TOUR DE TRANCE

The cloud cushions of the Gods grinned at us – pass the first person – They continued grinning at us – NO FIRST PERSON, YOU AIN’T FUCKIN’ CHETAN BHAGAT.

Hanuman and Ganesh statues looked down at the sight of 12 BJMC students, sane enough to arrange a bonfire amidst a hill – and that too when the sun was playing hide and seek with the clouds. The cushion clouds moved to and fro. The Gods could feel the jerks on their heads. Hanuman turned angry. He grabbed one of the clouds, messed it up, transformed it into a camera and captured the BJMC students in a group photograph with all those forced smiles that could scare away the kids of peacocks. In fact it did scare a few of them. Half of them fled away because of the sound generated by the shutter, the flash was even worse. In normal terminology, it could be called “lightning”.

The BJMC students looked at each other in amazement, focusing on the hair, focusing on the “late hair”. The updated their facebook relationship status to “widowed”.

While returning down the hill, they found some Ghost Rider, whose name wasn’t Nicholas Cage. His name sparkled on his chest – Kilojoule Mehta. The rain which immediately occurred after the snapshot washed away the hair that made most of the students itch like bitch… and extinguished Kilojoule’s fire – He was draped in four colours namely Red, Blue, Black, and Green.

‘Sorry but I am totally a media person’ he roared and acted like Kane as the four lights sprang out of his arm pits and pubic pit(s). Red, Blue, Black, Green exhaled their presence. Even the heavy rainfall couldn’t wash off his colours. ‘See, I emerged from some place called FART (Fake Allahabad Radio Transmitters) and all I wanted to say was that whenever you find some security  guard, traffic policeman, engineer, doctor, prostitute, cricket player, Chauhan or even the goddamn’ prime minister – don’t argue, remember don’t argue, just say sorry and fuck off’

‘Both sorry and fuck off?’ replied one curiously retarded girl, nibbling her chappals.

‘No, no, no, no, no …seriously, are you media persons or what? Say sorry and then leave, isn’t that called fuck off in Queen’s English?’

‘No’ replied a curiously frustrated guy beating the hell out of himself with a leather belt.

‘Fuck it then’ mentioned Mehta.

‘Sir, what if he doesn’t talk to us and we don’t talk to him?’ queried another curiously hallucinated girl.

‘First stop being a feminist, he might not always be he, he could also turn out to be she or hee hee or even chi chi. Think before you speak’. She nodded. ‘And you need to interact with everybody; journalists interact with everyone – from grasshoppers to tortoises to Bani G or Vani J or whatever.

All nodded lunatically.

‘Start your conversations with sorry and end them with sorry. That’s the basic essence of journalism. YOU MUST APOLOGIZE FOR YOU GODDAMN’ EXISTENCE’

‘Ho gaya? ’ one guy asked, with curiosity levels smooching Bachendri Pal.

‘No,no,no I was actually searching for a bush to… you know’ smirked Kilojoule.

All nodded.

‘A thorn to clear the residue left over, and of course rainfall if the thorn doesn’t work, and the thorn can be painful sometimes’

Some of the students were trying to escape stealthily.

‘WAIT’ he cried.

The scared expression paused on their faces.

‘SORRY’ he said and ran away.

Few minutes later, they slid off the peaks, bruising their legs, arms, posterior etc.

Trudging on the Amity route, they found two local habitats, dragging their Royal Enfields. One of them was Ashoka Koka Chauhan (AKC), the other was Warden Warden (W2). W2 whistled at the sight of girls and AKC contributed his sounds in favour of boys.

‘You guys from amity, yeah?’ grunted Chauhan

‘BJMC’ face-farted W2.

‘No we are from DU’ replied a non-curious girl.

‘But DU teaches Bachelor in Journalism Honours’ interrupted Chauhan.

‘Then we must be from Amity only’ replied a depressed guy pulling his nose hair.

‘Chalo then, we’ll drop you there’ insisted W2

The ever so diplomatic BJMC students agreed at once. One guy stood at each rear end of the bike, tied a mutual metallic rakhi connecting the bike with the waist. They formed a semicircle with intermingled herd of boys and girls shouting ‘Chuk Chuk’ and dragging their semicircular trains as the super-rogues sped up.

Within seconds, the group reached the threshold of Room No. 302, without changing the semicircular shape. Before they could get in the classroom, Bani G/ Vani J stepped out and blocked the door.

‘KEYWORD PLEASE’ she uttered in a Rajnikantish Robot tone.

‘Chabad Chabad’
‘ENTER’

‘Cutiepa’
‘ENTER’

‘Arshiritis’
‘OUT’

‘Arshiritis’
‘OUT’

‘Pokemon’
‘ENTER’

‘Culture is Vulture’
‘ENTER’

‘You are a bitch’
‘PLEASE ENTER’

‘Tadpole Tortilla’
‘ENTER’

‘Moose lotions’
‘ENTER’

‘Bhen ki bahu’
‘ENTER’

‘Brad Pitt is Shahrukh khan’s stepmother’
‘ENTER’

‘Bwoo woo zapelley como’
‘ENTER’

‘National Chowkidars’
‘COME ON BABY’

Economic Attyachaar

Last year i was busy pretending studying, sad to know i just wrote 8 posts. This year i hope i cross my earlier limits. Wishing myself and all A HAPPY 2010.

Economic Attyachaar

A freak stammered “Ta…ta…ta…tauba tela halwa, ta…ta…ta tauba teli dal, tela eco-nomic atyachaar… Maine aal bola aal aa” and then he poked the back of his head and said “Chad gayi li hai meleko”.

While the telecom industries are busy in taking the country back to Aanas, the food prices have thrown up a projectile that seems to have lost a sense of gravity midway. And while the calls play Aana Paisa, the Rupee is rejoicing with a new member “the 10 rupee coin”. Who thought that a new coin could be a warning! So by the time the callers dry their cerebral fluids, the food prices have sprung out of the normal rupee shell competing with the dollars and pounds.

In the screwed up suspension between, the paisa and pounds, hangs the consumer naked, spreading the foul fragrance of his condition from the arm pits to the deep nose quarries. The “new” consumer is breakfasting (when will it get a deserving place in the dictionary), brunching, lunching and dining with sweet schemes like calls @ 1p/sec. and 50p/min. and other screwy schemes.

The new menu includes Juicy talks, spicy talks, sugary talks and various other cheap flavours. More the decrease in call rates, more the availability of various call cakes coagulating the GSM and CDMA networks. In fact the GSM is trying to combat with GDP!

And since 2010, there will more Dandi marches over the wounds.

Presenting the “PAGAL PREDICTIONS”:-

1)

1. The phrase “Khaate-peetey ghar ke” will soon suffocate in the deep unsaturated levels of cholesterol and will be over taken by “Bakbakiya ghar ke”. Wait a minute, isn’t “khaate peetey ghar ke” already replaced by “Six pack/ zero figure”. So “Six pack/ zero figure” will be the one eventually getting replaced by “Bakbakiya ghar ke”, ultimately getting replaced by “Hamaare pas paani hai, tumhare pas kya hai?”
   
   
   2) Gold will eventually hug food, paving the way for water.
   3) The “under-privileged” will be “over-impoverished” and the “over-privileged” will do the “zamindari “ all over again.
   4) In the political pothole, the hand will pluck the lotus, the lotus will be puking out mud all over the hand and an elephant will crush the both, resulting in a severe foot fracture. The so called “common man” from the “brick-breaking” labourers to the “brick buying/bargaining bourgeois” will sort out the bloody mass of blood and veins and crushed lotus, elephant poop to find out a “kamal-kakri” to thrash their heads over and over while they chase the bankers for food loans.

Tags: Price Rise,Telecom , Food Prices, Mehngai, price increase, price rise india, sugar price rise,

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Keyboard Scrabble

KEYBOARD SCRABBLE

Shrieking rotating chairs, shouting assholes, chattering nonsense. A so called computer lab filled with handicap students and non-handicap students  or the non handicap students that slide over the ceramic cream color tiles with the wheel chairs with little wheels. The teacher indulged in his sown horrendous duties. Boredom surrounds me. My screwed up mind vibrates. I become the devil and my workshop kick-starts.

The ancient white idiot boxes lie switched off like dormant zombies, waiting to get their asses kicked and get their bodies re-buried.

I see them, they see me and then they see my writometer. I approach them with the pen. Do hell with those 15”/17” CRT, they aren’t my target, I am interested in something that lays lower, THE KEYBOARD.

New and old, black and white keyboards lay in their graves i.e the scrolling drawers. My mind tweaked my hands, and they followed the pen to crack the code.

I inserted the pen tip, under the key to be displaced, and then under the key to be inserted, fast but stealthily. Determination, danger, will, wickedness circled my head as I played with the keys. F1,F2,F3,F4 turned SEXY and F5,F6,F7,F8 changed their sexes to become GIRL.

Not to mention the multiple keyboards I  screwed up with the “F” word.

Hell if I can do it, why not you. The most enjoyable thing about the useless Keyboard Scrabble is that it might slaughter your boredom, though it might do the same with you, if the keyboard ain’t yours. But what’s the fun if you do It on your keyboard.

The most suitable gaming parlors for Keyboard Scrabble are school computer labs, cyber cafes, friend’s/foe’s computer when he/she might not be present.

Get ready, start bashing and mashing!

!!! FIRST FAILURE !!!

Tension trailing down the head, body drenched by sweat, the atrocious chill down the spine- I always thought that the failure would be just like this and much more devastating, but last year I actually experienced the four-lettered worked which starts with ‘F’ but doesn’t end with ‘K’.

My half yearly examinations banged on with the Catastrophic Chemistry taking the lead. The question paper didn’t seem as terrible as I thought it would be, but as my pen trolled across the blank answer sheet. As the time circulated, I reckoned that just like the blank answer sheet, my brain was also blank.
Half-baked answers, otiose cheating attempts and blah blah blah. If those crazy attempts weren’t enough for my crazy head to ‘screw-up’ the puking paper, I began to draw crazy cartoons at the back of the question paper, pierced the eye balls of those cartoons with my pen and passed threads in them, and then tied over a knot around them. Devastating, crazy and true!
…and soon the three hours passed like a whiff of a wind.

Then came the Pathetic Physics, with its evil intentions. The pen was in no mood to wander across the one lined page field, as my head was blank, blanker from the damn’ beginning. No “blahs” to scribble as I ain’t good at notorious numerical and delusional derivations. Sheet by sheet children emptied, I sat still and silent with my hollow head thinking nothing, doing nothing. Was I nuts? Or was the teacher. She allowed me to cheat! Infact she asked me to cheat! , but she did that intelligent thing when the remaining time wasn’t that intelligent. In lieu of giving me the much awaited opportunity earlier, she had been asking me silly questions like “Why aren’t you doing the paper?” and I was retorting in a sillier and eco-friendly way “Just Conserving trees” I replied.
And then came the old n gold(shiny shit) yet not sold M!d@r#h$d Mathematics. Like always he greeted me a much awaited head-ache.

I again tried, tried and tried again,
Alas I came to know that I was just deep-frying my brain!

But by crook fastened with a hook, I somehow managed to shit-up the paper by scribbling over the false and fake marks with someone’s red pen, but still the marks couldn’t cross the border between the pass and fail, so I played with the total marks to cross the border line. Anyhow it worked and it didn’t. I wasn’t pass and I wasn’t fail but landed on the boundary, on the border between the pass and the fail, but the two bloody assholes waited for me there to drag me into the well of wail.
I wasn’t dead, but was I alive???

PAPER- A short movie

Last year, when my papers got over, on a boring day i decided to do something interesting, though the outcome was boring just like that day, but still i think the video is quite bearable.
So spare your 6 mins. to bear my first attempt.

Made using My Sony DCR-HC46E for recording and Windows Movie Maker for editing errors and terrors (Premiere was giving me format headaches)
Please express your burps!


Its NOT inspired from "Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets"

Eleventh Sucks!!!

ELEVENTH SUCKS BIG TIME!

Why does it always feels like that the previous class rocked, and the current one sucks ( most people say, may be not but hell I say it)

I am in the 11^th grade for more than half a year, and it seems that I am rusting and decaying in the walls of 11^th for more than a lifetime., though my text books and refreshers refuse to agree… some display their dew-fresh untouched pages (they aren’t wet) and some torn apart (I don’t blame myself for testing the effects of gravity on them, in fact damn CBSE and NCERT for the screwed up quality of the books, the books with the hologram)

My perspective towards studying/cramming changed a lot in the past few years. My favorite subjects switched their positions, from Science to S.St to English to IT to nothing.

Even though I have chosen Sciences-Non Medical (forcibly) it is hard for me to digest more than one paragraph at a time.

My most hated and dreaded subject from the last decade used to be Mathematics, until Science took an unexpected turn and absorbed numbers and gave birth to the two new demons in the Science, The Chemistry and The Physics, where the fusion of the numericals and the good old concepts took place.

And now Physics and Chemistry have taken more grim avatars, their books might not be king sized but the reference books that may not enhance your mind but regular lifting and dropping of it may enhance your biceps.

In fact Physics and Chemistry have formed new definitions in my screwed up mind.

Physics: Baat ka Batangarh Banana (Making a mountain out of mole hill).The concepts which were sometimes interesting for me have turned into crappy derivations with triple x’s and y’s v1’s and v2’s and lot of weird greek alphabets that keep on getting add as constants.

Eg: If something falls, according to physics “OMG it can fall! Let’s put some g’s and G’s over it”

Chemistry: If it was fiction it could be much better but alas it’s a collect of false facts and hypothetical bullshittin’ concepts that were given by drunk homo-genius scientists. Chemistry is a whole damn’ branch of lying on lies.

Eg: A dog Is peeing @ a pole , according to chemistry it is pouring some H₂O on Fe

With tremendous increase in the stinkin’ tendencies of Physics and Chemistry, The fear of Maths has reduced somewhat.

LONG DIE P.C.M.

Tic Tac Toe

My heart wants to post
My mind has turned compost
But i decide not to go...
instead
let you play
TIC TAC TOE

thanks nali's scrapbook

Browsers Without Internet!

In the last post i mentioned about the browser brawls.
But all these browser brawls are meaningless...crap... if there is no internet connection!

But the browsers have already prepared themsleves for such mess... by giving crap messages...
different but frustrating!

First and Foremost comes the Internet Explorer with "Cannot Find Server"
-right enough!
Firefox vomits "Address not found" - Crap on You! You cant find Google!
Would Firefox get web attacks if it stated "Server Not Found" ?

The least crapped and most relevant message is of Safari.
It doesnt atleast torture the user with useless bullshit!

Opera yells "Could not locate remote server" but in the end gives the same lame bullshit that firefox farted!

Chrome should be beaten the hell out with chrome objects... for not obeying its master!
It bloats "The webpage is not available" to the same google that gave him birth.
It later says that his father has died... or maY have moved to some new place!
Pity on Chrome!

Thanks for tolerating this senseless shit...
If your mind is not full of shit... make sure to click them to enlarge them
because normal eye sight wont allow you to see whats written after the titles

The Gr8 Windows Movie Maker

The Gr8 Windows Movie Maker

If you are a frequent and old reader of Crazyblog (which you would definitely not be), you might have noticed that the quote which I have used in many of my posts…

“The best things in the world are free, or make your pockets free”
However Windows Movie Maker fortunately doesn’t belong to latter category.


What the hell Windows Movie Maker (WMM) is:
As the name suggests, Windows Movie Maker is a cool and free utility that allows you to create movies. You can simply say (you can shut your mouth also) that WMM is a video editing software mostly used for creating nice home video e.g.:- Vacation and stuff like that.

Windows Movie Maker is preinstalled on Windows XP and Vista( may be on 98,2000 too) and the version in Windows XP SP2 is much better than that of SP1 as it has multiple transitions and effects which are sufficient for almost everyone.
You need at least 256 MB of RAM for its “good” working.
(I had tried it a 128 MB also… but it results in frequent crashes and video losses)

If you’ll “try to try it” for a little more that half an hour, you will learn its controls and working without even glancing (if an ex 13 years (now 15) student + blogger could do it then why not you)
And it’s damn’ simpler and easier to use than its rivals.

Now I am writing whatever I am typing teach you, or to persuade you (Note: I am not Microsoft’s or its nerd honcho’s servant to use this not often used utility, but simply because I like this software) to use this not often used utility for non-stereotypical purposes… i.e. video editing of marriages and vacation and shit (stuff word already used) like that.

So what the hell you can do via Windows Movie Maker:


1. Download Songs
2. Make an animation
3. Make a Presentation/ Slideshow


1. Download Songs:
You can download the songs running on your P.C. Via the method I had already mentioned in my
First post.


2. Making an Animation:
This one requires a high patience skill (which I don’t possess)

Now what the heck to do:

1. Draw Pictures (I drew on Paint), you can scan the pictures or do whatever so that they are safely in your hard disk.

2. Import these pics. To Windows Movie Maker, from Movie Tasks > Import pictures.

3. Now do the real work, i.e. drag and drop your pics. In order of appearance In the timeline/storyboard view.

4. Animation without sound is better than bullshit… So to put some sound to your animation…switch to the timeline view and Click the mike. Button (Narrate Timeline) and record your sound while the animation runs… such that the sound runs along with the frames. Or if your throat has withered up… and you don’t want to waste your precious voice for such stuff… or you just don’t have a microphone… then you can import the sound you want to run from Movie Tasks > Import audio or music, and drag it at the Audio/Music in the Timeline View. Be sure to click the sound and reduce/increase its size by dragging it with the red resizers, if your sound is too long for the animation, or your animation is too short for the sound.

5.Now, what the hell;;; save it!!!

P.S. This can be applied to the Stop-motion Videos too.

example:

3. Make a Presentation/ Slideshow:
You can also make a Presentation/Slideshow by importing all the pictures captured by you…
Just like it was done in “Making an Animation”.
But for making better slideshows, I suggest you to apply the video transitions between each picture by:
1.Selecting Video Transitions from the drop down menu at the bar below the menu bar (I always forget its name)

2.And then drag and drop the transitions between the pictures in the small boxes in the Storyboard View.

3.Then simply save your stuff.

In a presentation you will need to write your stuff in paint… and then import the pics.

The best thing about making presentations on it is that you can run your presentations/slideshows on a VCD/DVD player.

example:




There may be many other things which can be done via Windows Movie Maker…
It would be great if you will try these things out (and give the credit to me for teaching you how to do it) but it would be greater if you come up with some more things and burp back.


Get lost and start trying.



ver n’ ut

Spacebar Breakers

Spacebar the longest key, apart from being used to provide spaces in a word processor, or in ur blog is also targetted by the game makers, and especially gamers.
Though my space bar key, is not broken yet... but i like seeing other people's broken keyboards.
Well not really.
After the arrow keys, w,s,a,d and enter "space bar" is used...
and i am going to mention some games... that require extreme pressing of your space bar key, that may even lead to its breaking.

1.Gully Cricket:
This is an online version of reformed cricket that is often seen in the streets of india( mostly on sundays and curfews).
You can play it just below

even this game, has a point when, you will have to continuosly press the space bar, and keep it hitting...if you keep it hitting you survive and if you dont, your game is over... its just like a local street panga.

see the screen shot:-

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2.GTA San Andreas

Another one in my list of spacebar breakers is GTA San Andreas.

Though the whole game wont break your space bars , but workkout in the gym surely needs pissing off on your space bar keys.

It gives a very little experience of lifting those bloody dumbbells.

Checkout its screenshot below:-

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3. Shrek 2

Though this one is not as popular as GTA but this is more tougher, freakier and tenser...

I am not talking about the whole game Shrek 2, at first sight you'll think it as game of kids...

But later when you reach the "Puss in Boots" level, you will rightly feel the pain.

Satisfy yourself by viewing the screenshot below:-

Beware along with space bar many other keys are at a risk.

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And last but not the least

4. Panja Fight( Arm Wrestling)

This one is something that can kill your arm and spacebar.

This game has real visuals whi will arm wrestle with you.

This one is a must-play game if you want to break your spacebar.

Click the screenshot below to experience the game.

Examination~ The war has begun!!!

Sometimes i really think that blogger should copy the "time stamp " application from wordpress.
because when i post i most too much, and when i dont post, i dont post at all.
Sometimes it may be lack of time, some times empty brains... and NOW!!!
EXAMINATIONS!!!


All right i wanted to publish this post on 1st March... but because of the swords and knives [not literally... illiterally] hanging over my neck... and i dont think i would have the guts to post it on.

I really hoped that the much screwing cbse boards papers may have started a month later than 1 March 2008, beacause i could have excused that i though i am being april-fooled.


I had made many cartoons on examination in recent[ though i keep scribblin' and singing and cartooning on my notebooks], since i have no scanners, mouse pens and graphic tablets.


Check this cartoon which is absolutely opposite of what i feel.



This cartoon shows an extremely optimistic student[soldier] getting ready to give away his life with a smile as the war (examination) has begun

The Titanic Rap

In my so called Golden Post ,
i highlighed the so called gangasta-lingo!!! using the Ebonics Translator!
I thought its better to bring it down here rather than giving you its link again!



I thought, and i thought it again...
to loose open my brain thoughts a.k.a drain...
After the sewage from my drain escaped i thought ol' rite lets share it on!
This tool (i think ) it good for creating cool and crazy rap hip-hop stuff!
So i tried my evil eyes on my favourite titanic's theme song
[ Ya the same old "At the night... by Celine dion]
You can download (only humans) the song spoiled by me from
HERE
Hear it and bear it because i will tell you how to make shit out of songs!

Q. How the hell was the so called rapped up screwed down song created?

Ans. 1. Copied the lyrics of The Titanic theme song (by searching "lyrics of titanic theme song on google")

2.Now something thats copied must be pasted somewhere or it just waste.
I copied it on the Ebonics Translator that you can find in this post only.

3.The result was the conversion of the song from the
original lyrics:

- (Love Theme From "Titanic")

Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not
go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on



CONVERTED TO:-


Every night in muh ma fuckin dreams
I see ya. I feel ya.
That iz how I know
ya jet on.
Far across da
distance
And spaces between us
You gots come ta
show ya jet on.
Near, far, wherever
ya iz
I believe dat da
heart do jet on
Once mo ya open
da do
And you here in
muh ma fuckin heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an' on
Love can whack us
one tyme
And last fo' uh lifetime
And never jet till
We be one
Love wuz when I
loved ya
One true tyme I hold
ta
In muh ma fuckin life we'll always
jet on
Near, far, wherever
ya iz
I believe dat da
heart do jet on
Once mo ya open
da do
And you here in
muh ma fuckin heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an on
There iz some love
dat will not
jet away
You're here, dere's
nuttin I fear,
And I know dat muh ma fuckin heart will jet on
We'll stay forever dis here
way
You iz safe in muh ma fuckin
heart
And muh ma fuckin heart will jet
on an on Jus like Orenthawl James.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------But i thought somewhere in my heart that i must add some of my own crap also to "enrich" the song.The enrichment lines that i posted before the conversion were:-


jack and rose went up the ship to
have some fun and laughter.
Ship broke down
and jack frozed n drown
And rose went to see "TITANIC" in Theayytre!

Cut the crap
Break the tap
And listen listen listen to ma rap

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------After the purification, what i did was that...
i pasted all the lyrics along with the purified one to Talk It.

Hearing this software's name for the first time, dont worry you can download it from here [Click "here"(dont fear from the arabic language) and then click the pink glittering box there]

[or use any damn' text to speech converter]

See the screenshot below:

"Talk it" is a text to speech converter that alows youto fiddle with different personality voices, pitch, speed, pitch quality and voice effort.

After this i downloaded another goody goodie that allows you to record music from your P.C, mic [i have already posted an alternative for this]

and that goody goodie is "Mp3 my Mp3 recorder"

See the screenshot:

The conversion stuff hadnt even started...
Now what else...
after that it was the time for some loon-a-loopy stuff.
Since i cant afford the heavy duty instruments, i took some pre-made music called loops.
I downladed some hip-hop loops from looperman.I used a single loop for this stuff.
[after registering and searching for hip-hop loops]

After gathering the stuff it was the time for the real job.
Messing things up... MULTITASKING!!!
Played all three sounds at the same time...
and yuhoo...
I HAVE SUCCCESSFULLY RAPPED[RAPED] TITANIC!!!

Online Rubik Cube!!!

Online Rubik Cube!!!
Timepass! Timepass! What when timepass results to head
ache...I am talking about the old gold Rubik Cube!!!hardly found during these days... "we have got own stuff for timepass like computer, laptop cell phone and CrAzybLoG."
But i have got your very own rubik cube in a Cyber Version.

Click The Picture below to PLAY!!!

This Rubik Cube is not only available in the Classic Plastic Mode! but there are other modes if you are bored with playing the same old hat.

The other modes available are:-

! Alien Mode

! Marble Mode

! Brick Mode

! Wood Mode

Its got a rocking music to keep you interested/distracted from the game.

If you have solved the first task there will be always four more...

If you cant solve even once (like me) then i have got a link for you:=-

Be sure to check it

http://www.wikihow.com/Solve-a-Rubik%27s-Cube-Using-Commutators

Express you anger on someone's cell

You are angry at someone (any damn' reason)...Someone who
has a symbian phone... dont break his/her phone but take off
that memory card... steal it or insert it in someone's ass.Now what the hell to do with the remaining part of plastic shit...Use something called "intellegnce" to make that person
contactless, messageless out of the world...Format his damn' phone.How the freakin' hell on earth:-Firstly plug in that useless charger.Make sure that the battery of the phone is there... battery is
always there but make sure it is charged.Now close all shittin' stuff... press that menu key for some time
and dont panic when the 'telephone' option doenst show you
any thing.Ol' right! right to work!Put in the following code:- *#7370#Then your phone will irritate you by asking the code... if the
user hasnt messed enough with his cell phone security
settings... the code will be "12345"Done with that now do that yes, ok stuff andwohoo within 10 minutes vanish!!! vanish

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------If you dont want to indulge in crazy stuff, you can still use it, if some comm.warrior (MOBILE VIRUS) has kicked your mobiles ass... and infected evey part of it.
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Some More codes:-

(1) *3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%
(2) #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370# ( Favourite )
(3) *#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time.
(4) *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec.
(5) *#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type. ( Favourite )
(6) *#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.
(7) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number). ( Favourite )
(8) #pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(9) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).
(10) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w"and "+" symbols).

FREE SMS

Free SMS
Is 10 metre less for you...10m=1000cm.
Cutting the crap slowly ...for this stuff called free sms...
1.you need to have a moblie phone (tested on a symbian os) having bluetooth.(the colour of the tooth must be blue... just kidding)

So how the <---*censored*----> is free sms sent/recieved?.
Ol' right ... bluetooths on (think why have i wrote about 10m)Get to your sms most probably in your messages>inbox>whatever the message is
...Open it...
Click its options and find the option known as "forward".
Now your message will open again...
Use the pencil( not the one you write with... most probably it would be near any of the corners of your cell) and the arrow keys to select your message, while the arrow keys are pressed and your text is highlighted ...
click the option "copy"
Now close all the crap and
return to standby or simply go away to notes.
Make a new note...
press that pencil again and then click "paste".
Now save it.
And get outta there.
Now send this message using bluetooth... to your friend or foe in the range of 10m's.
Thank me for saving your penny and rupee.

Crazy ScreenSaver

After giving you heck and loads of dialog box shit, feary and other goddamn' crazy stuff i thought why to hide away the screensaver i use on my pc.

Titled as "Dont Touch my computer 2" it works as a cool guard too.

Better than any screeensaver atleast i have used up to date,

it features Joe and his dog, plus an accurate clock, a mice keeping the dog always on the run.

How it guards your computer(from people who try to mess up with it... not at internet but your home... could be your bros. and sis. denoted here by A$$)

It is not the stereotypical (haha) shake your mouse and the screen saver goes away... it has got it own procedure for stuff to get back.

So, While the screen saver is running, whenever an A$$ touches the mouse or an incorrect key, the guard dog is set in action: barking loudly and "attacking" the screen from the inside out.

So download it! and fear away the traitors existing in your homes.

Google 0.07

Papers come and go.
Parents come and go.
When they go you have stuff to do and the stuff includes this.
Not surfed net for long my crazy and devilish mind whispered me something.
Modding something(without hell knoweledge of html)

And my hands fell on a Giant The giant GOOGLE
A raw attempt to shake the shit in bond n' godfather style
Check it out




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Google 0.07 offered in: HindiBengaliTeluguMarathiTamil

Search: the webbb Pages from India

Shaken Not Stirred Tastes Lingo Stuff

Start Street Sellin'
now - bout' Google - An offer
u cant refuse - Go to Crazyblog

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Crazy Patterns

Introducing Crazy Patterns...
O.kay O.kay i have explored something fishy.I
ts fishy because its an easy way to draw a fish
.with two opposite angular brackets,three brackets,one colion and another angular bracket gives you a cute looking fish.

><))):>

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Another discovery not by me,but while chatting with a friend Ashwini
Did you know that gmail/gtalk isnt so silly that it will have no audibles,smileys (its silly for audibles though).These are just like crap in Gtalk but cool in Gmail.(i.e. is Gmail's Chat)I wont show you the preview because preview will create laziness in you.So checkout these:-
:) Mr. Happy
:( Mr. Sad
<3Heart There are many more to try out...
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Another one (neither by me nor by my friend but a website)
Type "Q33NY" without these two thorns(whatever they are called at as trop he).The font size being the highest (72 is cool)The font being Windgdings.
Check it out! 9/11 live!

5 reasons why you are a BIG BAD FOOL!!!!!You became too

You are a BIG BAD FOOL
if...........................................
1) You have been using a top notch PC for 10yrs and you dont know the function of Alt+F4.
2)You did not used the trial version of limewire to download its pro version.
3)You became too friendly and started sharing passwords.
4)You didnt visit CrAzYbLoG and V.CoL
5.you didnt reviewed,blogrolled them above 2 sites

Crazy Q

Well nothing to write about Agloco has released its so called viewbar.
(Thanks to so called Gmail for letting me know it in my mail)
But the damn page has just 5 words for me!!!

"The Page Cannot Be Displayed"
so i couldnt write a whole post on Viewbar.
I decided to refresh you with some sort of crappy question or riddle
(Dont ask the answer, even i dont know it)
Dont go by the currency,but the value.
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Tomb, Dix and Hairey decided to buy 3 Pizzas for Rs.25 each.
Making the total Rs75.
The waiter delivers the pizza and gives the money to the manager.
As today's the manager's 50th birthday, he decides to give away 5 rupees off.
He takes the 70 rupees and asks the waiter to give them their 5 rupees back.
The waiter is engulfed by his greed and bad deeds, so he decides to keep 2 rupees with him...
and gives three rupees i.e 1 rupee to each customer i.e Tomb,Dix and Hairey
such that each pizza to them now costs 24 rupees.

But when the total was counted...it was found that
24+24+24=72 rupees were spent on pizzas and the waiter had stolen 2 rupees
i.e 72+2=74
But the total money was 75 rupees.
75-74=1

So where the hell is the 1 rupee.