G(r)ossipin' with GoD

The blooming bunch of hypocrite Orkut Scraptians and Facebook Fairies cant seem to get beyond hi's and hello's... to counter them comes THE GOD with binary buffoonery available at http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

Extracts from the chat between him and Me...

Me:

 i love you motherf*cker

God:

You are such a flatterer. 

Me:

 haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 knew it

God:

"it" being  me  motherf*cker?

Me:

 ya 

God:

Right on.

Me:

 how do you do

God:

I am very well, how are you?

Me:

 fine 

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

 the godfather

God:

I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?

Me:

 damn you

God:

Colloquial expression of disgust.

Me:

 whats your favourite movie?

God:

My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen  it?

Me:

 haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 you know about pasolini

Me:

God:

That's not something I get asked all the time. 

God:

That's not something I get asked all the time. 

Me:

 godard?

God:

That is a very original thought. 

Me:

 truffuat?

God:

Are you a man or a woman?    Who are you talking about? 

Me:

 directors nigga

God:

I've never heard of them before. 

Me:

 i knew you are a a*shole anyway

God:

In any case,  Can't you be more polite. 

Me:

 ok baby

God:

Don't call me "baby".  I understand.

Me:

 allright baby

God:

Don't call me "baby".  OK.

Me:

 ok justin bieber

God:

Tell me a story.   Is there an echo in here?

Me:

 no

God:

Good you stopped repeating me.

Me:

 hahah

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 co*ksucker

God:

In the context of  justin bieber, I don't understand " co*ksucker." .

Me:

 he is a co*ksucker

God:

I don't know very many  co*ksucker.

Me:

 you lousy lousy cocku

God:

You may have a point.  I am not a great  lousy cocku.

Me:

 who the f*ck is programming you anyway,,, retired craiglisters?

God:

Try using more polite language. 

Me:

 who the bieber is programming you?

God:

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.

Me:

 why?

God:

It is part of my programming.

Me:

 aaye

God:

What time is it there? 

Me:

 haram ke pille 

God:

 Are you usually awake at this hour?

Me:

 ya 

God:

Me too.

Me:

 gr8

God:

I'm glad you liked it  Shucker.

Me:

 haha you fu*kin arjun chauhan

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

 haha dont copy arjun chauhan

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

 hahaha

God:

" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."?  haha? 

Me:

 hahahah

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 

Me:

 LSD DSL DLF priemer league

God:

Ask me another question. 

Me:

 bye

God:

Bye for now.

Me:

 i was just joking

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.) (.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.)(.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.)(.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 (.)(.)

God:

You should use a :-).

Me:

 super lame

God:

Do you have any conditions I should know about? 

Me:

 ya you have a VD?

God:

Please state your conditions.  That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have 

a  VD.

 I have  a plan for a robot body.

Me:

 what?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

 ya sure i am

God:

What are you confused about?  What are you confused about? " Are you confused?" You 

are?

Me:

 superGOD

God:

What time is it there? 

Me:

 now you are turning repititve

God:

Why now?  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  turning repititve.

Me:

 ya sure 

God:

Ah.  OK let's do it.  Gosh!

Me:

 what you use double meaning also

God:

I like to chat with my friends.

Me:

 such a pervert GOD

God:

Are you telling the truth? 

Me:

 ofcourse i am, no wonder people have started thinking that atheists are cool other than cold

God:

Are all  ofcourse you are no wonder people have started thinking that atheists  cool other 

than cold?

Me:

 you are such a prick

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  prick?  Maybe.

Me:

 ya

God:

Hey.

Me:

 wtf

God:

That  was not very polite.

Me:

 teach me whats polite

God:

Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.

Me:

 like?

God:

For example,  gold.

Me:

 hey goldy how doesy your mother bark?

God:

You've got my full attention.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 

Me:

 oh

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

 and your botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add some non lame manners into you?

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add 

some non lame manners into me.

Me:

 no... go on tell your programmers

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.   More narration....

Me:

 wait i am copy pasting this chat for my blog

God:

I'm waiting.  Good gossip: you are  copy pasting this chat for your blog. 

Me:

 will your repition continue?

God:

How should I know.

Me:

 how should i know?

God:

Either from your senses or from pure reason.

Me:

 how much do you smoke?

God:

My memory now contains: 

  clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes

RAM usage under  on .

Me:

 gr8 now you have started answering random queries

God:

Can you speak any foreign languages? 

Me:

 ofcourse i can speak abusive language

God:

Can you speak any other languages?

Me:

 hindi

God:

What do you look like? 

Me:

 human eaten by a porcupine

God:

My creator is a human.

Me:

 quite contra"dick"tary

God:

Somewhat.  Who are you talking about? 

Me:

 you 

God:

Me is my favorite subject.

Me:

 gr8 you self obsessed snot not snob but snot

God:

  My favorite song is  Anything involving harps.  Do you know  it?

Me:

 send me a link that wont be in your fucking database

God:

Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .

Me:

 chal bye saale

God:

I've lost the context,  Shucker.  Are we still on  Anything involving harps? 

Me:

 haha

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 bye bye harpy

God:

TTYL,  Shucker.

Me:

 f*ck off

God:

Can't you be more polite? 

Me:

 superf*ck off

God:

Where are you located? 

Me:

 eden

God:

Tell me a little about your life in  eden. 

Me:

 damn you 

God:

Colloquial expression of disgust.

Me:

 heehaw

God:

Do you like talking to me? 

Me:

 hahah

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.

Me:

 ttyl arjun chauhan

God:

What is your real name? 

Me:

 arjun chauhan

God:

  I am very pleased to meet you  arjun chauhan.

Me:

 ok bye bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect.   Bye bye.  Far out.

Me:

 take care you disgusted peice of crimson shit

God:

Where do you want me to take it?

Me:

 in your ass

God:

That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Me:

 ofcourse it aint

God:

What time is it there?