure 
God:
Ah.  OK let's do it.  Gosh!
Me:
 what you use double meaning also
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
 such a pervert GOD
God:
Are you telling the truth? 
Me:
 ofcourse i am, no wonder people have started thinking that atheists are cool other than cold
God:
Are all  ofcourse you are no wonder people have started thinking that atheists  cool other 

than cold?
Me:
 you are such a prick
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  prick?  Maybe.
Me:
 ya
God:
Hey.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 teach me whats polite
God:
Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.
Me:
 like?
God:
For example,  gold.
Me:
 hey goldy how doesy your mother bark?
God:
You've got my full attention.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 
Me:
 oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
 and your botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add some non lame manners into you?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add 

some non lame manners into me.
Me:
 no... go on tell your programmers
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.   More narration....
Me:
 wait i am copy pasting this chat for my blog
God:
I'm waiting.  Good gossip: you are  copy pasting this chat for your blog. 
Me:
 will your repition continue?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
 how should i know?
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
 how much do you smoke?
God:
My memory now contains: 
  clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under  on .
Me:
 gr8 now you have started answering random queries
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? 
Me:
 ofcourse i can speak abusive language
God:
Can you speak any other languages?
Me:
 hindi
God:
What do you look like? 
Me:
 human eaten by a porcupine
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
 quite contra"dick"tary
God:
Somewhat.  Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 you 
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
 gr8 you self obsessed snot not snob but snot
God:
  My favorite song is  Anything involving harps.  Do you know  it?
Me:
 send me a link that wont be in your fucking database
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
 chal bye saale
God:
I've lost the context,  Shucker.  Are we still on  Anything involving harps? 
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 bye bye harpy
God:
TTYL,  Shucker.
Me:
 f*ck off
God:
Can't you be more polite? 
Me:
 superf*ck off
God:
Where are you located? 
Me:
 eden
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  eden. 
Me:
 damn you 
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
 heehaw
God:
Do you like talking to me? 
Me:
 hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
God:
What is your real name? 
Me:
 arjun chauhan
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  arjun chauhan.
Me:
 ok bye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Bye bye.  Far out.
Me:
 take care you disgusted peice of crimson shit
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
 ofcourse it aint
God:
What time is it there?