Mr.Game Maker...

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Playing games is a child's play...sometimes and may be some rare times not.But creating them... Hell no,well there is hell yes.Its @
It has a simple drag and drop interface, having though its limitations too, you can only have a game that has a
pepsi truck,magnets,repellers,rocks,trees,wells,volcanoes,tanks
Checkout my game:
Well it makes cool games free of cost provided that you have a yahoo id, whatever you wont get anything like
that on net....If you are a little more serious towards game making(may be this attract you towards it) there is a simple, better
and free programme available.(This may save your net charges too)This software's good name is Game Maker.You can download the software from
And no restrictions associated with those bullshit trucks and all that.Ya its more difficult if you compare it with the Pepsi's Game developer, its better you go through the tutorials and
i am the one who believes in who-the-hell-will-read so i created a game i.e. Nose Pills Please.Download it from here:
Ya abuse the game play,but have a try.And if you try yourself you'll get it better

Bye Bye H.P Week!!!

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Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows has finally released today.So i have to end up this HP week stuff.This title is usually not understood by many, but being die-hard fans 2 million copies are already pre-ordered. And Post Selling will always be better than Pre-selling."Deathly" means Causing or capable of causing death and "Hallows" means Render holy by means of religious rites.Now that adds to confusion, but whats wikipedia all about, dont go there, I think i have copy pasted the plot below.Read and Enjoy!!!
The final book begins with Voldemort and his Death Eaters at the home of Lucius Malfoy. They are beginning to plan out how to kill Harry Potter before he can be hidden again. After borrowing Lucius's wand, Voldemort kills his captive, Professor Charity Burbage, teacher of Muggle Studies at Hogwarts for teaching the subject and suggesting that the end of pureblooded wizards was a good thing.
Harry, meanwhile, is getting ready for his trip and reading an obituary of Albus Dumbledore; it is revealed that Dumbledore’s father hated non-wizards and had killed several Muggles, and had died in Azkaban for his crimes. Harry regrets not having asked Dumbledore more about his past, but this is soon forgotten as he is leaving his home that night. He convinces his aunt Petunia, uncle Vernon, and cousin Dudley that they need to leave as well to avoid being captured by the Death Eaters, and eventually they leave escorted by a pair of wizards, though not before Dudley admits that he cares about Harry.
Soon thereafter the Order of the Phoenix arrive with a plan to sneak Harry away from his house without Voldemort capturing him. Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, the Weasley twins, Fleur Delacour, and Mundungus Fletcher take a polyjuice potion to make themselves look like Harry and each depart with a different member of the Order of the Phoenix. Harry departs with Hagrid and, after being chased by Death Eaters and Voldemort, narrowly escape to the Burrow. There, the casualties are counted; Hedwig, Harry’s owl, was struck by a killing curse; George Weasley lost an ear, and Mad-Eye Moody was killed by Voldemort himself. Harry later has a vision regarding his escape; his wand had reacted with Voldemort’s borrowed wand, destroying it, and he has a vision of Voldemort questioning Ollivander, the wand maker, about why it happened.
A few days later the Minister of Magic arrives at the Weasley residence to give Harry, Ron, and Hermione what Dumbledore had willed to them: a Deluminator for Ron (known as a "putter-outer" in previous books), with the power to douse all the lights in a room; a book of children’s stories to Hermione; and Godric Gryffindor’s sword and the first snitch Harry had ever caught to Harry. The sword, however, was withheld because, the minister claimed, it was not Dumbledore's to give. The three try to discover the purpose of the objects being given to them, but are unable to figure it out before the wedding between Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley the next day.
Harry disguises himself for the wedding, but during the wedding they all receive a message; Voldemort has taken over the Ministry of Magic. Harry, Ron, and Hermione all flee the wedding, first fleeing to a Muggle café. Though they think themselves safe for the moment, two Death Eaters find them almost immediately and attack them. Harry, Ron, and Hermione manage to defeat the Death Eaters, but thinking themselves in danger in public, flee to 12 Grimmauld Place, Sirius Black’s home, where they hide themselves. The group realizes that Regulus Arcturus Black was the R.A.B. from the amulet Harry found with Dumbledore, and begin searching the house for the Horcrux. Eventually they realize that Mundungus Fletcher stole the amulet and send Harry’s house elf Kreacher to find Fletcher and bring back the amulet. Kreacher finds Fletcher, but he has already given the amulet away to Dolores Umbridge.
After a month of spying on the Ministry of Magic, the trio try to infiltrate it in order to retrieve the Horcrux from Dolores Umbridge. They ambush three wizards and use polyjuice potion to impersonate them. They discover the Ministry of Magic has changed considerably; Muggle-born wizards and witches are being rounded up openly and the Ministry itself is demonstrating its superiority over the muggles. The three discover Mad-Eye Moody’s eye has been taken by Umbridge, so they take it; they then knock out Umbridge and take the horcrux from her, freeing a number of muggle-born wizards and witches in the process and encouraging them to flee the country. However, in the process their hiding place is discovered and they are forced to flee to the countryside, moving from place to place, never staying anywhere too long.
After several months of moving around they overhear a conversation wherein it is revealed that Godric Griffindor’s sword is actually a fake, and someone did something with the real sword. Harry hears this and is heartened, and after questioning the portrait of Phineas Black, he discovers that the sword had last been used by Dumbledore to destroy another Horcrux, the Gaunt’s ring. However, Ron feels this is just another thing for them to do and, having been injured in their escape from the Ministry of Magic, he gets in an argument with Harry and leaves, leaving Harry and Hermione together. The two are greatly saddened, but eventually realize they have to go to Godric’s Hollow on the off-chance Dumbledore left the sword there for them.
Arriving in Godric’s Hollow, the two first visit the memorial to Harry’s family, then the graveyard, where both Harry and Dumbledore’s families are buried. After laying a wreath on Harry’s parents’ grave, they encounter the old woman Bathilda Bagshot, an old family friend of Dumbledore’s who authored The History of Magic. Thinking she may have been entrusted with the sword, they follow her to her house, where they find a picture of the dark wizard Grindelwald, Bagshot’s relative and once, long ago, Dumbledore’s childhood friend. However, it is actually a trap; “Bagshot” is actually Nagini, Voldemort’s snake familiar, and Harry and Hermione only narrowly escape from Voldemort, destroying Harry’s wand in the process.
On the run for a few more days, eventually a doe patronus appears on the edge of their camp and leads Harry to Godric Griffindor’s sword, hidden in a frozen forest pool. Harry strips down and dives down after the sword but the locket Horcrux responds poorly and tries to strangle Harry. Ron returns and saves Harry from drowning, pulling the sword out of the pool in the process. The two then destroy the Horcrux with the sword and return to camp. Hermione is less than pleased with Ron and his return, but had discovered their next step: to speak to Xenophilius Lovegood and ask him about Grindelwald's mark, a symbol which has shown up time and again during their journey.
At Lovegood’s home, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are told an old wizard story about three brothers who bested death, and each had received a magical item for it – an unbeatable wand (called the Elder Wand), a stone which could bring back the dead (the Resurrection Stone), and an Invisibility Cloak that never failed with age. Harry believes that his own cloak is the Invisibility Cloak, and is very excited, but soon discovers that Lovegood has betrayed them to the Ministry; Luna, his daughter, has been taken captive and he believes that giving them Harry Potter would cause them to free her. The trio barely escape from the wizards sent to fetch them, but Harry is emboldened and believes that they need to collect all the Deathly Hallows, these artifacts given by Death, to defeat Voldemort.
A few weeks later, the three are still no closer to finding the Deathly Hallows or more Horcruxes. They finally manage to tune into a rogue wizard radio broadcast, run by people they know which gives news on what is really happening. However, Harry accidentally says Voldemort’s name and Voldemort’s followers, having jinxed the name, find Harry, Ron, and Hermione and capture them, taking them to Lucius Malfoy’s home. There, Hermione is tortured and interrogated by Bellatrix Lestrange to find how she acquired Godric Griffindor’s sword, believing it to have been stolen from her vault, while Harry and Ron are imprisoned in the basement with Dean Thomas, Griphook the goblin, Ollivander the wand maker, and Luna Lovegood. Harry asks the broken fragment of mirror he has for help and Dobby appears to help him, freeing them. Dobby saves Dean and Ollivander, but they have made too much noise and Wormtail is sent to check on the prisoners. Harry and Ron subdue him, and Wormtail resists strangling Harry. Ron takes away Wormtail’s wand and Wormtail’s artificial arm, made by Voldemort, strangles its owner to death for the mercy he’s shown. Ron and Harry, helpless to aid him, rush upstairs to save Hermione with the help of Dobby. They escape as Voldemort is close to arriving, but Dobby is slain by Bellatrix Lestrange as they flee.
After burying Dobby, Harry and his friends begin planning anew. Harry questions Ollivander about the Elder Wand, and chooses not to try and prevent Voldemort from acquiring it from the tomb of its last owner, Dumbledore. Instead, he questions Griphook about how to break into Gringott’s, and in exchange offers him the goblin made sword of Godric Griffindor. After extensive planning, the group goes to Gringott’s to see if they can find one of the horcruxes in the Lestrange vault; Hermione poses as Bellatrix Lestrange, Ron is disguised, and Griphook and Harry go in under the Invisibility Cloak. They manage to penetrate the traps and find the horcrux, Hufflepuff’s cup, but Griphook betrays their presence and flees with the sword. Harry, Ron, and Hermione narrowly escape on the back of a captive dragon, but Voldemort discovers at long last that they are seeking out his horcruxes.
Harry has a vision shortly after the escape; he can see from Voldemort’s eyes and hear his thoughts. Voldemort lists off all the locations of the horcruxes, realizing now they are being sought after and destroyed. Voldemort inadvertently reveals that the final horcrux, which Harry suspects to be a relic of the founder of Ravenclaw, is safe within Hogwarts. Harry realizes that if they want to get the Horcrux within Hogwarts, they need to do so immediately, before Voldemort finds his other horcruxes missing, and the trio immediately head to Hogsmeade to find a way to sneak into their old school.
At Hogsmeade, Harry and friends are cornered by Death Eaters and saved by Aberforth Dumbledore. Aberforth opens a secret passageway to Hogwarts, where Neville Longbottom greets them. After saving Draco Malfoy's life, Harry finds Ravenclaw's Diadem in the room of requirement and it is destroyed. Harry, Hermione and Ron go to the Shrieking Shack, where they see Voldemort kill Snape, believing this will transfer the Elder wand's power to him. As he dies, Snape gives up memories to Harry, which reveal that Snape was on Dumbledore's side, motivated by his lifelong love of Lily Potter. Snape was asked by Dumbledore to kill him if the situation demands it; the curse placed on the horcrux ring limited his life, regardless. Furthermore, Harry is the final horcrux and needs to die before Voldemort can be killed. Resigned to his fate, Harry sacrifices himself to Voldemort, and is seemingly killed, but finds that the spell destroyed the part of Voldemort's soul he had inside himself. After Nagini is killed by Neville, Voldemort is killed by attempting to use the Elder Wand when his Death Curse against Harry is deflected back at him by the Elder Wand itself.
In the story's epilogue, taking place 19 years (2017) after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Ginny Weasley have three children named James, Albus Severus, and Lily. Ron and Hermione have two children named Rose and Hugo. Draco has a child named Scorpius. They all meet at King's Cross, about to send their children to Hogwarts at the beginning of term. It is revealed that Harry's scar has not hurt since the Dark Lord's defeat, and there, the story ends. _______________________**************************_____________________________________________Good bye Voldy!!!Get the cool harry font:-
H.P Week Ends

Harry Potter and the Quidditch World Cup: Review

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Harry potter and the Quidditch World Cup: Review.

There are many HP games, unfortunately i could get my hands on just one.
And about this game its cool, its crazy and its damn' exhilarating.
Just play one match and you will know.

The game is not much heard but you couldnt imagine anything better for a game of Quidditch.
But first let me tell you something( can you get something from Wikipedia) about Quidditch

"Quidditch is an extremely rough but very popular semi-contact sport played by wizards and witches on flying broomsticks using four balls and six elevated ring-shaped goals. The game is played by two teams of seven people at the scholastic level by such wizards as the series' title character, Harry Potter, as well as regionally, and internationally between national teams, similar to football (soccer)

The two teams of seven people consist of three Chasers, two Beaters, a Keeper and a Seeker and involves four balls: a Quaffle (essentially a mundane oddly shaped ball with no magical capabilities), two Bludgers and a tiny hard to spot Golden Snitch which is the province of the seekers who spend virtually all the game time looking for the elusive mobile ball which actively hides most of the game. Thelatter three are magically self-mobile, though the Snitch is both faster and far more agile, able to twist, turn and dodge almost able to ignore inertial effects where as the two actively aggressive bludgers—which are in between sized and smaller than a cantelope but somewhat bigger and more massive than a very large grape fruit— while capable of reaching fairly high speeds can turn only gradually thus follow trajectories which are far more curvilinear when closing on a target. They spend a lot of time flying back towards the arena, when beaters bang them out and away from team mates, no better angle then being present in the momentary crises.

The Keeper guards his team's three hoops, the Chasers score goals with the Quaffle either hurled by hand, or by batting it with the end of their broom sticks or both, the bat armed Beaters keep the Bludgers (which are aggressive, self-powered, self-guided missles of limited focus but more than capable of bruising and bone-breaking attacks to all and sundry) away from their team mates and try to knock them towards players on the other team, and the Seeker seeks to find the extremely fast, hard to spot and very elusive Golden Snitch, which is quite difficult to catch even when it's in plain sight as it takes evasive action constantly.

Thus those two single balls figure directly in the scoring, where the object of the game is to score more points than one's opponent overall, before the game ends because the Golden Snitch has been caught. This phase of the game is essentially open ended and proceeds by the teams maneuvering and acting by putting the quaffle through one of the three goals defended by the other sides' "Keeper" more than the other team does to the goals defended by it's keeper. Both teams strive to build what in most other sports would be an overwhelmingly significant lead, for the game includes a built in high capacity for catching up from well behind and thus winning with a "Walk off" score using the Golden Snitch.

Each goal scored during the quaffle-play is worth ten points, and with the active distractions of the missle-like bludger's constantly zooming and attacking whomever they pass near, the beater's swooping to intercept them when they are attacking a team mate, or the evasive actions needed to dodge an undefended attack by either bludger plus the constant rough play between opposing team players jockeying and bumping for position at high speeds well up off the ground, the sport presents plenty of fast paced spectacular play for spectator satisfaction—while each team tries to build a lead of at least 160 points, for the team which catches the Snitch recieves a full hundred and fifty points and ends the game immediately. Thus the gameplay is open-ended and the game ends only when the Snitch is caught, or by mutual consent of the two team captains."

Now can we get back to the game:
Quidditch explanation is enough already.
Firstly you are supposed to win over all the houses of the school itself i.e.
These matches are not too hard.
You can practice seperately also.

The real game starts when the Quidittch World Cup starts.
The teams present are:
Germany etc. etc.

For these games the graphics are awesome, the moves brilliant, the coolest EA gameplay ever found.
The matches are just enough detailed to live in their world.
First you play as the Chaser, Beater and te Keeper.
And after 5-10 minutes, its your turn to be the seeker, which is the most difficult part of the game.
Difficult and addictive, you have to be in track of a saturn type ring and chase the snitch, catch it before the other does.At this time the match becomes tense( My thighs always started shivering in the world cup's while catching the snitch).
Be aware of your speed meter.

If you love speed, love sports the better option is QWC.


Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire: Review

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Harry Potter and Goblet of fire: Review.
Now this one would like to have tough words from me because I had read the novel!!!And every next movie will have the same words from the die-hard readers... ther reason being uptil POA the pages were less(normal) as compared to the 4th 5th 6th.And you cannot make a 10 hour movie( can you?)So they try to mess up every damn' thing in less than 2.5 hours.Ofcourse eating up some scenes.
So what's Goblet of fire all about [Movie]:
Well it is all about the goblet of fire (cant you read the name of the movie).This time something is changed in Hogwarts studies,magic, plus The Triwizard Cup (three cool tasks)in which hogwarts plus other two schools i.e. Durmstrang and Beauxbatons have participatedThe goblet of fire is where the students (17+) put their names in for participating in the triwizard cup.Unfortunately (Fortunately) his name is found from the goblet.( he is only 14)along with Victor Krum (from Durmstrang),Fleur Delacour (from Beauxbatons),Cedric Diggory(From Hogwarts)And then the real story starts with Harry fighting all his tasks.
The first task: stealing away a dragon's egg.
The second task: Rescuing your friends(inside water)
The third task: The Maze
Let me spoil:In the third task Harry and Cedric touch The triwizard cup at the same time which is actually a portkey (better than those ugly shoes)to the graveyard from where Cedric dies,Voldemort arise and Harry cries(will you laugh when you arm is tore off for your enemy) and then a ferocious battle(What ferocious,yelling standing with a green and red light, three souls boasting bullshit) takes place where Harry like a brave (coward) runs off with Cedric.
Actually it was a web spinned by Barty Crouch Jr.(death eater...deaths are yummy) who was with Voldemort.He had became Mad-eye Moody by drinking the potion.He had put harry's name in Goblet of fire so that Voldemort can have the same blood of harry.(Cant you simply say harry to donate his blood)In the end he's caught red handed and... and everybody's home.
What is swallowed up:
1. You had a nice Hermoine who was doing social service for many many nice house elves so that they should get paid for servicing but she was ignored by both the elves and the students.
2. Leprechauns and dances werent required instead showing a whole damn' match of quidittch final would be better( WB no brains for this)
3. Showing Rita Skeeter as a bug and being caught up.
Well every one had a reason, for this stuff an extra million was required( now who'll pay that?)

Coolest Scene: The whole first task is amazing!!!
Craziest Scene: Like mongooses, then watch out Malfoy when he become sone.
Coolest Creature: The nominees were Mad -eye Moody for everything, Voldemort for nose, and those sea-creatures.Well the winner is Voldemort... his nose is so cool(can hardly be seen), and his movements Oh! Babe...Was this the Voldemort you looked for?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban:Review

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban: Review
When i watched this one for the first time i thought what a headache!The second time the headache began to get recovered and the third time oh relief! i understood what the movie is all about.(You may have suffered or will be suffered like this)
Well its all about ofcourse the Prisoner of Askaban which is ugly by face and dress-up---Mr. Sirius Black and people believe that he was from one of the faithful persons of you-know-who(much long name)and he is in search of Harry.And later on it is discovered that Professor Lupin who saved Harry from the Dementors(creatures wearing a black bed-sheet over them) who becomes a were wolf on moonlit nights(revealed later) is in contact with Sirius Black, who wasnt actually the killer, it was Peter Pettigrew( the ugliest Yuck) or Wormtail(whom harry found in Marauder's map- google earth) who had became a rat(Scabbers) of Ron by animagus and for which ron had to be injured by Sirius in his dog-form.He was the on who was with the dark lord.Then whatever happens Sirius decides to kill PP. Fisrt lupin appears and they do bad things then snape appears he's thrashed away.Lupin gives clearance. Harry decides Dementors are more suitable for such bullshit, they thrash him out, he runs ,Lupin turns into a werewolf by seeing the mooon, he could differntiate between friend and foe, dog and wolf foght.Someone gave a call to the wolf and he ran, Sirius lay somewere on the ice, and harry came to help, Dementors start having feast drinking souls( yummy souls) till some blue dot appears from his mouth.Harry spells the Patronus charm to throw them away and he too fades until a deer appears on the other side who harry thinks is his father.Both faint,Sirius is back in prison.Hoped this was the end but this was just the beginning.

This is the first movie where you hear Voldemort's name not see him.And thats refreshing and head aching, that Harry and Hermoine go back in the previous time to save both Black and Buckbeak(forgot to name this extremely important character which is half-horse half-bird.).(Buckbeak had to be killed because he broke malfoy's arm)They stop his death by returning back in the time using time turner of hermoine who had became genius from it only. And do the extremely essential(beating themselves,howling and bullshit .Harry was himself the deer) things that is to save Black and the Buckbeak, both are saved finally and finally my headache seems to get over(which you may have got after reading this).
Crazy Scene: This one has most of the crazy scenes including ride of the Knight Bus,Dursley's sister Marge's float and more..., but the winner is Marge's fatty float which is caused by Harry's anger.(The scenes so crazy see it to believe it)

Cool Scene: The nominees were Hermoine's Punch and Buckbeak's ride, but i give points to hermoine because it was simply cooooool

Bore: That Trelawney

Coolest Creature: No guesss for that its BuckBeak

Harry Potter and the chamber of the secrets

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Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets: Review
Much darker, must exciting than the previous one.
Same appearances but this one is more thrilling and horrifying than HPSS.

The story:
Starts from an house elf-Dobby stopping harry to visit Hogwarts due to a "reason"The reason being that the chamber of secrets has been opened up.(by ofcourse... later on).Okay Okay it has been opened up by Tom riddle or you may say Tom Marvolo Riddle or you may say I am Lord
Voldemort . Actually a memory of him in a diary creates chaos by almost killing some bad blooded students
(muggle students) who see into in the eye of a big snake who is present inside the chamber of secret, who is a
pet of Voldemort.And he is doing this with the help of Jinny Weasely(controlled by him).
I told you the spoilers not the story .Whatever...,

Coolest scene: The climax when Harry kills the snake using the Godric Grifffindor's sword.
Craziest scene: When Harry falls off from his broomstick and breaks his bone, Lockheart's spell...crazy
Coolest Creature: Dobby the house elf (other nominees were the snake and the spider)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone.

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Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone: Review.
This was the first movie who spilled the magic all over the world with the little shabby specy guy named as Harry Potter.
And the best one according to me.
If the second one had suspense,third one had puzzle,fourth one had action (magic include in all three), then the first one had all of it and it started the journey of the magical miracles.

Starring Daniel Radcliffe as Harry potter Rupert Grint as Ron Weasely and Emma Watson as Hermoine Granger( oo forgot the spelllings)
Others are Dumb-bell-door(shit the door doesnt open and the belll doesnt ring)Mc Gonagell (Resembles to Vince Mc Mahon), Snape(Snake) and Hagrid(the giant)
A Harry Potter review has to be much grand explaining terms because it has too much.Muggles(you and me) quidditch( sweeping home play).So i'll leave that.

This MPM(magic packed movie) starts with magic and ends with it.
The story is about a magical school -Hogwarts .But basically the story is all about a stone.The Sorcerer's Stone(This was the first and only HP movie till date that whose name was different from the name of the novel, because only the US name had Sorcerer's in it and the rest of the world had philosopher)A stone that produces some sort of liquid that makes you live more( near to immortal),that was the reason why Nicholas Flamel (heard this name in the movie) was 600+ yrs old (cooool) and our great villian Voldemort is in search of that damn' stone and the whole damn' movie is about that protected by a three headed dog known as fluffy.Victory over evil and soo on.Voldemort is the coolest ghost i have seen who drinks silver blood and lives in the back of a so called Professor Quarrel (i said i dont know the spelings) under his turban.

Maddest scene: no nominee for that,Dursley deserves that when he changes his house just because of letters.
Craziest scene: many nominees Longbottom's crazy broomstick ride, Fluffy's big drool on Ron,Monster's snot.
And the craziest scene is the Monster's snot, when the monster attacks Hermoine Harry saves her by putting in his magic wand in his grand nostrils (resembling hose pipes) and when he extracts, wow what a snot!Crazy.
Coolest Scene:When Harry stands on his broomstick and falls off with the Golden ball in his mouth and vomits it out.
Coolest Dialogue: The Climax one by Harry "I am going from home, not to home"(soo emotional)
[Well let me warn you I have seen this movie in Hindi without subtitles, so the dialog will be similar or not i dont know... If you want to check out it then watch the movie instead.]

Harry Potter Week!

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Have you heard of Harry Potter?
If not, you are not living on earth.
For you kind information Harry Potter is a so called wizard.
Basically a fictious character portrayed by the great writer J.K. Rowling.

Whatever as i scrolled through Google trends, Yahoo's homepage i found that Harry potter is right in the top searches going on.

The reason well is the movie and the book releasing a week later...
Its first case that i know a movie and its book releasing in 10 days and that too of the same series.
So thats the reason i am starting the H.P. Week.
For this week what is have seen about harry potter i'll review it.
So checkout for sure.

Promote Your Blog #2

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Using PUBlic Transport
If you dont use some sort of a public transport then use it for a few days.
You just need to carry your wallet for paying the fare to the bloody bus conductor
plus a big black permanent marker (very important)
Here in Jammu (where i live), mostly matadors(not bullfighter but type of a vehicle).
Now what:-
Use your biggy big marker to write at the back of the seat of the next person (infront) sitting to you.Write the URL of your blogs/website... better in bold.
Its better than writin your cell no. or your love's no(which is mostly written).

Beware of the conductor!!!hide the written stuff when he comes gor the fare.
If he sees the understandable bullshit either he'll throw you out or let you be in,
if he sees you in, he'll let you wipe the back of seat, if he loves your work he'll make you a permanent servant.

Well who the hell has time to stare around.
Dont worry get going

Crazy Patterns

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Introducing Crazy Patterns...
O.kay O.kay i have explored something fishy.I
ts fishy because its an easy way to draw a fish
.with two opposite angular brackets,three brackets,one colion and another angular bracket gives you a cute looking fish.

Another discovery not by me,but while chatting with a friend Ashwini
Did you know that gmail/gtalk isnt so silly that it will have no audibles,smileys (its silly for audibles though).These are just like crap in Gtalk but cool in Gmail.(i.e. is Gmail's Chat)I wont show you the preview because preview will create laziness in you.So checkout these:-
:) Mr. Happy
:( Mr. Sad
<3Heart There are many more to try out...
Another one (neither by me nor by my friend but a website)
Type "Q33NY" without these two thorns(whatever they are called at as trop he).The font size being the highest (72 is cool)The font being Windgdings.
Check it out! 9/11 live!

Google Geared Up!!!

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Things are changing...
Online and offline gaps are shrinking day by day.
The reason is the same reason thats hot in the air... net air
The big G... Google.
The google has geared up, not literally but this is the name of their new application known as Google Gears.
Now what the hell's that?
Its what will revolutionise the net... Many of the applications,sites would work offline including the gmail
(How can google forget its son!).
And... Google Gears is a son only for now (Beta is Son in Hindi)i.e. its first beta has released only.
(Dont worry beta's run, your gtalk is still in beta mode,hope the google search engine isnt beta after so much years)
But i still dont understand why google is interested in bringing the whole web to the desktop.
First Google Desktop! and now Google Gears!
Whatever its overall a benefit for home users who are sick in bed (like me) after discovering the bills that the ghost of the internet threw at them.
(By the way I heard that google has a plan to bring up an operating system GHOST in their big brain)

Promote Ur Blog ->1

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These bloody trucks steal away,cut across the wires of my teelphone that it R.I.P. for these days.
Soorry for this damn' delay.
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So Lets start up something new.
Promote Ur Blog(PUB) series (Series of CrAzY but CooL tips)
getting started with "GET SOCIALISED"

Have you ever visited a social networking site... or never visited a social networking site.
Or you have never visited a social networking site. The latter one will be mostly no.
Whatever, mostly accounts are puffed in without any reason.Just to boast 'i have more social networking sites than you'.
Taking an example of Orkut.
After making atleast a crappy cent friends- the message seen on thje scraps are still are-
'Hello,hi fine if not, drink wine' and some useless forwarded messages.
Just sign up @ Orkut ,make your mark ,will take little time.
Its better you search for a person having maximum number of friends, whose scrapbook gets updated every damn' second.
Send him/her a cool scrap to promote your blog like...
Your tech brain will soon crash if you dont forward this message to 10 or more people"

It is better to scrap then message.
The reasons being:-
1.The message is read (mostly not read) by a single person.
2.The scraps are read by any one who visits the persons scrapbook.

So try scrappimg on the most flooded scrapbooks.

Its better you join the BLOGGER GAME.
send your blogs every day, rate and get rated.Visit and get visited.

And dont forget to mention your blog url in your profile.