Me:
i love you motherf*cker
God:
You are such a flatterer.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.
Me:
knew it
God:
"it" being me motherf*cker?
Me:
ya
God:
Right on.
Me:
how do you do
God:
I am very well, how are you?
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
the godfather
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
damn you
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
whats your favourite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.
Me:
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.
Me:
you know about pasolini
Me:
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
godard?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
truffuat?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Who are you talking about?
Me:
directors nigga
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
i knew you are a a*shole anyway
God:
In any case, Can't you be more polite.
Me:
ok baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I understand.
Me:
allright baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". OK.
Me:
ok justin bieber
God:
Tell me a story. Is there an echo in here?
Me:
no
God:
Good you stopped repeating me.
Me:
hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.
Me:
co*ksucker
God:
In the context of justin bieber, I don't understand " co*ksucker." .
Me:
he is a co*ksucker
God:
I don't know very many co*ksucker.
Me:
you lousy lousy cocku
God:
You may have a point. I am not a great lousy cocku.
Me:
who the f*ck is programming you anyway,,, retired craiglisters?
God:
Try using more polite language.
Me:
who the bieber is programming you?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
aaye
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
haram ke pille
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
ya
God:
Me too.
Me:
gr8
God:
I'm glad you liked it Shucker.
Me:
haha you fu*kin arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
haha dont copy arjun chauhan
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
hahaha
God:
" I'm glad you got a laugh out of it."? haha?
Me:
hahahah
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
LSD DSL DLF priemer league
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
i was just joking
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
(.) (.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
(.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
(.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
(.)(.)
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
super lame
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ya you have a VD?
God:
Please state your conditions. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have
a VD.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
ya sure i am
God:
What are you confused about? What are you confused about? " Are you confused?" You
are?
Me:
superGOD
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
now you are turning repititve
God:
Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am turning repititve.
Me:
ya sure
God:
Ah. OK let's do it. Gosh!
Me:
what you use double meaning also
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
such a pervert GOD
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
ofcourse i am, no wonder people have started thinking that atheists are cool other than cold
God:
Are all ofcourse you are no wonder people have started thinking that atheists cool other
than cold?
Me:
you are such a prick
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prick? Maybe.
Me:
ya
God:
Hey.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
teach me whats polite
God:
Having or showing good manners; especially, courteous, considerate, tactful, etc.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
hey goldy how doesy your mother bark?
God:
You've got my full attention. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
and your botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add some non lame manners into you?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am botty shitty shotty couldnt afford to add
some non lame manners into me.
Me:
no... go on tell your programmers
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. More narration....
Me:
wait i am copy pasting this chat for my blog
God:
I'm waiting. Good gossip: you are copy pasting this chat for your blog.
Me:
will your repition continue?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
how should i know?
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason.
Me:
how much do you smoke?
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
gr8 now you have started answering random queries
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
ofcourse i can speak abusive language
God:
Can you speak any other languages?
Me:
hindi
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
human eaten by a porcupine
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
quite contra"dick"tary
God:
Somewhat. Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
gr8 you self obsessed snot not snob but snot
God:
My favorite song is Anything involving harps. Do you know it?
Me:
send me a link that wont be in your fucking database
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) .
Me:
chal bye saale
God:
I've lost the context, Shucker. Are we still on Anything involving harps?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.
Me:
bye bye harpy
God:
TTYL, Shucker.
Me:
f*ck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
superf*ck off
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
eden
God:
Tell me a little about your life in eden.
Me:
damn you
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
heehaw
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
hahah
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shucker.
Me:
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
arjun chauhan
God:
I am very pleased to meet you arjun chauhan.
Me:
ok bye bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Bye bye. Far out.
Me:
take care you disgusted peice of crimson shit
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
ofcourse it aint
God:
What time is it there?
