Browsers Without Internet!

In the last post i mentioned about the browser brawls.
But all these browser brawls are meaningless...crap... if there is no internet connection!

But the browsers have already prepared themsleves for such mess... by giving crap messages...
different but frustrating!

First and Foremost comes the Internet Explorer with "Cannot Find Server"
-right enough!
Firefox vomits "Address not found" - Crap on You! You cant find Google!
Would Firefox get web attacks if it stated "Server Not Found" ?

The least crapped and most relevant message is of Safari.
It doesnt atleast torture the user with useless bullshit!

Opera yells "Could not locate remote server" but in the end gives the same lame bullshit that firefox farted!

Chrome should be beaten the hell out with chrome objects... for not obeying its master!
It bloats "The webpage is not available" to the same google that gave him birth.
It later says that his father has died... or maY have moved to some new place!
Pity on Chrome!

Thanks for tolerating this senseless shit...
If your mind is not full of shit... make sure to click them to enlarge them
because normal eye sight wont allow you to see whats written after the titles

Browser Brawls

Few months ago it was Mozilla Firefox 3,
few days ago it was Google Chrome, that stole the attention as well as some of the hard disk space of many of the internet users.
As the so called internet "content" is growing... how can the browsers sit back.
With the increasing number of web browsers, the competition is getting fierce, freakin' fierce.
Although the battle/brawl/war (usage) continues to be won by Internet Explorer ( just because it comes preloaded with microsoft windows).
The real winner is of course Firefox, because it is promoted like hell with different widgets, ads supporting.

For Internet Explorer,
I dont hate it, i dont love it, and i dont update it, because in the end i always return to the good old internet explorer 6 because of my years of experience with it.

And Firefox,
I dont understand why the hell people are so affectionate/crazy about it, if security is the concern...i dont damn think so... it gave my a computer a cool present known as spyware...
its adventures are stated here. Also it doesnt block most of the pop up poops...
Well, its not that bad (because i am using it now) because and only because of the so called Add-ons, another reason being the Spell Check, which is a great feature for me as i am the king of the typos and you might have noticed that in many of my posts( if you would have the guts to read them).
And finally the add-ons that make it similar to Opera.

The other browser in the race and in my PC is Safari from Apple.
Its neither my default browser nor the browser which i use frequently, it has got a reason and a good damn' reason.

The reason: to access "good" magazines for free.
Thanks to Labnol for that!!

Google's Chrome is just too new to make its mark... and its just doesnt have so many features as compared to other web browsers.
Its just simple and cool and in beta. (That's what Google is known for simple and cool stuff... and years of keeping it as beta... Orkut is still in beta.)
The damn' things i feel in it are no menu bar... thought it may be their take at innovation...
i think it just a mistake!

And finally the browser which i l♥ve...
Opera
Though its current status is uninstalled, the interface, the speed-dial, the mouse-gestures, the "key" used to save password, the themes according to me simply rock...
whereas the only thing that i hated in it was frequent crashes and slow start up times.
which deserved to be bashed up with rocks.



Finally a browser is a browser.
Features will only get added, the main motive of the browsers is to surf the wide wicked web of internet...
full of crap...

J&K Land Row Cartoon

If you have got news channels bumming into your homes, then you might have heard about the news reagrding the month long J&K protests regarding the land which was given to/taken away from Shri Amarnath Shrine Board (S.A.S.B)

(The reason why i know about this news is most probably that, i live in Jammu....and the earlier phase of it[ending june] cancelled my holidays to Srinagar.)

I wished to take some snaps of the agitation...the revolts...the protests...

but as a normal middle class camera owner, i care for my camera too.

(Another reason being i just couldnt get the opportunity to see the real "thing" happening)

So i decided why not to make a cartoon over this entire problem

(whatever you call it...for me its free freakin' holidays)

Dont kill me as this is my first political cartoon.

The Meaning:

Well, unfortunately this meaningless cartoon does have a meaning.

1. K stands for Kashmir and J stands for Jammu (Hope you had this much of brain).

2. Big ants stand for the ploiticians... and small for the people, who are ready to sacrifice for the big ants.

3. Thhe center of the cartoon i.e. "S.A.S.B.ahu"

where S.A.S.B stands for Shri Amarnath Shrine Board.

And it also means that differences have been cropped up between Sas (mother-in-law) and Bahu(daughter-in-law), where Sas stands for kashmir as it is bigger in size, dominating and the desicions are going in her favour and Bahu ofcourse is jammu for the opposite reasons.

Hope you got what the cartoon is all about...

please rate and burp out your views about this cartoon.

The Making:

I had made this cartoon on my drawing pad... and made an attempt to capture them via my DCR-HC46E( I dont have a scanner).

Unfortunately the pencil stokes were dull enough to be seen. So i had to get back to Flash5, but i didnt wasted the image that i had captured...

So i redraw it all over again on Flash5( on the image outline).

Then i took its screen shot editted it a little in paint (the little means adding up my links at the top)

And then i though that realistic fire and smoke would be better.

So i popped up Photoshop.

Edited the image via Eye Candy 4000 plugin...(by applying blur, fire and smoke effects)

and here it is, the cartoon is ready to be stared and criticised.

BX off ... Spyware on...

Finally I could change my blogger theme and got rid of those annoying Bx's...
by manually deleting the widgets. And I got a new 'cool' theme for my blog.
(Please burp out wheather you liked the new theme or not)
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Firefox, the so called most secure browser of the world has always been unlucky to me.Whenever its on my PC, spywares always strikes my computer.
This time the so called so secure browser has done the harm itself by screwing up my computer with 15 f'in spywares, malwares, trojans etc etc... and still it is the most loved, most downloaded, most appreciated browser!.

Thank God, the good old Spybot- Search n' Destroy removed 12 of them...
but still The so called "Smitfraud BS.c" malware is kicking the ass off my computer.
It has eaten up my screensavers, wallpapers...
By giving me a precious wallpaper that i saved as a memory.

iPhone Interactive!!!

Iphone, which revolutionized the cell phone... the smartphone... the touch screen has finally (ok its a couple of months) jumped into 3G market by launching iPhone 3G.

Some dont have iPhone as they cant afford it... and some because it isnt available in their countries yet (i am the one of them and may be you) and some may not be interested in the iShit at all...

Well I am and that matters...

After offering you my attempts at the "iPhone Experience"

I give you the more detailed and more cool experience (i wished i could be the one who could develop it... but beacuse of lack of HLL knoweledge andlack of time i couldnt)

THE IPHONE INTERACTIVE...

is what may experience almost 20% of handling a iphone...

Try it & TryPhone