Harry Potter and the Quidditch World Cup: Review

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Harry potter and the Quidditch World Cup: Review.

There are many HP games, unfortunately i could get my hands on just one.
And about this game its cool, its crazy and its damn' exhilarating.
Just play one match and you will know.

The game is not much heard but you couldnt imagine anything better for a game of Quidditch.
But first let me tell you something( can you get something from Wikipedia) about Quidditch

"Quidditch is an extremely rough but very popular semi-contact sport played by wizards and witches on flying broomsticks using four balls and six elevated ring-shaped goals. The game is played by two teams of seven people at the scholastic level by such wizards as the series' title character, Harry Potter, as well as regionally, and internationally between national teams, similar to football (soccer)


The two teams of seven people consist of three Chasers, two Beaters, a Keeper and a Seeker and involves four balls: a Quaffle (essentially a mundane oddly shaped ball with no magical capabilities), two Bludgers and a tiny hard to spot Golden Snitch which is the province of the seekers who spend virtually all the game time looking for the elusive mobile ball which actively hides most of the game. Thelatter three are magically self-mobile, though the Snitch is both faster and far more agile, able to twist, turn and dodge almost able to ignore inertial effects where as the two actively aggressive bludgers—which are in between sized and smaller than a cantelope but somewhat bigger and more massive than a very large grape fruit— while capable of reaching fairly high speeds can turn only gradually thus follow trajectories which are far more curvilinear when closing on a target. They spend a lot of time flying back towards the arena, when beaters bang them out and away from team mates, no better angle then being present in the momentary crises.

The Keeper guards his team's three hoops, the Chasers score goals with the Quaffle either hurled by hand, or by batting it with the end of their broom sticks or both, the bat armed Beaters keep the Bludgers (which are aggressive, self-powered, self-guided missles of limited focus but more than capable of bruising and bone-breaking attacks to all and sundry) away from their team mates and try to knock them towards players on the other team, and the Seeker seeks to find the extremely fast, hard to spot and very elusive Golden Snitch, which is quite difficult to catch even when it's in plain sight as it takes evasive action constantly.

Thus those two single balls figure directly in the scoring, where the object of the game is to score more points than one's opponent overall, before the game ends because the Golden Snitch has been caught. This phase of the game is essentially open ended and proceeds by the teams maneuvering and acting by putting the quaffle through one of the three goals defended by the other sides' "Keeper" more than the other team does to the goals defended by it's keeper. Both teams strive to build what in most other sports would be an overwhelmingly significant lead, for the game includes a built in high capacity for catching up from well behind and thus winning with a "Walk off" score using the Golden Snitch.

Each goal scored during the quaffle-play is worth ten points, and with the active distractions of the missle-like bludger's constantly zooming and attacking whomever they pass near, the beater's swooping to intercept them when they are attacking a team mate, or the evasive actions needed to dodge an undefended attack by either bludger plus the constant rough play between opposing team players jockeying and bumping for position at high speeds well up off the ground, the sport presents plenty of fast paced spectacular play for spectator satisfaction—while each team tries to build a lead of at least 160 points, for the team which catches the Snitch recieves a full hundred and fifty points and ends the game immediately. Thus the gameplay is open-ended and the game ends only when the Snitch is caught, or by mutual consent of the two team captains."

Now can we get back to the game:
Quidditch explanation is enough already.
Firstly you are supposed to win over all the houses of the school itself i.e.
Gryffindor
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Slytherin
These matches are not too hard.
You can practice seperately also.

The real game starts when the Quidittch World Cup starts.
The teams present are:
Australia
England
Bulgaria
Japan
Ireland
Germany etc. etc.

For these games the graphics are awesome, the moves brilliant, the coolest EA gameplay ever found.
The matches are just enough detailed to live in their world.
First you play as the Chaser, Beater and te Keeper.
And after 5-10 minutes, its your turn to be the seeker, which is the most difficult part of the game.
Difficult and addictive, you have to be in track of a saturn type ring and chase the snitch, catch it before the other does.At this time the match becomes tense( My thighs always started shivering in the world cup's while catching the snitch).
Be aware of your speed meter.

If you love speed, love sports the better option is QWC.


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Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire: Review

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Harry Potter and Goblet of fire: Review.
Now this one would like to have tough words from me because I had read the novel!!!And every next movie will have the same words from the die-hard readers... ther reason being uptil POA the pages were less(normal) as compared to the 4th 5th 6th.And you cannot make a 10 hour movie( can you?)So they try to mess up every damn' thing in less than 2.5 hours.Ofcourse eating up some scenes.
So what's Goblet of fire all about [Movie]:
Well it is all about the goblet of fire (cant you read the name of the movie).This time something is changed in Hogwarts studies,magic, plus The Triwizard Cup (three cool tasks)in which hogwarts plus other two schools i.e. Durmstrang and Beauxbatons have participatedThe goblet of fire is where the students (17+) put their names in for participating in the triwizard cup.Unfortunately (Fortunately) his name is found from the goblet.( he is only 14)along with Victor Krum (from Durmstrang),Fleur Delacour (from Beauxbatons),Cedric Diggory(From Hogwarts)And then the real story starts with Harry fighting all his tasks.
The first task: stealing away a dragon's egg.
The second task: Rescuing your friends(inside water)
The third task: The Maze
Let me spoil:In the third task Harry and Cedric touch The triwizard cup at the same time which is actually a portkey (better than those ugly shoes)to the graveyard from where Cedric dies,Voldemort arise and Harry cries(will you laugh when you arm is tore off for your enemy) and then a ferocious battle(What ferocious,yelling standing with a green and red light, three souls boasting bullshit) takes place where Harry like a brave (coward) runs off with Cedric.
Actually it was a web spinned by Barty Crouch Jr.(death eater...deaths are yummy) who was with Voldemort.He had became Mad-eye Moody by drinking the potion.He had put harry's name in Goblet of fire so that Voldemort can have the same blood of harry.(Cant you simply say harry to donate his blood)In the end he's caught red handed and... and everybody's home.
What is swallowed up:
1. You had a nice Hermoine who was doing social service for many many nice house elves so that they should get paid for servicing but she was ignored by both the elves and the students.
2. Leprechauns and dances werent required instead showing a whole damn' match of quidittch final would be better( WB no brains for this)
3. Showing Rita Skeeter as a bug and being caught up.
Well every one had a reason, for this stuff an extra million was required( now who'll pay that?)

Coolest Scene: The whole first task is amazing!!!
Craziest Scene: Like mongooses, then watch out Malfoy when he become sone.
Coolest Creature: The nominees were Mad -eye Moody for everything, Voldemort for nose, and those sea-creatures.Well the winner is Voldemort... his nose is so cool(can hardly be seen), and his movements Oh! Babe...Was this the Voldemort you looked for?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban:Review

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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban: Review
When i watched this one for the first time i thought what a headache!The second time the headache began to get recovered and the third time oh relief! i understood what the movie is all about.(You may have suffered or will be suffered like this)
Well its all about ofcourse the Prisoner of Askaban which is ugly by face and dress-up---Mr. Sirius Black and people believe that he was from one of the faithful persons of you-know-who(much long name)and he is in search of Harry.And later on it is discovered that Professor Lupin who saved Harry from the Dementors(creatures wearing a black bed-sheet over them) who becomes a were wolf on moonlit nights(revealed later) is in contact with Sirius Black, who wasnt actually the killer, it was Peter Pettigrew( the ugliest Yuck) or Wormtail(whom harry found in Marauder's map- google earth) who had became a rat(Scabbers) of Ron by animagus and for which ron had to be injured by Sirius in his dog-form.He was the on who was with the dark lord.Then whatever happens Sirius decides to kill PP. Fisrt lupin appears and they do bad things then snape appears he's thrashed away.Lupin gives clearance. Harry decides Dementors are more suitable for such bullshit, they thrash him out, he runs ,Lupin turns into a werewolf by seeing the mooon, he could differntiate between friend and foe, dog and wolf foght.Someone gave a call to the wolf and he ran, Sirius lay somewere on the ice, and harry came to help, Dementors start having feast drinking souls( yummy souls) till some blue dot appears from his mouth.Harry spells the Patronus charm to throw them away and he too fades until a deer appears on the other side who harry thinks is his father.Both faint,Sirius is back in prison.Hoped this was the end but this was just the beginning.

This is the first movie where you hear Voldemort's name not see him.And thats refreshing and head aching, that Harry and Hermoine go back in the previous time to save both Black and Buckbeak(forgot to name this extremely important character which is half-horse half-bird.).(Buckbeak had to be killed because he broke malfoy's arm)They stop his death by returning back in the time using time turner of hermoine who had became genius from it only. And do the extremely essential(beating themselves,howling and bullshit .Harry was himself the deer) things that is to save Black and the Buckbeak, both are saved finally and finally my headache seems to get over(which you may have got after reading this).
Crazy Scene: This one has most of the crazy scenes including ride of the Knight Bus,Dursley's sister Marge's float and more..., but the winner is Marge's fatty float which is caused by Harry's anger.(The scenes so crazy see it to believe it)

Cool Scene: The nominees were Hermoine's Punch and Buckbeak's ride, but i give points to hermoine because it was simply cooooool

Bore: That Trelawney

Coolest Creature: No guesss for that its BuckBeak

Harry Potter and the chamber of the secrets

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Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets: Review
Much darker, must exciting than the previous one.
Same appearances but this one is more thrilling and horrifying than HPSS.

The story:
Starts from an house elf-Dobby stopping harry to visit Hogwarts due to a "reason"The reason being that the chamber of secrets has been opened up.(by ofcourse... later on).Okay Okay it has been opened up by Tom riddle or you may say Tom Marvolo Riddle or you may say I am Lord
Voldemort . Actually a memory of him in a diary creates chaos by almost killing some bad blooded students
(muggle students) who see into in the eye of a big snake who is present inside the chamber of secret, who is a
pet of Voldemort.And he is doing this with the help of Jinny Weasely(controlled by him).
I told you the spoilers not the story .Whatever...,

Coolest scene: The climax when Harry kills the snake using the Godric Grifffindor's sword.
Craziest scene: When Harry falls off from his broomstick and breaks his bone, Lockheart's spell...crazy
Coolest Creature: Dobby the house elf (other nominees were the snake and the spider)

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone.

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Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone: Review.
This was the first movie who spilled the magic all over the world with the little shabby specy guy named as Harry Potter.
And the best one according to me.
If the second one had suspense,third one had puzzle,fourth one had action (magic include in all three), then the first one had all of it and it started the journey of the magical miracles.

Starring Daniel Radcliffe as Harry potter Rupert Grint as Ron Weasely and Emma Watson as Hermoine Granger( oo forgot the spelllings)
Others are Dumb-bell-door(shit the door doesnt open and the belll doesnt ring)Mc Gonagell (Resembles to Vince Mc Mahon), Snape(Snake) and Hagrid(the giant)
A Harry Potter review has to be much grand explaining terms because it has too much.Muggles(you and me) quidditch( sweeping home play).So i'll leave that.

This MPM(magic packed movie) starts with magic and ends with it.
The story is about a magical school -Hogwarts .But basically the story is all about a stone.The Sorcerer's Stone(This was the first and only HP movie till date that whose name was different from the name of the novel, because only the US name had Sorcerer's in it and the rest of the world had philosopher)A stone that produces some sort of liquid that makes you live more( near to immortal),that was the reason why Nicholas Flamel (heard this name in the movie) was 600+ yrs old (cooool) and our great villian Voldemort is in search of that damn' stone and the whole damn' movie is about that protected by a three headed dog known as fluffy.Victory over evil and soo on.Voldemort is the coolest ghost i have seen who drinks silver blood and lives in the back of a so called Professor Quarrel (i said i dont know the spelings) under his turban.

Maddest scene: no nominee for that,Dursley deserves that when he changes his house just because of letters.
Craziest scene: many nominees Longbottom's crazy broomstick ride, Fluffy's big drool on Ron,Monster's snot.
And the craziest scene is the Monster's snot, when the monster attacks Hermoine Harry saves her by putting in his magic wand in his grand nostrils (resembling hose pipes) and when he extracts, wow what a snot!Crazy.
Coolest Scene:When Harry stands on his broomstick and falls off with the Golden ball in his mouth and vomits it out.
Coolest Dialogue: The Climax one by Harry "I am going from home, not to home"(soo emotional)
[Well let me warn you I have seen this movie in Hindi without subtitles, so the dialog will be similar or not i dont know... If you want to check out it then watch the movie instead.]