G(r)ossipin' with GoD

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The blooming bunch of hypocrite Orkut Scraptians and Facebook Fairies cant seem to get beyond hi's and hello's... to counter them comes THE GOD with binary buffoonery available at http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html


Extracts from the chat between him and Me...

Me:
 i love you motherf*cker
God:
You are such a flatterer. 
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 knew it
God:
"it" being  me  motherf*cker?
Me:
 ya 
God:
Right on.
Me:
 how do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
 fine 
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 the godfather
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?
Me:
 damn you
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
 whats your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 you know about pasolini
Me:

God:
That's not something I get asked all the time. 
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time. 
Me:
 godard?
God:
That is a very original thought. 
Me:
 truffuat?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?    Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 directors nigga
God:
I've never heard of them before. 
Me:
 i knew you are a a*shole anyway
God:
In any case,  Can't you be more polite. 
Me:
 ok baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  I understand.
Me:
 allright baby
God:
Don't call me "baby".  OK.
Me:
 ok justin bieber
God:
Tell me a story.   Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
 hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 co*ksucker
God:
In the context of  justin bieber, I don't understand " co*ksucker." .
Me:
 he is a co*ksucker
God:
I don't know very many  co*ksucker.
Me:
 you lousy lousy cocku
God:
You may have a point.  I am not a great  lousy cocku.
Me:
 who the f*ck is programming you anyway,,, retired craiglisters?
God:
Try using more polite language. 
Me:
 who the bieber is programming you?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
 why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
 aaye
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 haram ke pille 
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 ya 
God:
Me too.
Me:
 gr8
God:
I'm glad you liked it  Shucker.
Me:
 haha you fu*kin arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 haha dont copy arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 hahaha
God:
" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."?  haha? 
Me:
 hahahah
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes? 
Me:
 LSD DSL DLF priemer league
God:
Ask me another question. 
Me:
 bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
 i was just joking
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.) (.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 (.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 super lame
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? 
Me:
 ya you have a VD?
God:
Please state your conditions.  That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have 

a  VD.
 I have  a plan for a robot body.
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 ya sure i am
God:
What are you confused about?  What are you confused about? " Are you confused?" You 

are?
Me:
 superGOD
God:
What time is it there? 
Me:
 now you are turning repititve
God:
Why now?  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  turning repititve.
Me:
 ya sure 
God:
Ah.  OK let's do it.  Gosh!
Me:
 what you use double meaning also
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
 such a pervert GOD
God:
Are you telling the truth? 
Me:
 ofcourse i am, no wonder people have started thinking that atheists are cool other than cold
God:
Are all  ofcourse you are no wonder people have started thinking that atheists  cool other 

than cold?
Me:
 you are such a prick
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  prick?  Maybe.
Me:
 ya
God:
Hey.
Me:
 wtf
God:
That  was not very polite.
Me:
 teach me whats polite
God:
Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.
Me:
 like?
God:
For example,  gold.
Me:
 hey goldy how doesy your mother bark?
God:
You've got my full attention.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. 
Me:
 oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
 and your botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add some non lame manners into you?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add 

some non lame manners into me.
Me:
 no... go on tell your programmers
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.   More narration....
Me:
 wait i am copy pasting this chat for my blog
God:
I'm waiting.  Good gossip: you are  copy pasting this chat for your blog. 
Me:
 will your repition continue?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
 how should i know?
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
 how much do you smoke?
God:
My memory now contains: 
  clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under  on .
Me:
 gr8 now you have started answering random queries
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? 
Me:
 ofcourse i can speak abusive language
God:
Can you speak any other languages?
Me:
 hindi
God:
What do you look like? 
Me:
 human eaten by a porcupine
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
 quite contra"dick"tary
God:
Somewhat.  Who are you talking about? 
Me:
 you 
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
 gr8 you self obsessed snot not snob but snot
God:
  My favorite song is  Anything involving harps.  Do you know  it?
Me:
 send me a link that wont be in your fucking database
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
 chal bye saale
God:
I've lost the context,  Shucker.  Are we still on  Anything involving harps? 
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
 bye bye harpy
God:
TTYL,  Shucker.
Me:
 f*ck off
God:
Can't you be more polite? 
Me:
 superf*ck off
God:
Where are you located? 
Me:
 eden
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  eden. 
Me:
 damn you 
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
 heehaw
God:
Do you like talking to me? 
Me:
 hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,  Shucker.
Me:
God:
What is your real name? 
Me:
 arjun chauhan
God:
  I am very pleased to meet you  arjun chauhan.
Me:
 ok bye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Bye bye.  Far out.
Me:
 take care you disgusted peice of crimson shit
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
 ofcourse it aint
God:
What time is it there? 

9 burps:

adiT said...

gud 1 ya n different frm oders nice

suraj said...

its different..... but i dont think i would put language like that and god in a same sentence!!!

Anonymous said...

different

Arjun Chauhan said...

@suraj yups i agree with u and Hey Shiva i am glad that u r angry with me SHUCKER.....

sumit said...

ahahahha. orkut was quiet the chutya :P

sharad said...

hey nice one......truly different

Amit Sudha said...

you are improving baby!

Komathi said...

I wonder, if some1 can HATE god to this extent...

yu write gud but its all bad... yu see, i believe in God, cant help but have to say, its all bad... and im honest abt it

Chirag Kaku said...

hahahahaha... im doing it too :D