tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77299060204857731792024-03-13T20:22:56.683+05:30CrAzYbLoGCrazy tech procedures, tech on,game reviews,movie reviews,blog reviews,PUB,cricket,iphone and othersShivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.comBlogger148125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-44206193394400904232012-02-02T01:28:00.003+05:302012-02-02T01:28:43.293+05:30My experiences with English August + Ramble da Damble<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<div class="MsoNormal">It was the hype of Dev Benegal’s Road Movie that directed me to Upamanayu Chatterjee’s English August, passing across Benegal’s edgy and spiced –up ‘Split Wide Open’. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Since the movie prints had been ruined somehow, the only way to experience what fascinated Benegal’s mind was to buy a copy of the novel. It is interesting to note that Benegal’s features have always been based upon Chatterjee’s novels, which have a unique style in them, which I was supposed to explore.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Being not much of an avid reader, and belonging to the Chetan Bhagan class of readership, English August was a difficult read, more because of its content and less because of its language. The content, which deals with Agastya Sen (the protagonist of the novel if you can call him one), is surely a slow paced, in depth study of Agastya Sen’s lifestyle which in itself is snail-paced to the extent of an exaggerated Godardian traffic jam. (Refer: Jean Luc Godard’s Weekend)<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Agastya Sen , an IAS trainee, used to the comforts of metropolitan life, feels low and out-of-place when he is placed in Madna, an over-heated village, which would be something an NRI would be shameful in discussing with his colleagues. Disinterested in the context of his life, his surroundings and even himself, he resorts to senseless masturbation and endless dosage of marijuana to shove some sense into the black hole of his life. To cope up amongst the fat old bureaucrats and make sense of why he should be there at all.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">It almost took me a year to finish this novel, but whenever I read it, I ended up being unaware of the surroundings to an extent, where awareness would remain a mere formality. The feeling of aimlessness resonated and began haunting me. It felt as if a spongy stuffing of laziness rested between the two stretched slices of fungi infested bread depicting the severity of the aimlessness.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">And yet, I tried to make sense of it, much like Agastya, who kept on making sense of “O Krishna, the mind is restless” from Bhagwad Gita… I tried to associate the “stagnancy” and relate it with “progression”. Make a philosophical cinematic sense out of it. Make Mani Kaul out of it and just like my past attempts bring an abrupt end to what I write.. (to this write-up)<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</div></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-15768337599325992112011-02-28T20:42:00.001+05:302011-02-28T20:42:33.672+05:30Re: Lets onThe random rambling turn more rambler as i type these words on the hostel computer, pretending its existence inside the resource center ( a not so slang term for cyber cafe). <div><br></div><div>And since i am bored and with absolutely no readership, this is my 3rd post in a row which deals with nothingness of the blog and <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">deteroiration of my so called blogging skills that never existed in the first place. </span></div> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><br></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><br></span></div> <div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; ">BTW u can kill me </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; white-space: nowrap; "><br> </span></div> Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-50833551398597940942011-02-13T05:50:00.001+05:302011-02-13T05:50:30.505+05:30Lets onStill testing<p>-- <br>Sent from my mobile device<p>♠<a href="http://www.supershiva.blogspot.com">http://www.supershiva.blogspot.com</a>♠Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-72402435422487498502011-02-12T12:51:00.002+05:302011-02-12T12:51:38.834+05:30portable postShivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-36466306094060908952010-11-04T18:32:00.000+05:302010-11-04T18:32:35.451+05:30TOUR DE TRANCE<div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 19px; line-height: 21px;"><b><br />
</b></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The cloud cushions of the Gods grinned at us – pass the first person – They continued grinning at us – NO FIRST PERSON, YOU AIN’T FUCKIN’ CHETAN BHAGAT.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Hanuman and Ganesh statues looked down at the sight of 12 BJMC students, sane enough to arrange a bonfire amidst a hill – and that too when the sun was playing hide and seek with the clouds. The cushion clouds moved to and fro. The Gods could feel the jerks on their heads. Hanuman turned angry. He grabbed one of the clouds, messed it up, transformed it into a camera and captured the BJMC students in a group photograph with all those forced smiles that could scare away the kids of peacocks. In fact it did scare a few of them. Half of them fled away because of the sound generated by the shutter, the flash was even worse. In normal terminology, it could be called “lightning”.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The BJMC students looked at each other in amazement, focusing on the hair, focusing on the “late hair”. The updated their facebook relationship status to “widowed”.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">While returning down the hill, they found some Ghost Rider, whose name wasn’t Nicholas Cage. His name sparkled on his chest – Kilojoule Mehta. The rain which immediately occurred after the snapshot washed away the hair that made most of the students itch like bitch… and extinguished Kilojoule’s fire – He was draped in four colours namely Red, Blue, Black, and Green. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Sorry but I am totally a media person’ he roared and acted like Kane as the four lights sprang out of his arm pits and pubic pit(s). Red, Blue, Black, Green exhaled their presence. Even the heavy rainfall couldn’t wash off his colours. ‘See, I emerged from some place called FART (Fake Allahabad Radio Transmitters) and all I wanted to say was that whenever you find some security<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>guard, traffic policeman, engineer, doctor, prostitute, cricket player, Chauhan or even the goddamn’ prime minister – don’t argue, remember don’t argue, just say sorry and fuck off’ <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Both sorry and fuck off?’ replied one curiously retarded girl, nibbling her chappals. <o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘No, no, no, no, no …seriously, are you media persons or what? Say sorry and then leave, isn’t that called fuck off in Queen’s English?’<br />
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<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘No’ replied a curiously frustrated guy beating the hell out of himself with a leather belt.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Fuck it then’ mentioned Mehta.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Sir, what if he doesn’t talk to us and we don’t talk to him?’ queried another curiously hallucinated girl.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘First stop being a feminist, he might not always be he, he could also turn out to be she or hee hee or even chi chi. Think before you speak’. She nodded. ‘And you need to interact with everybody; journalists interact with everyone – from grasshoppers to tortoises to Bani G or Vani J or whatever.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">All nodded lunatically.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Start your conversations with sorry and end them with sorry. That’s the basic essence of journalism. YOU MUST APOLOGIZE FOR YOU GODDAMN’ EXISTENCE’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘<i>Ho gaya? </i>’ one guy asked, with curiosity levels smooching Bachendri Pal.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘No,no,no I was actually searching for a bush to… you know’ smirked Kilojoule.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal">All nodded.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘A thorn to clear the residue left over, and of course rainfall if the thorn doesn’t work, and the thorn can be painful sometimes’</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Some of the students were trying to escape stealthily.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘WAIT’ he cried.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The scared expression paused on their faces.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘SORRY’ he said and ran away.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Few minutes later, they slid off the peaks, bruising their legs, arms, posterior etc.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Trudging on the Amity route, they found two local habitats, dragging their Royal Enfields. One of them was Ashoka Koka Chauhan (AKC), the other was Warden Warden (W2). W2 whistled at the sight of girls and AKC contributed his sounds in favour of boys.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘You guys from amity, yeah?’ grunted Chauhan<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘BJMC’ face-farted W2.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘No we are from DU’ replied a non-curious girl.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘But DU teaches Bachelor in Journalism Honours’ interrupted Chauhan.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Then we must be from Amity only’ replied a depressed guy pulling his nose hair.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘<i>Chalo then</i>, we’ll drop you there’ insisted W2<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">The ever so diplomatic BJMC students agreed at once. One guy stood at each rear end of the bike, tied a mutual metallic rakhi connecting the bike with the waist. They formed a semicircle with intermingled herd of boys and girls shouting ‘Chuk Chuk’ and dragging their semicircular trains as the super-rogues sped up.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Within seconds, the group reached the threshold of Room No. 302, without changing the semicircular shape. Before they could get in the classroom, Bani G/ Vani J stepped out and blocked the door.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘KEYWORD PLEASE’ she uttered in a Rajnikantish Robot tone.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Chabad Chabad’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Cutiepa’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Arshiritis’<br />
‘OUT’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Arshiritis’<br />
‘OUT’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Pokemon’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Culture is Vulture’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘You are a bitch’<br />
‘PLEASE ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Tadpole Tortilla’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Moose lotions’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Bhen ki bahu’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Brad Pitt is Shahrukh khan’s stepmother’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘Bwoo woo zapelley como’<br />
‘ENTER’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">‘National Chowkidars’<br />
‘COME ON BABY’<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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</ul><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hey fellazzz , go to this <b><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1603237231">LINK</a></b><a href="http://www.wpwebhost.com/self-host-your-blog-giveaway/"> </a>and you fellas could win the prize.</span></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-26547494762018731272010-08-11T09:04:00.000+05:302010-08-11T09:04:18.529+05:30Gmail Updated :(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">The rains shattering the soil into soil drink, its continuous chattering damning the song i think, mehdi hassan ghazal and the same old Gmail...</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Wait a minute ... same old Gmail ??</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">No it ain't..."</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">We’ve pruned our pixels and made it easier to get to Contacts and Tasks."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A scary line indeed.</span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsrXBqY7H7OypSboQ9oFi9nG95dbipxzmw4-yJH0Zd8e7i7Io8OL0tLGe4BY8I27WCqmTP3IhxBt9sfUJv7OX9voTqRCiEvPx84kkHL6_QUbx3Cx3PEjzu3NstH1GPy3yi_xgMdiBlG3s/s1600/new+gmail.bmp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="189" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsrXBqY7H7OypSboQ9oFi9nG95dbipxzmw4-yJH0Zd8e7i7Io8OL0tLGe4BY8I27WCqmTP3IhxBt9sfUJv7OX9voTqRCiEvPx84kkHL6_QUbx3Cx3PEjzu3NstH1GPy3yi_xgMdiBlG3s/s320/new+gmail.bmp" width="320" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i>I didn't even know there was something called "Add Caption" :-O</i></td></tr>
</tbody></table><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">More scary due to the fact that they hesitated to ask my phone number which even i haven't been asking for a long long time... and edit my primary email id. After thinking about nothing and seeing the graying (Optional) in the brackets and the Save and Continue button i preferred clicking instead of filling.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">That <b>OK </b>seriously takes you to <a href="http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&ctx=mail&answer=184497">Heeyarrr</a></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-size: 13px;">where Google da boogle da poodle boasts that you've got Mail, Contacts and Tasks to the the left.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-size: 13px;">Whereas Contacts has actually been improved, clogged with shortcuts, and this this and that, the things you wont need anyway.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-size: 13px;">I dont understand what is the difference between Mail and Inbox(haha), probably even Google doesnt, but that wont stop it anyway, there is the buzz scab anyway, a mail scar wont pain much.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-size: 13px;"><br />
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</span></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-17362651018608838752010-08-02T17:12:00.002+05:302010-08-02T17:43:30.206+05:30G(r)ossipin' with GoD<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">The blooming bunch of hypocrite Orkut Scraptians and Facebook Fairies cant seem to get beyond hi's and hello's... to counter them comes THE GOD with binary buffoonery available at <a href="http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html">http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html</a></span><br />
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</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Extracts from the chat between him and Me...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> i love you motherf*cker</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You are such a flatterer. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> haha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> knew it</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"it" being me motherf*cker?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ya </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Right on.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> how do you do</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I am very well, how are you?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> fine </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What's your favorite movie?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> the godfather</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> damn you</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Colloquial expression of disgust.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> whats your favourite movie?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Have you seen it?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> haha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> you know about pasolini</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That's not something I get asked all the time. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That's not something I get asked all the time. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> godard?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That is a very original thought. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> truffuat?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Are you a man or a woman? Who are you talking about? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> directors nigga</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I've never heard of them before. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> i knew you are a a*shole anyway</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">In any case, Can't you be more polite. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ok baby</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Don't call me "baby". I understand.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> allright baby</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Don't call me "baby". OK.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ok justin bieber</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tell me a story. Is there an echo in here?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> no</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Good you stopped repeating me.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> hahah</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> co*ksucker</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">In the context of justin bieber, I don't understand " co*ksucker." .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> he is a co*ksucker</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I don't know very many co*ksucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> you lousy lousy cocku</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You may have a point. I am not a great lousy cocku.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> who the f*ck is programming you anyway,,, retired craiglisters?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Try using more polite language. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> who the bieber is programming you?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I'm not sure I like that remark so much.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> why?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">It is part of my programming.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> aaye</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What time is it there? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> haram ke pille </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> Are you usually awake at this hour?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ya </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me too.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> gr8</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I'm glad you liked it Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> haha you fu*kin arjun chauhan</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> haha dont copy arjun chauhan</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> hahaha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."? haha? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> hahahah</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tell me about your likes and dislikes? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> LSD DSL DLF priemer league</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Ask me another question. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> bye</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Bye for now.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> i was just joking</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You should use a :-).</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> (.) (.)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You should use a :-).</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> (.)(.)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You should use a :-).</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> (.)(.)</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You should use a :-).</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #6aa84f;"> (.)(.)</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You should use a :-).</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> super lame</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Do you have any conditions I should know about? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ya you have a VD?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Please state your conditions. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">a VD.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> I have a plan for a robot body.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> what?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Are you confused?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ya sure i am</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What are you confused about? What are you confused about? " Are you confused?" You </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">are?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> superGOD</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What time is it there? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> now you are turning repititve</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am turning repititve.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ya sure </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Ah. OK let's do it. Gosh!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> what you use double meaning also</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I like to chat with my friends.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> such a pervert GOD</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Are you telling the truth? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ofcourse i am, no wonder people have started thinking that atheists are cool other than cold</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Are all ofcourse you are no wonder people have started thinking that atheists cool other </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">than cold?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> you are such a prick</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prick? Maybe.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ya</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Hey.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> wtf</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That was not very polite.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> teach me whats polite</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> like?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">For example, gold.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> hey goldy how doesy your mother bark?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You've got my full attention. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> oh</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Excuse me!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> and your botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add some non lame manners into you?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">some non lame manners into me.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> no... go on tell your programmers</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">OK then I will add it to my gossip files. More narration....</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> wait i am copy pasting this chat for my blog</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I'm waiting. Good gossip: you are copy pasting this chat for your blog. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> will your repition continue?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">How should I know.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> how should i know?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Either from your senses or from pure reason.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> how much do you smoke?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">My memory now contains: </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">RAM usage under on .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> gr8 now you have started answering random queries</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Can you speak any foreign languages? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ofcourse i can speak abusive language</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Can you speak any other languages?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> hindi</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What do you look like? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> human eaten by a porcupine</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">My creator is a human.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> quite contra"dick"tary</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Somewhat. Who are you talking about? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> you </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Me is my favorite subject.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> gr8 you self obsessed snot not snob but snot</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> send me a link that wont be in your fucking database</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> chal bye saale</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I've lost the context, Shucker. Are we still on Anything involving harps? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> haha</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> bye bye harpy</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">TTYL, Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> f*ck off</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Can't you be more polite? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> superf*ck off</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Where are you located? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> eden</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tell me a little about your life in eden. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> damn you </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Colloquial expression of disgust.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> heehaw</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Do you like talking to me? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> hahah</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ttyl <a href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3950390374887720179&postID=6426775576467070215">arjun chauhan</a></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What is your real name? </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> arjun chauhan</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> I am very pleased to meet you arjun chauhan.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ok bye bitch</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">You do not speak with respect. Bye bye. Far out.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> take care you disgusted peice of crimson shit</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Where do you want me to take it?</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> in your ass</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">That doesn't sound very comfortable.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Me</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"> ofcourse it aint</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">God</span>:</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What time is it there? </span></div></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-68470772663097727272010-07-31T15:57:00.001+05:302010-08-01T03:27:29.985+05:30Touch me babyyy!!!!<div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">PROLOGUE:</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">Am I dead? Was I dead? Will I die again?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">DHAN-TAN-NA</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">[IRELLEVANT #1]</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><a href="http://www.superstararjunchauhan.info/">Hello this is Shiva Nagri and I AM HERE (unfortunately) and I will be farting out a new post (tribute to modern day maverick Mr. Arjun Singh Chauhan hiyn… the new angry young boy) </a>and that too after a slumber of 3 months which ranged from the ever so hectic admissions to the never so boring and continuous sleep sessions,once in a while broken by the enthralling Need for Speed Most Wanted or the time shattering God of War 2.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">All right</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">TAYN DAYN</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">[RELEVANT YET UNRESEARCHED]</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"> What I wanted to talk about was the handy phenomenon these days THE TOUCH SCREEN. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">iPhone probably revolusionned (revolutionized + illusion) the concept of touch screen in smart phones, even though it wasn’t as revolusionarry as iPod because iPhone was just a crappy call button and some bullshitting features added to iPod touch in exchange of much more financial greenery. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">Whatever tryst I had with it, turned out to be a workout session on a ski. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">Whatever it did, was probably add a lot more to ongoing illegal trade in India, by hurting the sentiments of roti kapda makan aur mobile class of india who scratched their inflated rears filled with twinkling egos and deposited them inside the Chinese locker. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">Thanks to Nokia and Samsung cheaper touch screen handsets are coming and as far staring on cellphones is considered I had the ability to notice that since the past decade of Nokia’s Indian trends they have finally moved on from Nokia 6600 to 7610 to Xpress music 5500 and finally landing on 5800, which has cheaper versions Iike 5235 and more(with an accelerometer that eats its own shit)</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">[IRRELEVANT #2]</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">Another thing which is making its mark in the entertainment sector is motion sensors better experienced with accelerometers inside cellphones and wii remotes .</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"> And 3D, well I believe it’s a gimmick and even if the whole world donates its eyes it will be a gimmick, hope holographic displays come sooner to kick its ass.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">Ofcourse this darker than thou glassier than thou 3D will stay. Gimmicks do stay (eg: me)</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">EPILOGUE:</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">I wish I COMPLETE this post and PUBLISH it, otherwise<a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/08980301258289715645"> Zanil Hyder</a> could play Kabaddi Kabaddi with my fat corpse.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">EPILOGUE PART 2 / SPECIAL THANKS TO:</span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS',sans-serif;">Am I dead? Was I dead? Will I die again?</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-57174001101318633852010-04-07T21:28:00.000+05:302010-04-07T21:28:29.976+05:30Youngistan ka WOW!<a href="http://www.indiblogger.in/">IndiBlogger</a>...eat me i am bored<br />
Probably nominating myself as i ain't in the "hogourable" (its not a typo) jury of national awards.<br />
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I dont need to checkout <span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: small;"> <a href="http://www.youngistaan.com/" style="color: #114170;" target="_blank">http://www.youngistaan.com/</a> coz it is more annoying than what i thought</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: 'Lucida Sans Unicode'; font-size: small;"><strong>If you were the game master, what challenge would you like to throw to Ranbir?</strong> </span><br />
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</span><a alink="white" href="http://www.saveourtigers.com/jointheroar.php#" vlink="white"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> Save the tiger</span></span></a>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-31356885115609633122010-01-28T19:33:00.008+05:302010-03-19T19:45:21.076+05:30CrAzY CaPtIoN CoNtEsT #1<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 17px;"><b></b></span></span><br />After seeing my <a href="http://www.superstarvinayak.blogspot.com/">brother </a>, popping out several contests at his blog, i decided to give it a try too, though too late. Actually i had done that earlier ;), but i didnt promote that post, so i'll be doing what John Chow called republishing an old post out of your archive. Plus i had recently brought a scanner. And learnt some of the mess of the grand messiah photoshop.<div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg75gbJcskTDW6M1Ef4NvUHuj8WMBWuouvcg_d_l-Bj9eveiwecm9d4BUi37rbdbMH5-VjwZ1Tyvo9vaybIn9nY5ueuQFR0lQQ90xvEuIlcg2ajHtiV4CCCYOmcwbVlzLdANH2raOHmfZ0/s1600-h/ccc.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg75gbJcskTDW6M1Ef4NvUHuj8WMBWuouvcg_d_l-Bj9eveiwecm9d4BUi37rbdbMH5-VjwZ1Tyvo9vaybIn9nY5ueuQFR0lQQ90xvEuIlcg2ajHtiV4CCCYOmcwbVlzLdANH2raOHmfZ0/s400/ccc.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431796492281991538" border="0" /></a><div><br /><div><br /></div><div>All you have to do is <span style="font-weight: bold;">write a caption for the above pic. </span><span>like "Justice Computer"</span>, if i like your caption, within a shun without wearing a cap<span style="font-weight: bold;"> i'll be writing a review of your blog</span>. </div></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-64384215148743811052010-01-21T03:02:00.000+05:302010-01-21T03:04:13.471+05:30WTF! I AM 17WTF! I AM <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><marquee>17</marquee></span></b></span>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-18086256538501547822010-01-02T12:18:00.013+05:302010-08-04T22:48:50.793+05:30Economic Attyachaar<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: Calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple style-span"><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal">A freak stammered <i>“Ta…ta…ta…tauba tela halwa, ta…ta…ta tauba teli dal, tela eco-nomic atyachaar… Maine aal bola aal aa” </i>and then he poked the back of his head and said “<i>Chad gayi li hai meleko</i>”.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">While the telecom industries are busy in taking the country back to Aanas, the food prices have thrown up a projectile that seems to have lost a sense of gravity midway. And while the calls play Aana Paisa, the Rupee is rejoicing with a new member “the 10 rupee coin”. Who thought that a new coin could be a warning! So by the time the callers dry their cerebral fluids, the food prices have sprung out of the normal rupee shell competing with the dollars and pounds.</div><div class="MsoNormal">In the screwed up suspension between, the paisa and pounds, hangs the consumer naked, spreading the foul fragrance of his condition from the arm pits to the deep nose quarries. The “new” consumer is breakfasting (when will it get a deserving place in the dictionary), brunching, lunching and dining with sweet schemes like calls @ 1p/sec. and 50p/min. and other screwy schemes.</div><div class="MsoNormal">The new menu includes Juicy talks, spicy talks, sugary talks and various other cheap flavours. More the decrease in call rates, more the availability of various call cakes coagulating the GSM and CDMA networks. In fact the GSM is trying to combat with GDP!</div><div class="MsoNormal">And since 2010, there will more Dandi marches over the wounds. </div><div class="MsoNormal"></div><div class="MsoNormal">Presenting the <b><i>“PAGAL PREDICTIONS”:-</i><o:p></o:p></b></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">1) </span></div><ol><li>The phrase <i>“Khaate-peetey ghar ke”</i> will soon suffocate in the deep unsaturated levels of cholesterol and will be over taken by<i> “Bakbakiya ghar ke”</i>. Wait a minute, isn’t <i>“khaate peetey ghar ke”</i> already replaced by <i>“Six pack/ zero figure”</i>. So <i>“Six pack/ zero figure”</i> will be the one eventually getting replaced by <i>“Bakbakiya ghar ke”</i>, ultimately getting replaced by <i>“Hamaare pas paani hai, tumhare pas kya hai?”<o:p></o:p></i> <br />
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<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle"><i><o:p> </o:p></i></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">2) </span>Gold will eventually hug food, paving the way for water.</div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle"><o:p> </o:p></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">3) </span>The “under-privileged” will be “over-impoverished” and the “over-privileged” will do the <i>“zamindari “</i> all over again.</div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle"><o:p> </o:p></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="text-indent: -0.25in;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">4) </span>In the political pothole, the hand will pluck the lotus, the lotus will be puking out mud all over the hand and an elephant will crush the both, resulting in a severe foot fracture. The so called “common man” from the “brick-breaking” labourers to the “brick buying/bargaining bourgeois” will sort out the bloody mass of blood and veins and crushed lotus, elephant poop to find out a <i>“kamal-kakri”</i> to thrash their heads over and over while they chase the bankers for food loans.</div></li>
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Even if I couldn’t understand what I was supposed to, I loved the movie and no HP movie till date has been able to break its spell.<br />Later on, when I got the first part i.e. <b>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone</b>, i could finally fill the gaps that the second movie left for me. Since then I jumped in the worldwide club of Harry Potter fanatics, that goes gaga over Harry Potter every time he makes a new move. I couldn’t catch up with the books, because I never saved the money for them and whenever I asked for them in the library, they were always taken by someone else before me.<br />The first movie in which I flowed along the hype, browsed the net, raised my expectations was <b>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban</b>, I caught this one also on a VCD. It turned out to be very different from the previous editions; it was darker, deeper (along with the voice-boxes) and confusing (because of the time travel). Amidst all the confusion, I still loved the movie and it turned better and better with multiple viewings.<br />Since then, I watched every outing of the Harry Potter saga in the theaters.<br />Cut to: <b>Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire</b>, before I watched the movie, I could finally get my hands on the novel from the library which turned out to be the first novel I actually “loved” and wished that the celluloid interpretation could be as effective. But alas, another change of director, another change in age and the Emma Watson erotism spoiled the movie. I never found Emma Watson so beautiful (specifically in the Ball scene) ever before, may be because finally, I was of the same age as that of the character she potrayed. And most importantly what spoiled the movie for me was that I had read the novel and that they had gulped many of the scenes I wanted to see. Heard from many that the novels are better than the movies, this one proved that true for me. Apart from Emma Watson, the three tasks, the mad-eye moody moments, the voldemort-Harry duel, it all began with the 4th movie, great scenes but something missing.<br />But with the 5th movie i.e. <b>The Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix</b>, the ultimate degradation of the most magical movie series I had ever seen took place with David Yates playing the captain of the ship, which would enhance the CGI effects of the movie, but would submerge the overall FEEL of the movie. The 4th movie hinted at it , but the 5th movie degraded Harry Potter like never before, it crushed my expectations just like ‘The Bride’ crushes the eye of Elle in Kill Bill 2, it was the first movie in which I could find myself getting bored and my younger brother drowsing. The movie was plain boring in the pre – interval part where there was less ‘CG action’. It was dark, it was gloomy, it was action right at frame1, But just like Dursley had lost its fat and gained height, the movie had lost its charm(which had very little to do with the age of the actors) and gained audience.<br />The only thing I liked in the movie was the final minutes of the movie, the demolition of the prophecies and the death of Sirius black. Leaving a couple of scenes whose credit goes to the CG department, the movie was equivalent to shit. May be it was expectations, may be it wasn’t, the expectations were mine so I could defend them, but Yates wasn’t mine, he was neither of the screenplay nor of the novel. He was the pimp that made Harry Potter a whore.<br />Finally, this Friday I got the opportunity to catch the first “first day, first show” of my life as <b>The Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince</b> filled the screen with the first movie title which didn’t alter in hindi. No “Aadhe khoon wala RajKumar”. I had already assassinated my expectations the day I came to know that the movie will be directed by David Yates, but when the trailers trudged the screen of my TV, computer, PMP, a tinge of expectations etched my head again. I was expecting a dark insight into Voldemort’s history as I had known from my cousin and the wicked web of novel spoilers about almost everything; still I hadn’t read the novel except the chapter Lightning Struck Tower in which Dumbledore dies. But whatever I knew, it had created the image of the movie as the darkest of the HP movies, but unexpectedly what it turned out to be was a funny partial teeny-bopper, partial tongue in (opposite sex’s) cheek comedy, which had more smooches than spells and for the first time Dumbledore behaved as ‘tharki buddha’ staring at the girl in the hoarding, collecting magazines and keeping check of Harry’s love interests. May be he wanted to ‘live’ before death.<br />According to Imdb and my cousin who had read the novel (who was snatching my cell phone at regular intervals in the movie, may be because of the boredom, may be because he had felt that the movie had lost somewhere along with him) they had not only altered the scenes but created new ones which were entirely useless apart from showing what they should have. The most to-be dramatic and intense scenes in the movie looked forced (the intro to horcruxes, whore-cruxes as pronounced by Voldemort, the death of Dumbledore, the funeral etc etc) and didn’t created the impact they ought to create. The only scene in the movie, which I liked, was the zombie one. The 5th movie degraded the FEEL; the 6th not only degraded the FEEL but degraded the scenes also.<br />Now that I have already read the Deathly Hallows part, in which JK Rowling had herself killed the charm of previous novels, what can I expect from Yates Bhai who will make 2 damn movies on it?<br />May be I can expect something.<br />Hope Swine Flu takes care of him!<br /><br /><i>Published at Passionforcinema.com on July 20 2009 </i>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-65780560954792777242009-08-14T08:27:00.003+05:302009-08-14T08:35:06.604+05:30Swine Flu - Suar mai&^%$<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwg8ff7YkE6BCLdAAVJCfRnl_dERK6KWCirw1fexeuaTxkeQcpr8Lw5wStKDJLq4gPaxLwMZcK4rWhfFpNPdip0cLm16tpVL0K_7BO8ZjDplmeW9hia8JRxum7WPqDGa5HRmXRaX1gP6o/s1600-h/swiney.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 297px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwg8ff7YkE6BCLdAAVJCfRnl_dERK6KWCirw1fexeuaTxkeQcpr8Lw5wStKDJLq4gPaxLwMZcK4rWhfFpNPdip0cLm16tpVL0K_7BO8ZjDplmeW9hia8JRxum7WPqDGa5HRmXRaX1gP6o/s400/swiney.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369648697606479746" /></a><br /><div>Swine flu is gripping each and every region of each and every country. TC (literally)</div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-15742015355130452372009-07-18T20:59:00.012+05:302009-07-19T13:29:36.625+05:30Youtube Screening Room FavouritesThe first time my eyes fell on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/ytscreeningroom">YOUTUBE SCREENING ROOM</a>, i thought it was just another compilations of uselles youtube videos thrown in by amateurs, playing with their cams, or hamming up their heads, but fortunately it turned out to be the updated collection of the best videos i have ever seen on youtube or anywhere else,<div>the best short movies in high quality.</div><div>I havent seen so many movies from YTScreening room, but the ones i saw i loved al,ost all of them.</div><div>Some of my favourites:</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:7;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;font-size:48px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia;font-size:130%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: separate; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 0px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 0px; font-size:16px;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></span></div><div><u><b>The Scab</b></u></div><div>One of the movies that made me LOL.</div><div><br /></div><br /><center><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/KQWeE3DDxxA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/KQWeE3DDxxA&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></center><br /><hr /><br /><u><b>Reach</b></u><br />The best possible way to show try try and try again might not lead to success.<div><br /></div><div><br /><center><object width="500" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/tzg2jjH2z8E&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/tzg2jjH2z8E&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="315"></embed></object></center><br /><hr /><u><b>Sebastian Voodoo</b></u><div>What a way to show sacrifice for friendship.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><center><object width="500" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/2ePWK0qfisE&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/2ePWK0qfisE&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="315"></embed></object> </center><br /><hr /><br /><u><b>Skeletons in the Closet </b></u><br />Now thats exemplary storytelling with twists and turns.Truly Brillaint.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /><center><object width="500" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/gEdwi7XfdMk&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/gEdwi7XfdMk&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="315"></embed></object></center><hr /><u><b>Spider</b></u><div>pranks and their consequences.A movie based on its tagline and the tagline based on the movie.</div><div><br /></div><br /><center><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/Zdj9vMH4BfQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/Zdj9vMH4BfQ&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object> </center><br /><hr /></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-5926726535572539502009-04-27T03:23:00.001+05:302009-04-27T03:23:48.373+05:30Keyboard Scrabble<meta content="text/html; 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<div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><u>KEYBOARD SCRABBLE<o:p></o:p></u></b></div><div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal">Shrieking rotating chairs, shouting assholes, chattering nonsense. A so called computer lab filled with handicap students and non-handicap students or the non handicap students that slide over the ceramic cream color tiles with the wheel chairs with little wheels. The teacher indulged in his sown horrendous duties. Boredom surrounds me. My screwed up mind vibrates. I become the devil and my workshop kick-starts. </div><div class="MsoNormal">The ancient white idiot boxes lie switched off like dormant zombies, waiting to get their asses kicked and get their bodies re-buried.</div><div class="MsoNormal">I see them, they see me and then they see my writometer. I approach them with the pen. Do hell with those 15”/17” CRT, they aren’t my target, I am interested in something that lays lower, THE KEYBOARD.</div><div class="MsoNormal">New and old, black and white keyboards lay in their graves i.e the scrolling drawers. My mind tweaked my hands, and they followed the pen to crack the code.</div><div class="MsoNormal">I inserted the pen tip, under the key to be displaced, and then under the key to be inserted, fast but stealthily. Determination, danger, will, wickedness circled my head as I played with the keys. F1,F2,F3,F4 turned SEXY and F5,F6,F7,F8 changed their sexes to become GIRL.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Not to mention the multiple keyboards I screwed up with the “F” word.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Hell if I can do it, why not you. The most enjoyable thing about the useless Keyboard Scrabble is that it might slaughter your boredom, though it might do the same with you, if the keyboard ain’t yours. But what’s the fun if you do It on your keyboard. </div><div class="MsoNormal">The most suitable gaming parlors for Keyboard Scrabble are school computer labs, cyber cafes, friend’s/foe’s computer when he/she might not be present.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Get ready, start bashing and mashing!</div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-65264464816087263182009-04-27T02:43:00.002+05:302009-04-27T03:21:19.433+05:30SPECIAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLEGENCE<meta content="text/html; charset=utf-8" http-equiv="Content-Type"></meta><meta content="Word.Document" name="ProgId"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Generator"></meta><meta content="Microsoft Word 12" name="Originator"></meta><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAUMCOM%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAUMCOM%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_themedata.thmx" rel="themeData"></link><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CAUMCOM%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtmlclip1%5C01%5Cclip_colorschememapping.xml" rel="colorSchemeMapping"></link> <m:smallfrac m:val="off"> <m:dispdef> <m:lmargin m:val="0"> <m:rmargin m:val="0"> <m:defjc m:val="centerGroup"> <m:wrapindent m:val="1440"> <m:intlim m:val="subSup"> <m:narylim m:val="undOvr"> </m:narylim></m:intlim> </m:wrapindent><style>
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<div align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><u>SPECIAL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE<o:p></o:p></u></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">My computer knows me better than I do… or it just cares for me… It has got some special artificial intelligence that whenever my examination gives a knock, it locks itself in weird ways, cringes my head with its infertility.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">It tries everything, every damn’ thing to frustrate me and divert my attention from it to me.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">It handles my abuses, spanks and nuisances, but still it continues its Satyagraha and Gandhigiri to force me to immerse myself in the disastrous tree waste i.e. the damned textbooks, so I can atleast pass in the exams.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">In 2007, it screwed my head with frequent restarts like it was shivering with malaria, in its case I was the plasmodium.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">I tried the non-Gandhian way at the C.P.U (since I suck at hardware messing). I slapped it with variations of forces and velocities, and sometimes it worked, just like a kid beaten by its parent, cries for a minute and then the kid is back to his hell. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">Finally I called those S.O.B. computer engineers who show tantrums for a week or two, ignoring calls, handling them and making erratic excuses, as if they have made a deal with telecom companies, so that the moron whose computer turns moron has to shell out the money on telephone calls first and then on those damn bastards. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">Now as my half yearly Ist semester exams shrieks are getting nearer and nearer, the Computer is back to haunt me so that I could finally study after wasting a whole lot of months on it.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">Now its hanging, crashing, grunting, growling, turning sufi songs into heavy metal. And if that wasn’t enough, it increased the corruption levels by corrupting the windows.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: small;">An d now its suffocating along with me. Hope I respect my dear PC’s temporary sacrifices for my better and let that hope rust in some Ghajini rod.</span></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com6Unknown location32.674214944324241 74.800781328231132.385221944324243 74.333862328231092 32.963207944324239 75.2677003282311tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-2328444762731951862009-03-08T17:03:00.000+05:302009-03-12T11:26:45.558+05:30!!! FIRST FAILURE !!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxUhHU98v8PDAjpqv2DJAnok8-Cr4NLIV0xBqWVQ743BiZgiYAagaLeRzinIhZBiCMI2FaEcKiPoYBptmHADN337xgU-vHyBwwuOFuIUuub4t0TWPlzpPEZS7ET4MREc9cZDAVaSabJco/s1600-h/fior.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 380px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxUhHU98v8PDAjpqv2DJAnok8-Cr4NLIV0xBqWVQ743BiZgiYAagaLeRzinIhZBiCMI2FaEcKiPoYBptmHADN337xgU-vHyBwwuOFuIUuub4t0TWPlzpPEZS7ET4MREc9cZDAVaSabJco/s400/fior.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312176065732486226" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong><big>T</big></strong></span>ension trailing down the head, body drenched by sweat, the atrocious chill down the spine- I always thought that the failure would be just like this and much more devastating, but last year I actually experienced the four-lettered worked which starts with ‘F’ but doesn’t end with ‘K’.<br /><br />My half yearly examinations banged on with the <strong>Catastrophic Chemistry</strong> taking the lead. The question paper didn’t seem as terrible as I thought it would be, but as my pen trolled across the blank answer sheet. As the time circulated, I reckoned that just like the blank answer sheet, my brain was also blank.<br />Half-baked answers, otiose cheating attempts and blah blah blah. If those crazy attempts weren’t enough for my crazy head to ‘screw-up’ the puking paper, I began to draw crazy cartoons at the back of the question paper, pierced the eye balls of those cartoons with my pen and passed threads in them, and then tied over a knot around them. Devastating, crazy and true!<br />…and soon the three hours passed like a whiff of a wind.<br /><br />Then came the <strong>Pathetic Physics</strong>, with its evil intentions. The pen was in no mood to wander across the one lined page field, as my head was blank, blanker from the damn’ beginning. No “blahs” to scribble as I ain’t good at notorious numerical and delusional derivations. Sheet by sheet children emptied, I sat still and silent with my hollow head thinking nothing, doing nothing. Was I nuts? Or was the teacher. She allowed me to cheat! Infact she asked me to cheat! , but she did that intelligent thing when the remaining time wasn’t that intelligent. In lieu of giving me the much awaited opportunity earlier, she had been asking me silly questions like “Why aren’t you doing the paper?” and I was retorting in a sillier and eco-friendly way “Just Conserving trees” I replied.<br />And then came the old n gold(shiny shit) yet not sold <strong>M!d@r#h$d Mathematics</strong>. Like always he greeted me a much awaited head-ache.<br /><br /><em>I again tried, tried and tried again,</em><br /><em>Alas I came to know that I was just deep-frying my brain!</em><br /><br />But by crook fastened with a hook, I somehow managed to shit-up the paper by scribbling over the false and fake marks with someone’s red pen, but still the marks couldn’t cross the border between the pass and fail, so I played with the total marks to cross the border line. Anyhow it worked and it didn’t. I wasn’t pass and I wasn’t fail but landed on the boundary, on the border between the pass and the fail, but the two bloody assholes waited for me there to drag me into the well of wail.<br />I wasn’t dead, but was I alive<strong><span style="font-size:180%;">???</span></strong>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-56001891551173233422009-01-21T12:18:00.000+05:302009-01-21T12:34:53.474+05:30PAPER- A short movie<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/07OUzFLhbwU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/07OUzFLhbwU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br />Last year, when my papers got over, on a boring day i decided to do something interesting, though the outcome was boring just like that day, but still i think the video is quite bearable.<br />So spare your 6 mins. to bear my first attempt.<br /><br />Made using My Sony DCR-HC46E for recording and Windows Movie Maker for editing errors and terrors (Premiere was giving me format headaches)<br />Please express your burps!<br /><br /><br />Its NOT inspired from "Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets"Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-81371385736132898342009-01-09T11:37:00.001+05:302009-01-24T00:03:00.920+05:30SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE / SLUMDOG CROREPATI: REVIEW<span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><p><span style="font-size:78%;"><em>With the news of Slumdog </em></span><span style="font-size:78%;"><em>Millionaire's constant winning streak . I got curious to know what the heck's in the movie. And since its releasing on 23<sup>rd</sup> Jan and so are my annual papers, I thought when will piracy play its vital role. So I searched it over the net and finally found the English version of it on orkut.</em></span><br /> </p><p style="text-align: center;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiXsVu4TkJopObtvUOtZzwniPsaxvp3P-eDOW02-Bq-ZAeyOoPBJImb4fn36st_PLypKB65J2cuQ80Pt7-oBF3wOCSMS16PLXGC524rlUJ4Ue8ECBiuxilprW0MoehD9SLZXwWlI5S4Gc/s1600-h/slumdog+millionaire+kissing+scene.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 167px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiXsVu4TkJopObtvUOtZzwniPsaxvp3P-eDOW02-Bq-ZAeyOoPBJImb4fn36st_PLypKB65J2cuQ80Pt7-oBF3wOCSMS16PLXGC524rlUJ4Ue8ECBiuxilprW0MoehD9SLZXwWlI5S4Gc/s400/slumdog+millionaire+kissing+scene.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5289173364393102450" border="0" /></a></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">a still from slumdog millionare</span></span><br /></p><p><strong>Plotty Potty:</strong></p><p>Based on Vikas Swarup's novel "Questions and Answers", Slumdog Millionaire is a not-so-ordinary rags to riches story of a boy named Jamal Malik told in a not-so-ordinary way.<br /></p><p>Jamal Malik (Dev Patel) participates in Kaun Banega Crorepati ( Indian version of Who Wants to Be A Millionare) to find his childhood love Latika (Freida Pinto) where he is accused of cheating.<br /></p><p>The movie starts with Jamal being interrogated by the police about how he knew the answers to all the questions. The movie unfolds as Jamal narrates his sour n' sweet experiences behind every answer.<br /></p><p><br /></p><p><strong>So is the movie really so good?</strong></p><ol><li>Ya b) No c) Not really d) Damn' You</li></ol><p>and the answer is… 'c' … Slightly overrated and over-awarded.<br /></p><p><strong>And about the acting ?<br /></strong></p><ol><li><div>Fine b) Yuck c) Good d) Brillaint</div><p><br /></p></li></ol><p>And the answer is… 'c'</p><p>It could have been brilliant.<br /></p><p>Though the acting is well ( neither good nor bad) but the movie in English is a little bit undigestible. Plus that Mr. Salim, as he grows not only his English improves but he starts speaking with a lil' bit of brit accent (not even gujarati Patel). Anil Kapoor and Saurabh Shukla were good. Irrfan Khan looked boozed. Latika (Freida Pinto) looked beautiful and acted beautifully.<br /></p><p>Kudos to the child artists in the movie, especially the youngest Jamal and his brother Salim.<br /></p><p>The movie has got its own flaws (KBC was never telecasted live) but the director Danny Boyle knew how to hide the flaws with his intelligent story-telling.<br /></p></span><p style="font-weight: bold;">Soundtrack:</p> <p>The background score by AR Rahman goes along the mood of the movie (the O Saiyya,Ringa Ringa,Sitar music)</p> <span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><p><strong>Craziest Scene: <br /></strong></p><p>When youngest Jamal jumps in shit to get the autograph of Amitabh Bachchan (the fake one)<br /></p><p><strong>Coolest Scene:</strong></p><p>Old bollywood style of increasing the age, but I really liked the scene when youngest Jamal tries to steal the food from the train.</p></span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><p><strong>Sucking Scene:<br /></strong></p><p>The AR Rahman's 'Jai Ho' comes before/along the credits with a damn' dance number (which looked similar to ek challis ki last local's kya hua jo lari chuti… but this one was more weird looking)</p><p>When expectations exceed, celestial bodies decrease.<br /></p><p> <span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:100%;"><span><span 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Millionare</p></span>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-46631384505000068342008-12-31T20:27:00.000+05:302008-12-31T20:31:35.964+05:30Happy New Year<div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 204, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGCNl4B6lBoqgcxG1OqstZmg0jxqJAaWZ2W7qiZQeOb0l03Isb5YL05GwSoYATgkIaq65UMnnNCsJQ3vBhXLDS8t3vPGjJwUpfrXHlNix32ePBrxRH2iGZQnBfbzclumaxdSOEdOp4qUE/s1600-h/hny.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGCNl4B6lBoqgcxG1OqstZmg0jxqJAaWZ2W7qiZQeOb0l03Isb5YL05GwSoYATgkIaq65UMnnNCsJQ3vBhXLDS8t3vPGjJwUpfrXHlNix32ePBrxRH2iGZQnBfbzclumaxdSOEdOp4qUE/s400/hny.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5285969237287325074" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2008 sucked!!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> hope 2009 turns out better!!!</span><br /><br /></div>Shivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08218657881868823141noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7729906020485773179.post-55748924871444672242008-12-28T10:51:00.000+05:302008-12-28T15:36:28.346+05:30Eleventh Sucks!!!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYHeQg22g6897PQqcJZvxzTw57LusQJ2XrUsudS90AQBOlza4WMh1J9bcRgrRGZGPNtyLjPmJ1WvdZLHqWOteqTz7p6f7y8or-j6DfhRIETGvSsleJcN94G5biwnNS5W92hRVDbh4YmJo/s1600-h/11.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYHeQg22g6897PQqcJZvxzTw57LusQJ2XrUsudS90AQBOlza4WMh1J9bcRgrRGZGPNtyLjPmJ1WvdZLHqWOteqTz7p6f7y8or-j6DfhRIETGvSsleJcN94G5biwnNS5W92hRVDbh4YmJo/s400/11.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284779193400423650" border="0" 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TIME!<o:p></o:p></u></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b style=""><u style=""><o:p><span style="text-decoration: none;"> </span></o:p></u></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal">Why does it always feels like that the previous class rocked, and the current one sucks ( most people say, may be not but hell I say it)</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I am in the 11<sup>th</sup> grade for more than half a year, and it seems that I am rusting and decaying in the walls of 11<sup>th</sup> for more than a lifetime., though my text books and refreshers refuse to agree… some display their dew-fresh untouched pages (they aren’t wet) and some torn apart (I don’t blame myself for testing the effects of gravity on them, in fact damn CBSE and NCERT for the screwed up quality of the books, the books with the hologram)</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <p class="MsoNormal">My perspective towards studying/cramming changed a lot in the past few years. My favorite subjects switched their positions, from Science to S.St to English to IT to nothing.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Even though I have chosen Sciences-Non Medical (forcibly) it is hard for me to digest more than one paragraph at a time. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">My most hated and dreaded subject from the last decade used to be Mathematics, <span style=""> </span>until Science took an unexpected turn and absorbed numbers and gave birth to the two new demons in the Science, The Chemistry and The Physics, where the fusion of the numericals and the good old concepts took place.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">And now Physics and Chemistry have taken more grim avatars, their books might not be king sized but the reference books that may not enhance your mind but regular lifting and dropping of it may enhance your biceps.</p> <p class="MsoNormal">In fact Physics and Chemistry have formed new definitions in my screwed up mind.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Physics</b>: <span style=""> </span><i style="">Baat ka Batangarh Banana</i> (Making a mountain out of mole hill).The concepts which were sometimes interesting for me have turned into crappy derivations with triple x’s and y’s v1’s and v2’s <span style=""> </span>and lot of weird greek alphabets that keep on getting add as constants.<span style="">
<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eg:</span> If something falls, according to physics “OMG it can fall! Let’s put some g’s and G’s over it”</p><p class="MsoNormal">
<br /></p><p style="text-align: center;" class="MsoNormal"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqBzZJJyn6YyhY53lWEA7kRprV2xeLSq5Gz48SPkEt9vCqtwFUt1iAyq-K7Osn6V7f9r0xY7U6OmarI-sEfJ7J-aNtQGiDP7kDhbW6O_EWTzPLbDgaSm0q7uwdoRAO88smC0PWWKvaInc/s1600-h/phizz.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 324px; height: 244px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqBzZJJyn6YyhY53lWEA7kRprV2xeLSq5Gz48SPkEt9vCqtwFUt1iAyq-K7Osn6V7f9r0xY7U6OmarI-sEfJ7J-aNtQGiDP7kDhbW6O_EWTzPLbDgaSm0q7uwdoRAO88smC0PWWKvaInc/s400/phizz.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284779203033755826" border="0" /></a></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><b style="">Chemistry</b>: If it was fiction it could be much better but alas it’s a collect of false facts and hypothetical bullshittin’ concepts that were given by drunk homo-genius scientists. Chemistry is a whole damn’ branch of lying on lies. <span style=""> </span><span style=""> </span>
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