Eleventh Sucks!!!

ELEVENTH SUCKS BIG TIME!

Why does it always feels like that the previous class rocked, and the current one sucks ( most people say, may be not but hell I say it)

I am in the 11th grade for more than half a year, and it seems that I am rusting and decaying in the walls of 11th for more than a lifetime., though my text books and refreshers refuse to agree… some display their dew-fresh untouched pages (they aren’t wet) and some torn apart (I don’t blame myself for testing the effects of gravity on them, in fact damn CBSE and NCERT for the screwed up quality of the books, the books with the hologram)

My perspective towards studying/cramming changed a lot in the past few years. My favorite subjects switched their positions, from Science to S.St to English to IT to nothing.

Even though I have chosen Sciences-Non Medical (forcibly) it is hard for me to digest more than one paragraph at a time.

My most hated and dreaded subject from the last decade used to be Mathematics, until Science took an unexpected turn and absorbed numbers and gave birth to the two new demons in the Science, The Chemistry and The Physics, where the fusion of the numericals and the good old concepts took place.

And now Physics and Chemistry have taken more grim avatars, their books might not be king sized but the reference books that may not enhance your mind but regular lifting and dropping of it may enhance your biceps.

In fact Physics and Chemistry have formed new definitions in my screwed up mind.

Physics: Baat ka Batangarh Banana (Making a mountain out of mole hill).The concepts which were sometimes interesting for me have turned into crappy derivations with triple x’s and y’s v1’s and v2’s and lot of weird greek alphabets that keep on getting add as constants.

Eg: If something falls, according to physics “OMG it can fall! Let’s put some g’s and G’s over it”


Chemistry: If it was fiction it could be much better but alas it’s a collect of false facts and hypothetical bullshittin’ concepts that were given by drunk homo-genius scientists. Chemistry is a whole damn’ branch of lying on lies.

Eg: A dog Is peeing @ a pole , according to chemistry it is pouring some H2O on Fe

With tremendous increase in the stinkin’ tendencies of Physics and Chemistry, The fear of Maths has reduced somewhat.

LONG DIE P.C.M.

13 burps:

Hashan Hazarika said...

Freak...thats true buddy

VIDYA said...

Hehe...Trust me,it feels like you have the lousiest life in the world when you're preparing for all the competitive exams,but you'll grow out of the prejudice...give it some more time...maybe another half a year. :)

susan manoj, artude.com said...

Your ideas and executions are nice...Congrats!!!!

JaLpArI said...

lolz......
dont worry, you'll love 11th once u enter 12th.. :P
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS....

Anonymous said...

Complete idiot

ABH** said...

you are right ...........

amITsingh said...

felt like deja vu might have added a little grudge to maths as i hated it and still hate it the most.. maths has screwed all over me many a time in school , then in IIT jee and now again in collg

FRECKIN HATE MATHS.

the illustration of "lets add G to it " was real damn genius of you.....

write more often

sumit said...

You hate maths..:(
Please die

Cursed♪♫ said...

Hey!
Wow!
Your great in making cartoons !! :)

Dan* said...

lol....

dont worry u will get the hang of it :D

nice picture u put :D

Suyash said...

he he nice!

IK said...

very true...

after 10th, 11th feels really hard.
I guess you are now probabply preparing for your 12th exam so best of luck

tera blog padh ke mood fresh ho gaya :)

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