Get your hands dirty with Google's TiSP

Google is back again with something unbelievable unthought...Google TiSP
What the hell it is?
Google TiSP is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your(get your hands dirty) commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
To attract you Google says:-
It is:
Free, fast and highly reliable
Easy to install -- takes just minutes
Vacuum-sealed to prevent water damage

Whatever it is if you are trying to be plumber,can stuff your head in your commode,can stop shitting for your connection.
Try it... its only for you